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And This Is HowYou Freestyle With Pizza Dough

Be My Boyfriend: Pizza Guy
This guy ate 362 slices of pizza. We want to eat him. Read More »
Pizza Party Rap
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Hi. Hello. I’ve just discovered that there are people in the world who are competitive pizza tossers. And they compete in the World Pizza Games, which are like the Olympics for pizza performers. And there are categories like Fastest Dough, Longest Spin,  Fastest  Box Folding and Dough Freestyle Acrobatics. This is Kzuya Akogi who won the Gold Medal in Dough Freestyle Acrobatics at the 2012 World Pizza Games. His “tossing” is blowing my mind. I need to learn how to do Pizza Dough Freestyle Acrobatics immediately. I wonder if the training schedule is rigorous. I have so much to learn. I think I should start by getting a huge bag of flour. [Laughing Squid]

Ghost Loves Fruit Roll-Ups

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Do we even need to debate this? Obviously, this supermarket in Australia is haunted. There’s no way that fruit roll-up could have just fallen off that shelf on its own. Not a chance! I’m hoping this means you can still eat food in the afterlife, which would be great news. I have a feeling that if my soul got trapped on Earth, I would be doing pretty much the same thing. Only, I would skip the fruit roll-ups and go right for the ice cream aisle. Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. All those calories and none of the consequences? It’s a no-brainer. [Newslite]

This Week In Sex: An Ass Artist & The Worst Mythological Creatures To Have Sex With

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  • This guy sketches asses for a living. He must seriously love his job. [Huffington Post]
  • A list of things worth giving up sex for. Bi-weekly salon visits are not worth the trade in my book. But see what you think. [The Stir]
  • Here are some good reasons why you should be generous in bed. Ahem. “Generous” is secret code for “give blow jobs.” [College Candy]
  • At last! Some fun and creative ways to use lube. [Your Tango]
  • Some mythological creatures would not be very good in bed. Like mermaids, for instance. How would that work exactly? [Tru TV] Keep reading »

10 Things Mel Gibson May Be Doing With $100 Worth Of Breadsticks

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Breaking Mel Gibson news! While dining at Madeo restaurant in West Hollywood this week, Mel was informed by his waiter that they only served breadsticks on the weekends. So Mel allegedly took matters into his own hands and bribed the waiter to run down the block and buy him $100 worth of breadsticks. Why? Our guess is as good as yours. “He just loves breadsticks!” a witness theorized. We’re not totally satisfied with that explanation, so we’ve come up with a few of our own. After the jump some ideas about what Mel might be doing with all that bread. [In Touch]

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Dr. Ruth Says “The Hunger Games” Will Not Get You Laid

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Take note: just in case you are planning to see “The Hunger Games” this weekend — I think most people are, right? — legendary sex advice columnist Dr. Ruth (yes, she’s still alive and kicking!) took to Twitter to issue a warning! She says that the flick’s violent nature makes it a bit of a boner killer. The good doctor recommends that you and your date bone before the movie. We thank her for the advice.

10 Celebs Getting Bombed

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Last night, “an unidentified woman” flour-bombed Kim Kardashian at a red carpet event in Hollywood. Paramedics were called to the scene as a precaution, but the only things injured were her hair, clothing and makeup. Kim refused treatment and instead made a joke: “I said to my makeup artist, I wanted more powder and that’s a whole lot of translucent powder right there.” Bada-boom! Hotel security detained the feisty flour-bomber, but released her after Kim declined to press charges. She’s so magnanimous, that one. We’re glad she wasn’t harmed. Kim isn’t the only celeb who has survived a public “bombing” (I’m talking, of course, about bombs made out of non-hazardous materials). Click through to see some more celebrities who got bombed. [People]

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