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Finding True Love Is About As Likely As Getting Kicked In The Head By A Horse

While the bell curve is used to organize data for things that have already happened (that chemistry test that most of the class got a “D” on), the Poisson curve, originally developed to measure the likelihood of getting kicked to death by a horse during battle, predicts things that we either fear or hope happens, like, for example, finding love. Writer Michael Kaplan compares the likelihood of certain horse death to finding true love in one’s life in an article in the Pittsburgh Post Gazette. Statistically? The chances are very, very rare. Keep reading »

Is Snooki A Pouf Pilferer?

Former actress-turned-publicist Eugenia Wright has made some serious accusations about Snooki’s signature pouf. “I want the world to know that Eugenia Wright, publicist, wore this ‘do before Snooki even thought about it,” she says in a segment for Black Voices. Keep reading »

18 Redonkulously Cute Baby Animals

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Happy hump day! This week isn’t quite rolling as smoothly as I had hoped. But that’s OK! When the going gets tough, the tough get baby animals. I felt a connection with this baby sloth. I think I’ll name it “Lazy.” We can sit and eat chocolate in bed together. Wait, do sloths eat chocolate? Anyhoo, first order of business: give Lazy a mani/pedi. [BuzzFeed]

After the jump, some more widdle biddy baby animals to reinvigorate your soul.

Will Arnett Loves Playing Bleepholes

“There’s nothing less interesting than a nice guy … sure, he might be great to marry and have kids with, but in terms of entertainment value, who gives a [bleep]? I enjoy playing characters who are damaged and kind of, well, [bleep]holes.”

Will Arnett in Maxim on his new role on “Running Wilde.” I’m glad he’s playing another damaged jerkface. I still miss Gob Bluth, though. [NY Post] Keep reading »

Hot Sex With Zack Morris, Anyone?

Did anyone happen to catch Zack Morris, I mean Mark-Paul Gosselaar, on the latest episode of “Weeds”? Nancy (Mary-Louise Parker) goes into an empty bar in Podunk and encounters a hot-as-s**t bartender. I was gawking at my TV screen trying to figure out who the hottie was slinging those beers. It wasn’t until he had her bent over the bar and was behind her smacking her ass with a ladle that I realized, Holy crap! That’s Zack Morris! Somebody’s not in high school anymore. That scene was almost too hot for me to watch. Too bad his wife found out about their little fling. I was hoping for him to become a recurring character. Keep reading »

What If Eric Stolz Played Marty McFly In “Back To The Future”?

So, apparently, Eric Stolz was originally cast as Marty McFly in “Back to the Future.” And the footage has surfaced. Director Robert Zemekis and producer Steven Spielberg decided after five weeks of filming that Eric just wasn’t making the magic happen as Marty. So they started over with Michael J. Fox. Good call, because the movie turned out just right. No offense to Eric, who is a great actor (he scared the crap out of me in “Mask”); he just may not be as funny as Michael J. Fox. Or look as adorable sitting in a DeLorean. [NY Post]
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Let Lady Gaga Light Your Way Down There

Behold the Lady Gaga fleshlight, which is basically a sex flashlight for dudes to stick their junk in. She looks kind of how I’d picture her to look as a Muppet. But Muppets and sex toys don’t mix. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

The Bed Intruder Invades The BET Awards


First the “Bed Intruder,” Antoine Dodson, went viral. Then he got auto-tuned, and now he’s taken his act live. He appeared on the BET Hip Hop Awards last night to perform his hit with Michael Gregory of The Gregory Brothers. The most interesting thing was that audience members, actual hip-hop performers, were singing and dancing along to “Bed Intruder.” So I guess Antoine wins the award for the best first viral-video-to-auto-tune-single? He bought his mother a house with the earnings he made. Seriously. All I can say is “Hide your kids, hide your wife,” because auto-tuning is taking over the world. [PopEater] Keep reading »

10 Celebrities Naked, With Body Paint

Celebrities Naked, With Body Paint

Posing with body paint is almost exactly like posing naked, just with more creativity. I don’t know how you were celebrating “Titty Tuesday”, but this is what Coco was up to. She was getting all covered in body paint and becoming a Superhero. I’m not sure what her super powers are meant to be (mesmerizing mere mortals with her boobs?), but  I love the touch of the fireball shooting from her hand. Very menacing. She gets an “A” for originality. But Coco is hardly the first celebrity to make body paint art. Click through to see some more painted ladies.[Who Say]

Jason Segel Makes Sweet, Sweet Music

Jason Segel wooed female fans at the Maroon 5 concert in Los Angeles this weekend. I really wish he would stop giving out his number at concerts. He can use his celebrity status to make love to me, a disease-free woman. But please, don’t tell Simcha I said that because Jason is her dream celebrity boyfriend, too. [NY Post] Keep reading »

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