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Amanda Seyfried Only Gets Naked With Her Dog

Amanda's Spinach Diet
Amanda Seyfried eats spinach and seeds. Yum! Read More »
The Next Meryl Streep?
Amanda Seyfried thinks she is. Read More »
Amanda's Tat
Amanda Seyfried has a raunchy tattoo. Read More »

“I’m terrified of being promiscuous. I don’t like the feeling you get when it’s not something that you truly want to do, and I hate the emotional abuse you give yourself afterward. It’s just uncomfortable when you’re with somebody and you’re like, ‘I don’t really know if I’m even comfortable with this. Why did I? Eww!’ I think dating can come without sex. I think that’s a really fun way to do it. Right now I’m happy to not have someone’s naked body around me. Except for my dog’s.”

– Amanda Seyfried on her fear of promiscuity in the March issue of Glamour. I respect what she’s saying about not sleeping with someone too soon, but her statement felt a little “doth protesteth too much.” I don’t think all of us feel “terrified” or “emotionally abuse” ourselves after a casual hookup. And the bit about her dog’s naked body? A bit odd. Based on this and some previous statements Amanda has made about only eating spinach and seeds, I suspect it’s not so fun to be her. [Celebitchy]

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12 Famous Ladies Who’ve Shacked Up With Average Joes

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Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson's nude pics hit the web. Read More »
Scarlett On Her Nude Pics
They were sent to now ex-husband Ryan Reynolds. Read More »

By now, you’ve probably heard the name Nate Naylor at least 12 times in the last 24 hours. If you are living in a tree house in the forest somewhere, Nate Naylor is Scarlett Johansson’s new advertising exec boyfriend that’s already been dubbed her Don Draper. Oy. Depending on which sites you consult, Scarlett has been dating the 38-year-old “average Joe” (although he’s far hotter and probably richer than “average”) for somewhere between four to six months. You can check out his personal website filled with artsy photography and tasteful nudes (hopefully none of which are Scarlett). Click through to see some more famous ladies who are happy with their average Joes. We use that term loosely, of course. [Business Insider]

Rihanna Starts A Twitter War With The Devil

Rihanna is taking a hard line with Satan. I wonder what he did to piss her off. I was under the impression that the Devil hadn’t joined Twitter yet. If he has, there’s gonna be a fire and brimstone Twitter war of epic proportions. Not a choice I would have made, but I eagerly await Satan’s rebuttal. [Buzzfeed]

Sex Lessons From Spiders: 5 Benefits Of The Detachable Penis

A recent study done with orb-web spiders found that about eight percent of the time male spiders left their entire penis behind to do the job for them. The job, in this case, meaning impregnating the female spider. That’s how they do out there in nature. I know, you men out there are cringing at the thought of losing your member, but this “eunuch phenomenon” or extreme genital mutilation, is not without purpose. After the jump, five reasons why leaving their d**ks behind is worth it for these eight-legged dudes (and the other animal species that castrate themselves like ants, scorpions and beetles). Something to consider. Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: 13 Hot Film Goths

I’m looking forward to to seeing Sean Penn’s upcoming film, “This Must Be The Place,” where he plays a rich, depressed ’80s musician married to a fire fighter. His character, Cheyenne, is loosely based on director Paul Sorrentino and Robert Smith of The Cure with a dash of Iggy Pop and David Byrne — which means he’s a goth. Yesss! Even though some might say guyliner and Doc Martins are not the most flattering on Sean, his bravery to go goth makes him hot to me. “I’m quite convinced that there will be plenty of audience reaction [to my look] that is — I’m going to use the word ‘challenged.’ But there was a choice to make, I made it,” Sean said. That’s right Sean, goth is a choice. And you wear it well. I’ll always have a soft spot for a goth man. So sensitive, so depressed, so sexy in black, so skilled at doing the pain dance. You can take the girl out of the goth club, but you can’t take the goth club out of the girl. I’ve rounded up some of the hottest goths onscreen. Keep on clicking for your daily dose of goth porn. [NY Times]

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