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The 7 Greatest Internet Love Stories

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Just because we don’t send love letters by horse-drawn buggy or give the object of our affection a kid glove as a keepsake anymore doesn’t mean that romance is dead, right? Even though it feels that way most of the time, the truth is it has just kind of migrated … to the virtual world. With the advent of the internet and social networking sites we are able to connect with people like never before, even if it’s not “in person” with recited poetry. In case you thought great love stories were dead, here are some unbelievable internet love stories after the jump. Maybe they will make you believe in virtual romance.

Let’s Play “Would You Rather”: Jesse James Or Tiger Woods?

Happy Passover! Did you all see the new pictures of Jesse James posing like Hitler? So charming. Oh, and one of his buddies just came out saying he had a foursome with him and suggests that Sandy get an HIV test. Sweet! But the good news is that Jesse is checking himself into rehab for drug, alcohol, and sex addiction. How do we know? He was pulled over by highway patrol on the way there for speeding and driving without a license plate. I know the question on everyone’s mind: which cheating scumbag would you rather have in your life: Jesse James or Tiger Woods? I know for me sex addiction trumps Nazi. Not to mention that my grandparents would die if I ever brought home a dude with a swastika tat. I never thought I’d say this, but I choose Tiger. Rap sheets for each after the jump so you can make an informed decision. And remember … rules of the game … you have to choose one. Share your best of the worst choice in the comments. [New York Post] Keep reading »

Russell Brand And Other Celebrity Groomzillas

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I’m so tired of women getting a bad rep for being Bridezillas. Newsflash: Some of us ladies are not that into wedding planning and can manage to be brides without turning into raging loonies. On the other hand, we don’t spend nearly enough time chastising Groomzillas. You know, the new generation of grooms who say anything other than “uh-huh” when questioned about floral arrangements or even go so far as to show up at the altar in a velvet suit and turban. That really happened, folks. I don’t know about you, but I find that way scarier then an unstable woman in white. According to Katy Perry, Russell Brand is a bit of a Groomzilla. While Katy’s wedding prep includes cutting McDonald’s out of her diet, Russell is proving to be more of a handful, demanding that everything at the wedding be monogrammed. Ruh roh. After the jump, some more celebrity Groomzillas. [PopEater, People]

Decode My Dream: Dinner With An Angry Lesbian

I just woke up from a strange dream and need your analysis. In my dream, a pretty woman picks me up from my office for a dinner date. (I’m not a lesbian in real life, by the way.) She’s dressed like a guy and is seemingly laid-back and quiet, with an intense smile. We are seated in our booth and make small talk. She keeps picking on the waiter by ordering really specific things. Apparently, when our entrees arrive, she is unhappy and excuses herself from the table. I’m still seated and soon I hear loud arguing coming from the dining room. I refuse to turn around because I’m pretty sure my date is yelling at the waiter. I feel people glancing over at me and I’m embarrassed. Soon, she returns, looking disheveled and bruised. I ask if everything’s OK and she smiles at me and says, “Yes, but we have to leave.” So, we leave without paying for or eating our meals. Once we return to my office’s parking lot, she stops in the middle of the road to let me out, without a word. She also glances at the message on my phone from a colleague asking to meet up for drinks later on (not a date, just a friend). I tell her “thank you for the evening” and open her backseat to get my laptop and gym bag out. Before I can get a firm grasp on my bags, I feel the car pulling away; luckily, I’m holding on to them and they slide out of the car as she starts to drive off. Her car doors are still open and she stops to close them. I reach the car before she can and ask why she just pulled off. She barely looks at me and says, “I thought you got everything you needed.” I just walk away looking for my car, feeling angry. What does this mean? — Dating Nightmare

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The Daily Ovulation: Say Hello To Our Little Friends

Everybody is talking about this kiddie version of “Scarface” that hit YouTube this week. In this stage version of the cult classic, a little Tony with a painted-on scar has piles of popcorn instead of cocaine and drops the word “fudge” instead of the f-bomb. No doubt Pacino would be proud. A mini Pfieffer in a blond wig calls Tony “a son of a B.’” Ha!
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9 Teens Charged After Classmate Commits Suicide

Nine Massachusetts teens were charged today with statutory rape, violation of civil rights, criminal harassment and disturbing a school assembly in conjunction with a bullying incident. Back in January, 15-year-old Phoebe Prince was jumped by a group of male and female students in the school library and hallways. Phoebe was verbally harassed, physically abused, and even raped as she was making her way home from school. Why? The group was angry that she had briefly dated one of the guys and they wanted to teach her a lesson. Shortly after, Phoebe took her own life. What a lesson. Keep reading »

10 Famous Villainesses For Angelina Jolie To Look Up To

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No matter how many children she adopts or humanitarian causes she takes up, the scent of evil bitch clings to Angelina Jolie like a cheap perfume. I don’t care what anyone says, that woman scares the crap out of me. That’s why she’s the perfect actress to play Maleficent, the villainess from Disney’s “Sleeping Beauty” who curses princess Aurora. The rumor around Tinsel Town is that Tim Burton is going to be working his dark magic on a version of “Sleeping Beauty” told from the point of view of Maleficent. I can’t think of a better role for Angie to play. And fresh off of an IMAX, 3-D viewing of “Alice In Wonderland,” I can’t wait for another Burton masterpiece. After the jump, 10 other villainesses that Angelina can draw inspiration from. On second thought … she might not need any. [Celebitchy]

Why You Need To Know About “The Diary Of A Teenage Girl”


Combine three of my passions — graphic novels, theater, and teenagers — and you’ve pretty much got my artistic dream come true. Last night, I saw the play The Diary of a Teenage Girl, adapted by Marielle Heller from a graphic novel with the same title by Phoebe Gloeckner. The book uses diary entries, letters, poems, songs, and drawings to tell the very serious story of Minnie, a 15-year-old girl living in San Francisco in the 1970s, who has an affair with her mother’s boyfriend. Even though Gloeckner won’t confirm how much of the story is based in reality (it reads 100 percent autobiographical), she claims that the book, which took her seven years to complete, “almost killed her.” When writer and actress Marielle Heller read the book, The Diary of a Teenage Girl three years ago, she knew it would have an impact onstage. Keep reading »

Meet Auntie Vie, Pamela Anderson’s “DWTS” Inspiration

Pamela Anderson is one of our fave contestants on this season of “Dancing With the Stars.” Why? Of course the world’s most downloaded woman brings an unprecedented trashiness to the stage that makes us giddy, but what really tugs at our heartstrings is her inspiration for competing. Unlike the other contestants, she’s not doing this dancing thingy to get in shape, jump-start a dead career, or make her trashy new fiancé (ahem, Vienna) proud; she’s doing it for her eccentric Aunt. Yup. Keep reading »

14 Couples We’d Like To See Procreate

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We are all really excited at the possibility that the King and Queen of the Universe may have a little prince or princess on the way to carry on their empire. I feel like I’m part of Greek mythology or something. No doubt that baby Hova will do the House of Dereon proud. This kid is bound to be wealthy … and not just because he or she inherits beaucoup bucks from Mommy B and Daddy J … because it’s genetic. I wonder how baby Carter will make his/her first million? Now that Beyonce and Jay-Z might have a bun in the oven, here are some other couples that we think should get busy gettin’ busy. After the jump, some more couples that we’d like to see procreate.