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“The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” Reunion Part 1: A Study In Subtext

I finally got to watch “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion, part one. Holy crap! I still can’t believe there’s more to come. No wonder Teresa is allegedly demanding that producers double her salary. Being on that show is like going into a war zone.

There’s so much to discuss! Like, for starters, why were they talking in secret NJ code the whole time? It was a full hour of trying to decipher the many meanings of the word “bitch,” the tenor of each raised eyebrow and the shade of angry behind each guttural growl. After the jump, we investigate the meaning behind Danielle’s comment about Teresa’s “nephew” and all the Dina drama. Keep reading »

Next Up In Switzerland: Drive-In Sex Boxes

Switzerland is totally cutting edge when it comes to sex accouterments. A couple weeks ago, the country announced it would begin selling pregnancy tests in vending machines. Its latest sex-nological improvement will be the addition of drive-in sex boxes in Zurich’s red-light district. What exactly is a drive-in sex box, you ask? It’s like a parking spot surrounded by metal fences where Johns can park while being “serviced.” The idea is that it would give prostitutes more privacy to work in broad daylight and protect nearby residents from having to see anything lewd. It would be even cooler if they had movies playing in there, too. Just a suggestion. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

10 Celebs With Insured Body Parts

Celebs Who've Insured Body Parts

According to Jennifer Love Hewitt her 36C breasts are worth millions. “The Client List” star told US Weekly:

“I need, like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’”

But then she reconsidered the value of  her favorite body parts and told USA Today, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”

Aim high, JLH! I have a feeling Hewitt’s phone is going to be ringing off the hook this week with offers. 

She wouldn’t be the first celebrity to take out a policy on her most precious parts. Click onward for more celebs and the body parts they insured. [Huffington Post]

Diablo Cody Talks Trailer Trash With Megan Fox

I’m so into the idea of Diablo Cody‘s new web series, Red Band Trailer, where she invites celebs like Chelsea Handler, Jason Bateman, and Megan Fox to her Airstream trailer to talk trash with them. Megan Fox starts off the interview by calling the very preggo Diablo Cody “huge.” Megan, don’t insult the host. But, seriously, this is the most interesting Megan Fox interview I’ve ever seen. [NY Post] Keep reading »

What Is Your Theme Song For Life?

Demi Moore Does It Doggie-Style

Demi Moore got down with the Doggfather, Snoop Dogg, at his concert in Las Vegas this past weekend. I had no idea Demi had so much street cred. Ashton, on the other hand, was a wallflower. Or maybe he was just too lifted to move. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Must Try: Personalized Arcade Fire Music Video!

As if I wasn’t already obsessed enough with the new Arcade Fire album, The Suburbs, it just got better. You can visit this website to create a personalized, interactive music video for the song “We Used to Wait.” Just enter your own suburban childhood address and the magic of Google images will have you flying over your old street. I got kind of choked up when I saw San Rosendo Dr. and the cul-de-sac where I used to ride my bike, the place where my brother and I built forts, and even my swimming pool. It took me all the way to the window outside of my old bedroom! Hello, nostalgia, I love you. [Stereogum] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore” Accused Of Racketeering

Uh oh! The cast, crew, and producers of “Jersey Shore” may be in trouble with the law. As many infamous guidos who came before them, they are being accused of racketeering. A woman identified as J.P. is suing Viacom, 495 Productions, and the “Jersey Shore” cast for an incident which occurred during the filming of Episode 108. You may remember it better as the episode where Ronnie knocked some dude unconscious. Keep reading »

The Celebrity Vegan Brigade

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I was on the subway yesterday when a proselytizing vegan came pushing through the car screaming, “Our bodies were not meant to be a graveyard for dead animals!” The woman next to me quipped that she was “on her way to eat some ribs”; the cranky old man yelled, “What are you doing here?” I just shifted uncomfortably in my seat as the emaciated veganator flashed her crazy eyes and weird, homemade brochures at unenthusiastic passengers. Not that there’s anything wrong with choosing a vegetarian or vegan lifestyle, but I didn’t know there were vegan conversions going on. Reformed vegan Angelina Jolie claims that red meat helps her stay sexy. “I joke that a big, juicy steak is my beauty secret … but seriously, I love red meat. I was a vegan for a long time, and it nearly killed me. I found I was not getting enough nutrition,” she recently told reporters. Take that you vegan fundamentalists! [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some more members of the celebrity vegan brigade who we think may need a good steak.

50 Cent Is An Inspiration To Women Everywhere

Thank you, Fiddy … just thank you for that. Now I will follow you on Twitter so I can learn more about how to navigate through this world as a woman. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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