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The celebrity ladies get all sorts of attention when they have a nip slip (accidentally or on purpose). But the men? Crickets chirping. This leads me to my theory that men are desperate for us to notice their nips. Has anyone else noticed all the man-flashing going on lately? Like Bryan Cranston’s photo in GQ’s Men of the Year spread. He’s begging for us to worship his nipple, practically calling on us to suckle it. Feeling ignored? Don’t worry, Bryan, we see it and we adore it. [BuzzFeed]
After the jump, some more celeb dudes desperate to have their nipples noticed.
“I don’t really plan on the age. It could be a year from now. It could be 10 years from now. Whenever is right. I mean, I have a lot of other stuff to accomplish before I get to kids. Whenever the time is right, I’ll just know. … If I had a girl, she’d probably be really rebellious … she would be like a bundle of karma.”
—Rihanna on her motherhood plans in Interview magazine. I’ve been sitting here for a while trying to understand this quote. I can throw around New Age terms with the best of them, but I have not a clue what she’s talking about. Does she mean if she had a girl, she would be afraid it would turn out like her? I think all that red hair dye is seeping into her brain. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
This Thanksgiving, we are thankful for celebrities who give back. No matter how they’ve behaved during the year, we have to give props to any celeb (or person) who spends Thanksgiving volunteering for those less fortunate. Click through to see some celebs setting aside their egos to serve up some turkey.
Wanted: fashion victim wearing two pairs of denim bottoms at the same time. Unable to decipher gender because of the sheer volume of denim. If spotted, please call the denim community crime watch. This is a double denim offense unlike any we’ve seen before. We appreciate your diligence. [The Daily What] Keep reading »
Gwyneth Paltrow admitted her dirty little secret on “Chelsea Lately” last night. She likes to hit the bottle—a lot— just like her new character in “Country Strong.” She said, “I like red wine, but I’ll drink white, rose. Guinness is my favorite beer. I like a dirty martini, vodka martini. I’m just a lush, basically. I’ll do whatever.” I’m really starting to like Gwyneth again, between this revelation and her “Glee” guest-star turn. She’s so much more interesting as a lush than as a GOOP. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »
“I could see why this industry is so f**ked up, because at 95 pounds, I would literally look at myself in the mirror and I was like, ‘Oh my God!’ I had no shape, no boobs, no ass… All you saw was bone. I was like, ‘This looks gross.’”
—Mila Kunis on her 20-pound weight loss for the movie “Black Swan,” which opens Dec. 3. In another interview she said she thought she looked like Gollum from “The Lord of the Rings” at that weight. Now I’m picturing Gollum in a tutu. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »
OK, get ready to be depressed for a minute. Kat Von D had a serious house fire on Monday, which destroyed her Los Angeles home and took her beloved cat, Valentine. But Kat is not feeling sorry for herself. She is like a Phoenix rising from the ashes. “In order to gain everything, you must lose everything,” she Tweeted. We’re very sorry for her loss. [People]
After the jump, some other celebs who have survived fires.