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We know that Rooney Mara is a celeb to watch since she landed the coveted part of Lisbeth Salander in David Fincher’s “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.” How much of a stretch is it going to be for her to nail the role of Lisbeth? Let’s see how real-life Rooney stacks up to the enigmatic, fictional Lisbeth Salander.
We’re really glad that Seal and Heidi Klum are so in love and all. But Seal’s new music video for his single “Secret,” featuring him and Heidi butt naked in bed and lightly caressing one another, has hit my “feeling violated button.” I’m really uncomfortable watching them touch intimately for a full 3:28. Especially the part when he’s gently cupping her breasts. Argh! Gross! It’s like watching your parents make out or something. Too bad this perfectly good song is ruined by their saccharine display of man-and-wife-in-love explosion. I’ve got a secret for them: this video makes me want to take a shower. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
“All of a sudden I hear WHOA, WHOA! And I said is there anything on it? What’s wrong? They said they never saw anyone as hairy as [me] in their entire life!”
– Jenny McCarthy telling Oprah about Playboy’s reaction to her au natural look down there for her 1993 cover shoot. Props to Jenny for showing up to her Playboy shoot with full bush. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
Major bananas news that will make you die! Lovable “Rachel Zoe Project” assistant Brad Goreski, aka Rachel Zoe’s surrogate child/gay husband, is leaving her as of October 1. “I love Rachel and she’s taught me everything I know … but there’s a point where either I do it now or I’ll never know what it’s like to spread my wings and soar.” Keep reading »
In Fort Lauderdale, a popular pizza joint, Squiggy’s, has decided to double their customers’ pleasure. They’ve volunteered their kitchen as the set for two porno videos made by “Pervert Pete” at CrazyClubChicks.com. According to people who have actually seen the film (I’d rather spend my $1.95 on an actual slice of pizza), there are some really fun moments. Like the scene where a man and woman do the horizontal polka in Squiggy’s industrial-sized sink, or the part where a male orgasm that coincides with the line, “There’s your calzone, baby!” And the crowning glory, when a pastry bag of cannolli cream is used in creative ways. [Broward Palm Beach New Times]
I love making the “of course it happened in Florida” joke, but people, it’s true. After the jump, some of the most WTF headlines from the Sunshine State.
In honor of her rom-com, “Life As We Know It,” Katherine Heigl dished about her most hellish date. “I was like 20 pounds heavier and trying real hard to work it off at the gym and my trainer asked me out. He took me to Sizzler and gave me his head shot and asked me if I could get him in my agency. I knew it wasn’t the extra 20 pounds that turned him on!” Oh, and she also mentioned that he was a leg shaver. Wait, I think I went out with this guy once. [People]
”I feel like sooooo much has happened in just one year. My life has changed so much, and I as a person have changed even more. I have never been happier, never been so at peace, never been so in love. I am a better person because of Lamar. I laugh constantly! He brings so much laughter, happiness and fun to my life yet he also keeps me calm and grounded. I feel like I truly discovered myself the moment I met Lamar.”
Humphrey Bogart is the latest actor to come out of the closet. Well … posthumously. A new biography reveals that although he was a sex symbol who bedded most of Hollywood’s leading ladies and even married some of them, he was questioning his sexuality, to the point of considering suicide. That makes me sad considering a whole bunch of the sexiest actors of all time were bisexual or gay. Oh, Humphrey, we don’t care if you were into dudes, you were still all man. I miss that sexy manhood of old Hollywood à la Humphrey. Romance, ruggedness, charm: the hotness trifecta. Sexual preference … kind of irrelevant. They just don’t make ‘em like that anymore. [Daily Mail]
After the jump, some more classic actors to die for.