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6 Celebrity Splits That We’re Blaming On Scientology

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Mad Men’sElisabeth Moss has officially filed for divorce from Fred Armisen citing “irreconcilable differences.” Yeah, I would say if she is a diehard Scientologist and he’s not, that would be an irreconcilable difference. Apparently, if you question any part of Xenu’s teachings, you are deemed a “Suppressive Person” or “SP” by the church and ex-communicated through a process called “Disconnection.” We’re sorry, Fred, but it may be better this way. [Huffington Post, Technorati]

After the jump, some more celeb couples who we suspect may have fallen out over Scientology.

Today In Terribleness: Teenager Confesses To Murdering Mother In Her Sleep

Ugh, this story is so awful. Fifteen-year-old Tylar Witt pleaded guilty to murdering her own mother. Tylar was furious after her mother read her diary and reported her 19-year-old boyfriend, Steven Colver, to authorities for statutory rape. Later that evening, her mother was drugged and then stabbed several times in her sleep. Tylar and Steven dyed their hair and fled to San Francisco where they were eventually apprehended. Keep reading »

You Don’t Have To Go To Hollywood To Dine Like Paris Hilton

Sounds like a deal to me! Let’s hope they cut Paris a deal, too. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Mark Wahlberg Kept His Diggler Peen As A Souvenir

“I used to keep it in my desk drawer. And I’d take it out and slap my friends in the face with it. I don’t keep many things from my movies, but that just seemed to have personal significance.”

Mark Wahlberg on stealing his 13-inch-porno peen from the set of “Boogie Nights.” Sigh. We always want what we can’t have. [Starpulse] Keep reading »

R.I.P. The ’90s, We Miss You … Kind Of

I’ll take 94 seconds of the ’90s if that’s all I can get. I can’t believe I’m feeling even the littlest bit of nostalgia for the decade of my teen years. But let’s be honest, I’m kind of glad it’s over. It certainly is a bittersweet symphony, this life. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Sometimes Guys Say The Strangest Things

I’m not even going to pretend that I understand the first thing about men. They remain a mystery to me and I have no choice but to love them for that. But every now and then they say stuff that truly baffles us. After the jump, Frisky staffers share the strangest things dudes have said to them. What were they thinking? If you have any insight, please offer your interpretations because we don’t have a clue. Or feel free to chime in with your own offerings.
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Russell Brand Protects Katy Perry’s Honor

Don’t mess with Russell Brand’s woman or he may attack. That’s exactly what happened at the Los Angeles airport on Friday when he was arrested for misdemeanor battery after sticking it to a photog a la Adam Lambert. Apparently he was provoked to action when the pap was trying to get upskirt shots of his fianceé, Katy Perry. “If you cross the line & try an put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me,” Katy tweeted. It’s almost kind of sweet. He doesn’t want anyone else to see Katy’s vag. A little bit of machismo chivalry never hurt anyone. [NY Daily News]
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10 Actors Who Played Rock Stars

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Oh, how excited am I by the news that there is a Freddie Mercury biopic in the works AND that Sacha Baron Cohen has landed the coveted role! Queen is one of my all-time favorite bands and I can’t wait to see a flick that delves deeper into Freddie’s life. That man is an icon. An icon, dammit! I hope the film features Sacha singing “Somebody to Love” … in a spandex body suit. I’d probably be so excited I’d get on my bike and ride. [Huffington Post]

After the jump, some more actors who have played rock ‘n’ roll legends.

Inmate Sues The Kardashian Sisters For Emotional Distress

A Pennsylvania inmate, D.J. Goodson, is suing the Kardashian sisters for extreme emotional distress after being forced to watch “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” and “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” while incarcerated. Clearly, the idea of a genius Corrections Officer. Keep reading »

Happy Birthday, Nelson Twins!

Happy 43rd birthday to the Matthew and Gunnar Nelson! It seemed like only yesterday we were swooning over their butt-length, white-blond manes. How fast they grow up. Let’s all take a stroll down memory lane and watch the “After the Rain” video in their honor, shall we? Way better than birthday cake.
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