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Reese Witherspoon Thinks Funny Never Sags

“There’s always going to be somebody younger or sexier. That’s why I like to say, and it’s become my famous line, ‘Funny doesn’t sag.’ I think as a woman, you get older, you feel more confident in your sexuality. You’re not as intimidated by it, not as embarrassed by it. Sexuality and femininity is an accumulation of age and wisdom and comfort in your own skin. I feel better — so much better now than I ever did in my twenties. I am calmer; I know who I am. And as a result, I feel much sexier.”

Reese Witherspoon talks to Glamour about aging. Well, her funny certainly is not sagging. But fortunately for her, neither is anything else. [PopEater] Keep reading »

Uh, Someone Owns The Sun?

Too hot, too bright, too in your eyes? If you’re having issues with the sun, you should probably contact its owner, Angeles Duran. The 49-year-old Spanish woman has a notarized document claiming the center of our solar system is registered to her. As the legal owner of the sun, her first order of business is to tax all of its users and divide the profits between the Spanish government, research, the ending of world hunger, and herself. “It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people’s well-being, why not do it?” she said. I hope she’s thought far ahead enough to take out an insurance policy on the sun, which is expected to die in five billion years. Until then … everyone must pay! [Google] Keep reading »

Purity Rings Have An Expiration Date On “RHOA”

I wanted to be excited that Kim Zolciak’s 13-year-old daughter Brielle actually asked her mom for a purity ring on the latest episode of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” but the whole thing fell apart for me when she started negotiating her abstinence expiration date. 18? 19? 20? I don’t know a whole lot about abstinence rings (or abstinence), but I was under the impression that wearing one meant you were saving yourself for marriage, not for college. So just to recap, Brielle got a $3,000 diamond ring to keep her hymen intact until college. And Kim thinks this is brilliant. Am I missing something here? Do purity rings expire whenever you want them to? And … what the hell is Kim wearing? Please help me understand. Keep reading »

The Kardashian Klan Turns Out Yet Another Model

Thirteen-year-old Kylie Jenner, the youngest of the Kardashian/Jenner brood, is officially a model. Her sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, and Kendall are all very proud of the youngest in their litter for being so attractive. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

TSA Body Search Inspires Love

While most of us are dreading invasive TSA searches at the airport, one guy in Reno loved his enough to post a Missed Connection on Craigslist. Pretty sad that a TSA full-body pat down is the only action this guy is getting. Should someone email him and let him know that the dude who cupped his nuts was just doing his job? Or was he? [Yasrsly] Keep reading »

Khloe Kardashian Talks About Statutory Rape

I think it’s really brave of Khloe Kardashian to talk about losing her virginity at age 14 on “The Joy Behar Show.” She says she was pressured by her 18-year-old boyfriend. Ahem, statutory rape. Khloe admits that for three years after the experience, she felt too uncomfortable with her body to have sex. While these things are difficult to talk about, especially publicly, I’m glad she did. There’s this gray area of sexual experience for young women that can be so confusing—when the sex is consensual, but coerced. It’s hard to put into words, but Khloe does it well and I think a lot of young girls will relate. Kim Kardashian, on the other hand, plays too bashful to talk about sex. She thinks it’s “super personal.” Yet, she’s famous from a sex tape. Lame, Kim. Lame. [CNN] Keep reading »

12 Celebs Riding Roller Coasters

Celebs Riding Roller Coasters

So what if she was filming a scene for “Modern Family?” Sofia Vergara gives good coaster face. You can’t fake coaster face. What happens to one’s face in the midst of a 100-foot free fall is beyond one’s control. And for the record, she still looks hot.  Click away to see some more celebs getting their coaster on. Whee! [Buzzfeed]

Homer Simpson Tries To Cheer Up Sad Keanu

Not even Homer Simpson can cheer up sad Keanu Reeves with a doughnut. D’oh! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

OMG! Rabid Otter Attack!

Note to self: never go to Boca Raton and observe a rabid otter. Done and done. You don’t even have to ask me twice. Also, I’m adding “otter attack” to my ongoing list of random things to be terrified about. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

The Best Pool Exit Of All Time

Well, that’s one way to get out of a pool. Either she’s the happiest swimmer on earth or there’s some Kool-Aid in the water. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

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