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Seriously, The Worst Valentine’s Day Gift Ever

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We have a clear winner here for worst Valentine’s Day gift idea known to man. And I thought “I love you from top to bottom” toilet paper was bad. Dude, no need to burden yourself with my funeral arrangements. Just in case you were seduced by this convincing ad, “Surprise honey, I got you a coffin!” is not gonna go over well with your woman. [Sci-fi Win]

17 WTF Valentine’s Day-Themed Sex Toys

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Sure, it’s the holiday of “love,” but Valentine’s Day-themed sex toys are just too much. We’re not trying to discourage anyone from getting it on this V-Day, but I think even Cupid wouldn’t be caught dead wearing a Valentine’s Day c**k sock. God bless the Tuggie in all of its many incarnations (I’m looking forward to the Easter Tuggie … I hope it’s a bunny), but it is completely unnecessary for a night of steamy lovemaking. Click through to see some more totally unnecessary V-Day sex toys. Regular ones do the trick just fine. [Sensually Yours] Keep reading »

“Bachelor” Contestant Courtney Robertson Gets Auto-Tuned

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I know, auto-tuning kind of peaked with Antoine Dodson’s “Bed Intruder,” but I think this auto-tuned video of “Bachelor” contestant Courtney Robertson signifies a resurgence of the trend. A very appropriate use of auto-tuning. Favorite thing: Ben as a puppet. Absolutely stinking brilliant. If he ends up with this chick, I am officially boycotting “The Bachelor.”  [Mashable]

9 Boob Puppets Perfect For Your Buppet Show (NSFW)

I’ve heard of women naming their breasts, but  blogger Heidi Leigh took boob play a step further. She had the brilliant idea to dress her breasts up like puppets, or “buppets,” as she calls them. People seemed to enjoy her breast puppetry, so they started submitting their own buppets to her blog, Tit Thinks It’s People. Um, we think she’s onto something here. Apparently, there is way more fun to be had with our boobs. We should put on a buppet show! It would be the breast! Who’s in? Click through to see some of our favorite buppets. And obviously, though these breasts appear in costume, they are still NSFW.

16 Celebrities Posing With Animals

Everyone enjoys a good photo op with a celeb, even our animal friends. Well, most of the time. Is it just me or does this wombat seem a little frightened to be so close to David Hasselhoff, who Tweeted, “My wombat loves me.” Like hell he does. More like the wombat’s handler pressured him to do a favor for the Hoff. Click through to see more celebrities posing with animals. [via Jezebel]

Valentine’s Day Date Inspiration: A Romantic Evening On The Couch … Alone

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Make love like the French with this dinner a deux. Read More »

Who says you have to have a date on Valentine’s Day with anyone other than YOURSELF? Embrace your singledom to the extreme this V-Day. Here’s what you’ll need if you plan on getting up close and personal with your couch on February 14th. Keep reading »

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