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Cuddle With Sarah Palin’s Cojones

These “cute and cuddly” Sarah Palin Talking Cojones plush toys are officially for sale. Squeeze them and hear a clip from her infamous “cojones” quote. $24.95 for one; $21.95 if you buy in bulk. Christmas shopping … done! [Hero Builders] Keep reading »

The Really Big Enchilada

This is one really big enchilada, weighing in at one and a half tons, measuring 230 feet long. Pass the Pepto, please. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I Lost My Boyfriend But Gained A Best Friend

“I know what you want and I just can’t give it to you.” My boyfriend of seven months, Jonathan*, started to cry before I could ask any questions. For some reason seeing a man cry immobilizes me. I don’t know what to do. I decided to comfort him. I put my arms around him, squeezing into my tiny love seat to sit next to him. I took his pizza slice and put it in the kitchen. I got him a box of Kleenex. Keep reading »

Jenny McCarthy Was Pretending With Jim Carrey

“I got the book deal the same time Jim and I split after five years together … While researching and writing it, I looked inside of myself and began to see what was wrong with me instead of blaming him for everything. I was a girl who pretended. I would say I liked things when I didn’t. I knew if I wanted to grow, I needed to make myself happy before I could begin to have an equal relationship with another man.”

Jenny McCarthy on what she learned while writing her book Love, Lust & Faking It: The Naked Truth About Sex, Lies and True Romance. Five years is a really long time to pretend. [People] Keep reading »

Teachers And Students Should NOT Be Friends On Facebook

On the list of people you should not be friends with on Facebook … let’s add teachers and students, shall we? In the last six months, three New York City public school teachers have been fired for inappropriate Facebook activity with students. Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. Keep reading »

“Sesame Street” Costume Used As Punishment For Shoplifting

An 18-year-old Virginia boy who was caught shoplifting at a Halloween store was given a very fitting punishment for his crime. Instead of calling the cops, the Halloween Express owner offered the boy an alternative to a criminal record: stand for six hours outside of the store dressed as Bert of “Sesame Street,” holding a sign that says, “I got caught shoplifting at Halloween Express.” Of course, the boy took the deal. I wonder if Bert was insulted? [The Daily What] Keep reading »

8 Notorious Stage Dads

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Joe Simpson is meddling in Jessica’s affairs again. While Jessica was filming her PBS Christmas special to honor the troops, Joe dismissed some singing veterans on backup vocals because they were “too scruffy” to be seen with the likes of Jessica. A spokeswoman for the group, who call themselves “4Troops,” said she was so distraught by the incident that she vomited. Camp Joe claimed they were cut from the program due to time constraints. I think this is a case of father doesn’t know best. Jessica is 30 years old now. It’s time for her to stop farting, start making some business decisions for herself, and tell Papa Rose to take a hike. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some more notorious stage dads.

11 Celebs Talk About Turning 30

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As far as I’m concerned, my life began when I turned 30. In the months leading up to my big b-day, I was dreading it, but once it happened it was like a someone took a magic wand to my life. When I try to explain it, I just can’t find the right words. It was like I was able to let go of all the expectations I had about my life and just live it.

But Kim Kardashian, who turns 30 on Thursday and celebrated her birthday this weekend, isn’t sold. “I have mixed feelings. Sometimes I’m like, ‘Oh my God, I’m turning 30,’ and I’m freaking out. Like, it sounds so old,” she said. “And then the other half of me is like, I feel so accomplished and it’s really no different than 29.”

Have no fear, Kim. After the jump, more celebs talk about turning the big 3-0. And almost all of them love it.

Mother Of A Teenage Sex Addict Is Suing Tyra Banks


Tyra Banks was not “smeyesing” when she heard about a possible lawsuit headed her way. Beverly McClendon, mother of self-proclaimed teen sex addict Jewel Ciera Washington has filed a complaint that “The Tyra Show” broke Georgia state labor laws by neglecting to notify her of her 15-year-old daughter Jewel’s appearance on the show. Keep reading »

6 Girl/Gay Best Friend Breakups That Made Us Sad

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The world went bananas when Brad Goreski announced that he would no longer be Rachel Zoe’s gay-in-chief. The rumor is that Brad was tired of Rachel taking credit for his work and Rachel was jealous of all the media attention he was getting. Please, kiss and make up.
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