Profile for Ami Angelowicz

avatar

“The Bachelor”‘s Courtney Robertson In A Caesars Palace Commercial

Jenna Burke Blogger?
Deep thoughts from the possibly fake blog of "The Bachelor"'s Jenna Burke. Read More »
Bachelor Liveblog!
Tune is as Amelia gets drunk and offers pithy commentary. Read More »
Watch Video

Before she made a name for herself as the token crazy bitch on this season of “The Bachelor,” Courtney Robertson (or “Cuntney” as Amelia lovingly [Really! -- Editor] refers to her), appeared in this “routinely spectacular” Caesars Palace commercial. I may be interpreting the story line incorrectly, but is she supposed to be a working girl? Anyhow, on a totally unrelated note, I just realized that Courtney is from the same hometown as me and the same age as my younger brother. Hmmm. If you’ll excuse me, I have some sleuthing to do.

Woman Weds Warehouse To Save Its Life

Watch Video

Seattle woman, Babylonia Aivaz, fell in love with a warehouse she met during an Occupy Seattle event and decided to marry it. But not in that romantic kind of way. Babylonia exchanged “I dos” with the 107-year-old building this Sunday (well, kind of) to save its life. “I’m doing this to show the building how much I love it, how much I love community space and how much I love this neighborhood. And I want to stop it from gentrification,” Babylonia said of her decision to wed. “If corporations can have the rights as people, so can buildings.” Sadly, demolition plans are still underway for Babylonia’s betrothed. I wonder if that means they’ll get divorced? [Oddity Central]

Tabatha Coffey Thinks Blue Ivy Carter Needs A Drag Queen Nanny

Life Lessons From Ru
12 life lessons Ami has learned from "Ru Paul's Drag Race." Read More »
Welcome, Blue!
Beyonce gave birth on January 7 to baby girl Blue Ivy Carter. Read More »
Song For Blue Ivy
Jay Z releases a song for his baby girl. Read More »

“[My mother] did [run a brothel] for a while … I sat in there and saw them get ready and they would ask me how they look and my mother would say, ‘You’ve looked better.’ My parents actually ran drag clubs in Australia, which is how I grew up. It was normal for me. It was my normal. I knew the other kids didn’t do it, but for me it was life and nothing was wrong with it. I would see nothing wrong with Beyonce having a drag queen nanny. And why not? Everyone needs one! And a great gay man in their life.”

– Tabatha Coffey on her unconventional upbringing and her recommendations for Blue Ivy. Well, she had to get so good at doing hair somehow. Having drag queen friends will do the trick. I cosign on drag queen nannies. Think about how much the kid would know about pop culture. But I call RuPaul. Beyonce and Jay Z will have to find someone else. [Huffington Post]

5 Purchases I’m Going To Make This Year That Will Make Me Feel Rich

New Year, New You
Everything you need to kick 2012 off right. Read More »
Be Kind
Eight ways to be kinder to yourself this year. Read More »

The key to not feeling poor, I’ve discovered, is choosing the right things to spend your money on. I skip cable and splurge on fancy dinners. I deny myself cab rides so I can get weekly pedicures. It’s all about making financial choices that make me feel good. If you are reading this right now, then you’ve probably surmised that I make my living as a writer. We all know what this means: (relative) poorness for life barring some stroke of financial luck. And there are none in my foreseeable future. But I’m not whining. At the start of each year, I decide on a few choice purchases that will make me feel rich. This past year, it was a duvet cover, a Mac laptop, a fancy coffee maker, a maid once a month, a weekend beach share and pair of expensive French boots. Click through to see what I’m spending my hard earned duckets on this year. Don’t worry, it’s not a horse. But a girl can dream.

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Made The World’s Largest Gumball Out Of ABC Nicorette

Addiction Bingo
Play "My Strange Addiction" Bingo! Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: 15 Things
This man gets by with only 15 belongings. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »
Be My Boyfriend: Hair Guy
Evan is addicted to pulling hair out of shower drains. Read More »

Look at what we got here. This fine gentleman, 50-year-old Barry Chappell, has been collecting more than 95,000 pieces of already been chewed Nicorette gum for the last six years and fashioning them into one giant gumball. He keeps this 175 pound nicotine blob in his sauna, where the gum stays moist and supple for molding. He acknowledges that his gumball has become a bit of an obsession. I almost want to encourage Barry to take up smoking again. I believe TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” might have missed a compelling cast member. [Oddity Central]

This Week In Sex: 12 Striptease Tips & Scratching An Ankle Itch Is As Pleasurable As Sex

Last Week In Sex
You shouldn't miss these sex headlines. Read More »
Screw Cuddling!
Here are 13 other things to do after sex. Read More »
Space Sex
Newt Gingrich thinks space sex is great. We don't. Read More »
  • Twelve things you need to know before you do that striptease for your man. No pole required. [iVillage]
  • Speaking of stripteases, this woman did one in oncoming traffic and then slapped onlookers. [Huffington Post]
  • No more excuses not to have an orgasm, ladies. There’s new news about the clitoris. [The Stir]
  • Pictures of hot, wet men. You’re welcome. [theBERRY]
  • According to a new study, scratching your ankle is just as good as sex. Not sure I can endorse this study. [The Stir]
  • The five phallic foods men love to watch women eat … very, very slowly. Wait. Let me guess. Anything shaped like a penis? [LA Weekly] Keep reading »
  • Zergnet: Simply Irresistible

  • HowAboutWe

  • Popular