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Help Put The Butt Bandit Behind Bars


OK, I’m still trying to get over my disgust of foot fetishes, but getting off on sniffing a stranger’s butt? Grosser than gross. A man in the U.K. is wanted by authorities for repeated counts of aggravated butt-sniffing. The “butt bandit” (that’s my new name for him) stalks his victims in grocery store aisles and while they are comparing labels, he silently brings nose to ass for a sniff. Noooo! Watch him in action as he is caught committing multiple acts of butt-sniffery on this supermarket surveillance tape. The “butt bandit” is considered armed (with a nose) and dangerous to all unsuspecting butts no matter size, shape, gender, or smelliness. This behavior is OK for dogs, but not at all for humans. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

The 10 Douchiest Men Of The Decade

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Over the past 10 years, we — as in the American public — have witnessed some truly heinous acts of douchebaggery. And so we here at The Frisky felt the need to bring you the 10 nastiest, grossest, lamest dudes of the 2000s.

Girl Almost Goes Blind After A Routine Lash Tint And Other Salon Nightmares

In case you needed something else to worry about this holiday season, consider the case of a 26-year-old U.K. woman, Carly Lewis. She made a routine salon visit for a brow wax and a lash tint to spruce up before her Christmas vacation. Even though she’d had the lash-tinting procedure done before without incident, an instant allergic reaction occurred this time. Her eyes turned red, began to water non-stop, and became glued shut within minutes. As she was rushed to the hospital, she feared she would go blind. She’s been prescribed eye drops, antihistamines, and steroids to no avail. A week later, her vision is blurred and she is still out of work. Blood-curdling scream! [Daily Mail]

After the jump, more salon nightmares that might make you add “home haircut” to your Christmas list. Keep reading »

Remember Your Year In Facebook Status Updates

It’s that time of year again. Time to look back on your year and evaluate—what were the good moments, the crap moments, and the forgotten moments? Facebook can be annoying sometimes, but last night I rediscovered its brilliance. A genius new app will sum up your year in the most randomly comical way possible—by your Facebook status updates. The Year In Status app randomly selects your Facebook statuses from the past year and puts them together on a customizable page. I called mine “Twas a Tale of Sound and Fury: My Statuses, 2009,” and my roommate and I were seriously cracking up for hours about it. How could I have forgotten the time I was “just got caught eating a piece of cheese with no shirt on.” Don’t ask … long story. Don’t deny yourself this small indulgence before 2010 rolls in. Keep reading »

Interns Behaving Badly

I felt a swell of pride when I heard about an intern at Grazia magazine after my own heart. This young genius, who was sent out regularly to buy fat-free lattes for the beauty department, revealed a little secret on her last day at the magazine. She had been buying them full-fat lattes all along. I can only imagine the look on their faces as they ran to the bathroom to vomit. This girl is a hero as far as I’m concerned. I hope interns of Anna Wintour types everywhere are listening because I can’t think of anything worse than being an abused intern. In fact, I have a checkered intern past of my own … [Guardian] Keep reading »

Decode My Dream: My House Is On Fire!

“I had a dream last night that my family and I were over my grandmother’s
house (I live there with my grandma). My cousin and I were talking in the living room, and a blanket that was over the heater caught on fire. We rushed into the kitchen and screamed for everyone to get out. Everyone was luckily outside in the backyard when the fire broke out, so everyone got out safely. We stood back, and watched as our family’s home went up in flames. The fire started to flare, and we started running down the block. When we stopped to rest, we were all excited that we got out without harm. Then I started crying frantically because I realized I left my dog behind. I awoke in a cold sweat before I knew what to do next. What does this mean?” – Up In Flames

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The Most Offensive Ads Of 2009

Celebrity Tweets: R.I.P. Brittany Murphy

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It’s hard to believe that Brittany Murphy suddenly passed away. We are all in shock but it seems to be hitting the celeb community hard. Everyone is in mourning, especially those who knew and loved her. Like ex and co-star Ashton Kutcher. Before he got with Demi, he and Murphy were shacking up off screen when they starred in the (really bad – I’m sorry … it’s true) rom-com “Just Married.” Yesterday Ashton tweeted about Brittany’s death. “2day the world lost a little piece of sunshine. My deepest condolences go out 2 Brittany’s family, her husband, & her amazing mother Sharon.” Later he added, “See you on the other side kid.” Sweet of him … yes. But does that “see you on the other side” comment creep anyone else out? After the jump, some more celebrity tweets about Brittany’s death. As a side note, I’m in mourning about the frequent misspelling of her name by her peers. [US Weekly]

James Franco French Kisses A Dude On “SNL”


If you watched James Franco hosting “SNL” this weekend, then you might have noticed a little bit of a theme … homosexuality. Almost every skit contained some sort of gay reference. Hmmm … let’s see: He played Latin singing star Rico Garlanda, danced in footsie pajamas, portrayed James Dean exchanging secret Santa gifts with Liberace and Vincent Price, and finally engaged in multiple, incestuous man-on-man kisses (with tongue). Interesting. He said in his opening monologue that every move in his career is calculated. What shall we, your adoring audience, take this to mean, Mr. Franco? Is pretending to be gay part of your “performance art”? Or could this just be a ploy to perpetuate rumors that you’re gay and confuse your fans? Stay tuned to the Franco gallery for the next clue.
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10 Hottest Nerds Of The Decade

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When I think of the “nerds” from my childhood, I think of Steve Urkel, Screech, and all characters played by Anthony Michael Hall. Ummm, no thanks. Luckily, a whole new kind of nerd emerged in the 2000s—the nerdy guy who is actually smoking hot once you take away his Dungeons and Dragons gamers’ guide. It was hard to choose just 10 nerds who got my pocket protector thumping this decade. But here are my picks for the hottest nerds of the decade.

Let’s start with Andy Samberg. I’ll never forget that wonderful evening in 2005 when “Saturday Night Live” aired a sketch called “Lazy Sunday” where two nerds rap about “The Chronicles of Narnia.” Only Andy was the dreamiest rapping nerd I had ever seen. With that Jew-fro and that sense of humor, he is certainly a contendah for my fave nerd eva! Word!