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Today’s Comediennes Are No Joke

Ami AngelowiczNovember 11, 2009 //

On Monday night, at the Glamour “Women of the Year” awards, Amy Poehler told the girls of America, “If boys say something that’s not funny, you don’t have to laugh.” Sure, it was said with humor and naturally she got a laugh from the crowd, but her advice really hit me. As women, we are taught to be polite, to laugh at men and their jokes, and to sacrifice and compromise ourselves for the sake of their egos. That’s why Amy’s comment was profound—its meaning was multi-layered. Not only was she encouraging us to honor ourselves but she was also urging us to find something that makes us laugh—to make our own comedy. And that’s exactly what she’s been doing since she made the transition from “SNL” to a show conceptualized, written, produced, and acted by her—“Parks and Recreation.” If you haven’t seen it yet, you should. Keep reading »

LiLo And Leo? 10 Über-Random Celebrity Couples That Make Us Think It Could Be True

Ami AngelowiczNovember 10, 2009 //
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Michelle Obama’s Family Tree Has A White Branch

Ami AngelowiczNovember 10, 2009 //

Genealogists have been busy reconstructing the First Lady’s family tree and what they’ve discovered is shocking—but really only to Debbie Shields, who is apparently Michelle Obama’s cousin. And yes, she’s white as can be. But are we really surprised by this? As most of us know, there were many African and American couplings (both consensual and non-consensual) that took place during the times of slavery—and Michelle’s great, great grandmother Melvinia was no exception. As it turns out, Melvinia was impregnated at age 15 by plantation owner Charles Marion Shields who is also Debbie’s great, great grandfather. In case you got lost there in the twisted branches, that makes the two fourth cousins. While Debbie and her 17-year old son Brandon think it’s “awesome” to be related to the first lady, they couldn’t believe it at first. Believe it, folks! So what do you think? Awkward family reunion or positive step forward for race relations in this country? [Newser] Keep reading »

Are You Allergic To Your Man’s Sperm?

Ami AngelowiczNovember 10, 2009 //

So I’ve heard about this “sperm allergy” before but never really knew if it was true. Believe it or not, scientists confirm that not only is it a legitimate allergy—the technical name is “seminal plasma hypersensitivity”—but it’s also really common for women. Stats say that between 20,000 and 40,000 women in the U.S. are allergic to their man’s spunk. About 30 minutes after sex, sufferers may experience hives, swollen eyes, diarrhea, and breathing problems—the same symptoms common to food allergies. What are women suffering from this allergy supposed to do? Become celibate? Subscribe to a “sperm-free” diet? Carry around an epi-pen for sexytime? Not necessarily. Doctors say, aside from using condoms, there may also be a vaccine that can help woman’s body become more tolerant. Good news, I guess? [Glamour] Keep reading »

6 Famous Female Girl Haters

Ami AngelowiczNovember 9, 2009 //
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I’m always skeptical of a woman who doesn’t have any female friends. It’s a real red flag for me—it leaves me wondering, “What’s wrong with this picture?” Is she untrustworthy? A boyfriend stealer? A narcissist? Sure, it’s fun and healthy to have guy friends (I do think they are often less dramatic, for sure), but it’s downright shady not to be able to get along with other ladies. And yet, so many famous women are always flaunting that they’re guys’ girls. Take Megan Fox. When asked about the “frenemies” phenomenon, Megan said, “Yes, girls are awful. But, in their defense, girls are awful because of the way society is set up—we’re constantly in competition for male attention. Our fathers raise us wrong and we spend the rest of our lives searching for boys to pay attention to us, which validates us. So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” [Celebitchy]

Watchu talkin’ ‘bout, Megan? That’s some messed-up stuff. I think she just proved my theory. After the jump, some other celebs who are girl haters.

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New Blog We Love: Models Are Smart

Ami AngelowiczNovember 9, 2009 //

If you’ve ever seen an episode of “America’s Next Top Model,” you might be under the impression that most models—while nice to look at—are actually pretty vapid. Wrong! Bloggette Erin Gibson doesn’t want you to get it twisted anymore. She has set out to prove that these anatomically superior ladies and gentlemen, who probably owe their perfect faces and bodies to some sort of hermaphroditic hormonal imbalance, are actually hella smart. Her new blog, Models Are Smart, reveals all of the deep thoughts that models are thinking while they are “smeyesing” and contorting their superfine bodies into fierce poses. After the jump, you won’t believe what these models know. Looks like I can learn a thing or two from them. [Models Are Smart] Keep reading »

Celebrity Girl Haters

Ami AngelowiczNovember 9, 2009 //

I’m always skeptical of a woman who says doesn’t have girlfriends. It’s a real red flag for me – that leaves me wondering, “What’s wrong with this picture?” Is she untrustworthy? A boyfriend stealer? A narcissist? Sure – it’s fun and healthy to have guy friends (less drama for sure) – but it’s downright shady not to be able to get along with other ladies. According to a recent interview with Metro, Megan Fox thinks girls can’t be friends with one another because we all have daddy issues. When asked about the “frenemies” phenomenon she said, “Yes, girls are awful. But, in their defense, girls are awful because of the way society is set up – we’re constantly in competition for male attention. Our fathers raise us wrong and we spend the rest of our lives searching for boys to pay attention to us, which validates us. So no girl can really be your friend, because if she takes attention from you, your daddy doesn’t love you.” Watchu talkin’ ‘bout Megan? That’s some messed up stuff. I think she just proved my theory. Something’s not quite right there … but we already kind of knew that. After the jump, some other celebs that are girl haters. Gotta makes you wonder … [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Two Pandas Going Through A Dry Spell Seek Sex Therapy

Ami AngelowiczNovember 9, 2009 //

In Taiwan, Taun Tuan and Yuan Yuan, two giant pandas who live at the Tapei Zoo, no longer seem to be on the same page in the bedroom. Hey, dry spells happen to the best of us, right? But this lack of panda action is particularly distressing because it’s almost mating season and the pressure to produce cubs is on. So, what to do to get these two back in the mood? The zookeepers are seeking advice from therapists. The verdict? Tuan Tuan and Yuan Yuan may be sick of each other. Doctors are suggesting that the couple spend some time apart, evaluate the relationship, and get back to together for mating season. Hopefully, at that point they will be so lonely (or horny) that they will be doing it like rabbits—who, incidentally, never seem to go through dry spells. If that doesn’t work, I’m thinking they should see other pandas, consider a polypanderous lifestyle, or check out some panda porn. Or perhaps everyone should just stop pressuring them to produce offspring? I know they are endangered and all, but maybe they need to work on their relationship before they bring a cub into the picture. [Newser] Keep reading »

Baby Mamma O’ Meter: 10 Celeb Dads Who Really Spread Their Seed

Ami AngelowiczNovember 7, 2009 //
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No, Kevin Federline is not pregnant—he’s just put on some weight in an unfortunate area. But the rumor around the baby mill is that K-Fed’s new girlfriend, Victoria Prince, is indeed preggers. Hmmm … let’s do the math here: he has two kids with Shar Jackson, two kids with Brit, and another one on the way. That works out to five kids with three baby mammas. This equation can mean only one thing: K-Fed likes to spread his seed. And what a glorious seed it is. But he’s not the only notorious celebrity dad. After the jump, some more celeb dads with multiple baby mamas. Warning: do not let any of these men inseminate you. [Celebitchy]
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Terrifying Thought: Did You Know Your Vagina Can Fall Out Of Your Body?

Ami AngelowiczNovember 6, 2009 //

I thought I was done with vaginal tragedies after hearing about the poor woman with two vaginas. I was mistaken. Brave lady, Allison Henry, is speaking out about her vagina … which literally fell out. The clinical term for this is “vaginal prolapse.” Read on at your own risk. Keep reading »

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