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Sandra Bullock Really Wants To Be The Poster Girl For Uniqueness

Sandra Bullock has always annoyed the crap out of me with her repeated portrayal of the stock rom-com character—the gorgeous, “quirky” girl. Even more irritating perhaps is that she is trying to live her onscreen persona off screen. Sandra’s message to the women of the world is always a variation of the same theme—be unique, ladies! Thanks for the permission, Sandy. In a recent interview with Parade, she said:

“Why is it that men are called ‘unique’ and ‘eccentric’ and ‘mavericks’ when they’re different, but women are labeled as ‘odd’ or just plain ‘weird?’ It’s about being unconventional and being true to who you are. Not fitting in often means you’re really standing out. If I can do anything in this time of my career, it’s to make it easier for girls who are growing up not to feel they have to wind up with someone to complete them. You know, I complete me. I’m just lucky that after I completed myself, I met someone who could tolerate me.”

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Fergie Reveals Her Past As A Gang-Banging Druggie And I Fall Asleep

In case you didn’t have cable in the ’80s you might have missed the wholesome, corn-fed blonde, Stacy Ann Ferguson, on my favorite show “Kids, Incorporated.” So what was little Stacy Ann up to between then and joining the Black Eyed Peas as Fergie? In an interview with The Sunday Times, she was dabbling in serious debauchery. Fergie says she went through a period of doing ecstasy and meth. She was also obsessed with East L.A. gangsta dudes, aka “cholos.” While I suppose that Fergie is telling the truth about her “dark past,” I’m thinking that she may have been going through what the rest of the known world calls “adolescence.” You know, that time in your life when you are confused about your identity and you make really poor choices, including experimenting with drugs, alcohol, and sex. Who is Fergie kidding? She is no hardened criminal or rehabilitated juvenile delinquent because she had a bad meth trip and slept with a couple of homies. She went to therapy, became a superstar, and now she’s married to Josh Duhamel. Yawn. [Popeater] Keep reading »

Could You Read A Book A Day For A Year?

Whenever I’m going through an existential crisis, reading a great book usually helps. Clearly, 46-year-old Nina Sankovitch of Connecticut understands the profound satisfaction that can be found from sitting down with a good read. She’s close to finishing a mission to read one book every day for a year and blog about it. Yes! Every. Single. Day. Even holidays. She may be my new hero. Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Get Things Cooking With These Hot Chefs

Hot Chefs: Ty-Lör Boring

“Top Chef” Texas contestant Ty-Lör Boring (is that his real name?) is anything but boring, especially when sprawled out buck naked on a kitchen table.  I’ve  had a peek at his sausage and let me tell you, I am suddenly craving Italian food. Is he Italian? He must be with all that hair. Anyhow, this is just one of the racy photos of Ty-Lör from his nudey spread in Headmaster magazine, an art magazine for man-lovers. What a wonderful name for a magazine If only he didn’t like to eat sausages, he might be my dream man. I’ll always be a sucker for a hot chef. They like to cook, I  like to watch them cook. They like to make me food, I like to eat it. It’s perfect! Just find me a man who feeds me and I’ll be happy in life. I’ll even do the dishes. Until then, I’ll continue to watch cooking shows and admire from afar. Click through to see more cooks I wouldn’t kick out of my kitchen … or my bed. Bon appetit!

Why Todd English Is The Worst Fiance Ever

The next time a guy screws me or one of my friends over, I will remember that it could be worse … I could have been engaged to celebrity chef Todd English. In a move that can only be described as sociopathic, douche castle Todd English ditched fiancée Erica Wang and 150 guests and skipped out on his $150,000 wedding at the St. Regis last week. In a statement, English said, “It was never intended this way, but our relationship has not been positive for some time.” Erica has a much different story. She thinks things went downhill when she refused to sign a prenup saying that if the couple split she would get big, fat ZERO. Get the full saga, after the jump. Keep reading »

Do I Really Need To Say Goodbye To My Single Life Before I Can Find Love?

I was a little bit unsettled when I read a recent Cary Tennis column on Salon called “I’m 32 already. Time to get married!” I realized that I could have written the question myself (well, I just want to meet someone great). A woman is torn between wanting to meet a life partner and wanting to follow every fun, salacious flirtation that comes her way – because, after all, isn’t that the best part of being single? Tending to choose the latter, she knows that it will not ultimately get her what she wants. Keep reading »

Kevin Federline and 4 Other Notorious Celebrity Slobs

So we know Kevin Federline needs to slim down, but it appears that he also need to clean up. He is a serious slob according to his former landlords. Gosh … I’m shocked, aren’t you? The owners of his former Tarzana, California home are demanding that K-Fed pay $110,661 in back rent and damages. His alleged transgressions? Aside from skipping out on six months rent, he left behind cigarette butts, empties, spit marks on the exterior paint (huh?), drawings on the walls, dead trees and plants, broken tiles, appliances and light covers. Oh, and he is even accused of stealing the garage door opener. Charming. [Daily News]

After the jump, some more notorious celebrity slobs. Keep reading »

Oink, Oink: Celebrities With Swine Flu!

Just when my longtime dream of attending a Backstreet Boys concert was about to finally come true, the reviled swine flu had to come and ruin everything. Poor BBoy Brian Litrell (he’s the dragony looking one, second from the right) can show you the meaning of being lonely—from his quarantine room, he is lamenting the cancellation of all the band’s New York City tour dates after being diagnosed with the dreaded flu. Brian, the New York fans are just as devastated as you are. As a precautionary measure, the other three members of the group—Nick Carter, Howie Dorough and AJ McLean—and the entire touring crew have been prescribed Tamiflu to prevent the spread of the virus. Here’s to a quick recovery, Brian. We can’t wait to hear your new album (dropping today by the way!), This is Us. Yes, it is! [Popeater]

After the jump, other celebs who’ve survived the swine flu, from Marilyn Manson to Rachel Maddow. Keep reading »

Yes, He Can Win A Nobel Peace Prize, But Does He Deserve It?

People were shocked when President Obama was awarded the 2009 Nobel Peace prize today for his initiatives to reduce nuclear weapons, reduce conflict in the Muslim world, and promote worldwide diplomacy. Why so shocking, since these are Nobel-worthy causes? Because Obama had only been in office for two weeks before the February 1 Nobel nomination deadline. The Nobel Committee doesn’t seem to think it’s a problem. They attribute a change in global mood to Obama’s calls for peace and cooperation, even though his initiatives have not yet had the time “to bear fruit.” So what do you think? Does he deserve the award? [MSNBC]

After the jump, see how Obama stacks up to the other presidents that have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Keep reading »

Would You Do It In Public?

Are you into public PDA … specifically of the horizontal polka variety? According to Don Q’s Lady Data, 12 percent of women are down with having sex in public. A risky rendezvous no doubt. Whether you are part of the 88 percent that prefers to keep your sex life in the bedroom or a member of the public freaks club, you can’t help but enjoy these naughty episodes. After the jump, some tales of sex in public places. Share yours, if you dare! Keep reading »