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Make The First Move With The Mistletoe Headband

Take matters into your own hands this Christmas with the mistletoe headband. For $8 you can be guaranteed — at the very least — a smooch from Santa. Hmm … adorable or desperate? I can’t tell. [Urban Outfitters] Keep reading »

This Horse Is A Famous Arteest

In Poland, McCaber, an Arabian horse, is building a following in the art world. Over a year ago, her owner gave her a brush and discovered she had a natural talent for painting. “Sometimes she just pounces around on the canvas and paints for a long time with a lot of expression,” says McCaber’s owner. If that’s a masterpiece, then I think I’m artist too. I’m going to head home and put a brush in my mouth and see what happens. On Monday, I shall sell my masterpiece to the highest bidder, CASH ONLY. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

The Dieci Can Kick Four Loko’s Butt

If you think Four Loko will put hair on your chest (or maybe even kill you), consider the Dieci. Brooklyn coffee shop The Pulp & The Bean began serving the drink that they are calling “coffee porn in a cup” and “20 ounces of just thunder” this week. The Dieci is 10 shots of pure espresso. Yes, TEN. And it’s not for the faint of heart … literally. Doctors have warned that you should not attempt to imbibe the Dieci unless you are young and healthy. Um, I don’t drink anything with the word “die” in its name (yeah, I know “dieci” is 10 in Italian, but still), but I’ll look forward to the funny videos of daring people doing asinine crap while high on espresso. [NY Daily News] Keep reading »

8 Celebrity Couples Who Tried To Keep Their Relationships Secret

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After being linked romantically since 2003, Ashanti and Nelly decided to deny any involvement with each other. “I’ve never said I was in a relationship, she’s never said she’s in a relationship, so I don’t know where they do that at. But the thing is, we’ve always admitted we’re friends. We hang out,” he said. Ahsanti replied with a statement of her own. “Me and Nelly are good friends. I never said I was his girl, I never quote, unquote, ‘claimed him,’ I never said we were an item and neither has he, so there you have it. We’re good friends.” OMG could it be any more obvious that they are dating? No. [Necole Bitchie]

Heidi Klum Doesn’t Want To Be A Gaunt Old Lady

“The ultimate beauty secret for a woman getting older is, ‘Don’t be too thin!’ It is always better to have a little meat on your bones. When you are just muscle, you end up being gaunt in the face, and that makes you look older by five or ten years.”

Heidi Klum in Self magazine. Spoken like a true supermodel who is actually really, really skinny even with “meat on her bones.” She goes on to say that she ran over 120 miles in seven weeks. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Queen Liz Rocks BluBlockers

I’m glad Queen Elizabeth recognizes the importance of blocking out 99.9 percent of UV rays. And she looks damn hot doing it. Keep reading »

Cindy Crawford Schedules Time For Making Whoopee

“If you just wait for the moment to strike, you’re going to have some dry spells. But even if you don’t start out in the mood, once you get it going, everyone’s on board.”

Cindy Crawford in Ladies Home Journal on how she keeps her sex life alive by scheduling one evening a week for sexing it up with Rande Gerber. Well, that’s one way to do it. [StarPulse] Keep reading »

Barbie Gets Angel-fied

Farrah Fawcett gets a posthumous Barbie makeover. In February, you can own the Farrah Barbie for a mere $1,500. Striped blanket included. All proceeds will go to the Farrah Fawcett Foundation, which funds cancer prevention and awareness. [The Hairpin] Keep reading »

Are We Up To Date On Our Satanic Ritual Markings?

I thought we could use a little brush-up lesson on how to identify a corpse ravaged by Satanists. I hope this girl got paid well to play a Satanically marked dead body in a bikini being prodded by a dirty old man. I’m glad he had the good sense not to demonstrate the “penis placed inside the mouth of the dead person” bit. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

“Jersey Shore”‘s Angelina Pivarnick Releases A Stinky New Single

I was already embarrassed for “Jersey Shore“‘s Angelina Pivarnick but I want to bury my head deep in the Staten Island landfill after hearing her new single “I’m Hot.” Lyrics like “I’m hot like an ice cream cone with a cherry on top” will do nothing to help her reputation. NOTHING. Not to mention she tries to rap. RAP! Somebody save her from herself. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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