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Are We Up To Date On Our Satanic Ritual Markings?

I thought we could use a little brush-up lesson on how to identify a corpse ravaged by Satanists. I hope this girl got paid well to play a Satanically marked dead body in a bikini being prodded by a dirty old man. I’m glad he had the good sense not to demonstrate the “penis placed inside the mouth of the dead person” bit. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore”‘s Angelina Pivarnick Releases A Stinky New Single

I was already embarrassed for “Jersey Shore“‘s Angelina Pivarnick but I want to bury my head deep in the Staten Island landfill after hearing her new single “I’m Hot.” Lyrics like “I’m hot like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top” will do nothing to help her reputation. NOTHING. Not to mention she tries to rap. RAP! Somebody save her from herself. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Bareback Mounting

Yet another nakey magazine cover. But somehow Anne Hathaway and Jake Gyllenhaal manage to make it squeaky clean on Entertainment Weekly. Altogether now … awwwww. Just one week until we get to see two full naked-ish hours of these two in “Love and Other Drugs.” Keep reading »

Forget Turkey This Thanksgiving—Eat Unicorn

Unicorn, the other white meat, has been steadily growing in popularity. But this Thanksgiving, Radiant Farms wants to put uni on every table. What a way to add that extra sparkle and shine to an already fantastical holiday! [The Daily What] Keep reading »

20 Mustached Men We’d Like To Do

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The lip sweater, the flavor saver, the mouth brow, the pushbroom. Call the mustache what you will, we don’t really care as long as it’s attached to the upper lip of a hot dude we want to get it on with. In honor of Movember, the month in which dudes grow out their lip fuzz to raise money for cancer research, we’d like to celebrate some of our favorite mustached men. Like we really needed an excuse to celebrate. After the jump, some ‘stached dudes we wouldn’t kick out of bed.

10 Baby Names For Rachel Zoe

I’ll file Rachel Zoe’s pregnancy announcement under “Things I never thought would happen.” After the last season of “The Rachel Zoe Project,” I was expecting a divorce announcement more than a Tweet saying, “Hey everyone! I want to officially confirm to my loyal friends and followers that I am pregnant!” Especially after Rodge more or less gave her the “baby or me” ultimatum. Not to mention that it’s pretty obvious that she struggles with some type of eating disorder. I’m not gonna lie, I’m nervous for her. But now that there is a baby Zoe in the oven, we thought we’d offer up our name suggestions. After the jump, what we think Rachel and Rodge should name their child. Keep reading »

Get Your Kid The Pony She’s Been Begging For

Raise your hand if you wanted a pony when you were a kid. All hands raised? Good. Behold the horse bike — $220 for the next best thing to a real, live mini-pony? That’s a deal. It’s sad that they only make them in kid sizes because I WANT ONE! [Boing Boing] Keep reading »

That’s One Dramatic Eagle

This eagle should strongly consider a career in acting. He’s got a natural gift and Hollywood is always looking for fresh eagle talent. Or maybe he’s just reacting to the news of Eva Longoria’s divorce. She’s calling it “q” over some text messages? Now my face looks like the eagle’s. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Who Are Hookers For Jesus?

Annie Lobart, a 42-year-old former prostitute, is on a mission to save the souls of all the hookers in Las Vegas. In 2006, after 10 years as a Las Vegas prostitute, she retired her walking shoes after a bad beating by her pimp and a drug overdose left her with no one to turn to but the Lord. Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: A Decade Of “People” Mag’s Sexiest Men Alive

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This may be a controversial thing to say, but I was slightly disappointed that Ryan Reynolds was named People’s Sexiest Man Alive this year. He’s hot enough, sure, but sexiest man alive? I’m not sold. What about Jon Hamm, as Wendy suggested? Or dare I say it—Jake Gyllenhaal? Oh well, I’m over it. Click through to see which other drool-worthy dudes have held the title in the past decades. Tell us your faves in the comments.
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