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FYI, Gary Busey Has Been To Heaven And There Are No Mirrors

Where do I begin here. Hmmm. I begin with actor Curtis Armstrong, who most of you know better as Booger from “Revenge Of The Nerds.” LOVE that movie. But that’s off topic. We are here to talk about Garey Busey’s near-death experience and what he saw. In an interview, Curtis talked about his experience working with Gary Busey in the 2003 movie, “Quigley.” Here’s what he said:

“It was just what you’d imagine. That’s about the best way to put it. We were shooting this movie—which is a horrible movie—and he was supposed to come back from the dead. And he of course, Gary Busey, supposedly had done this—he’d been in an accident and died and came back. He showed up on a set made to look like Heaven, and he looked around and said, ‘I can’t play this scene.’ They were three days behind at this point. But Busey said, ‘It’s nothing like this. I’ve been to Heaven and it doesn’t look like this. That sofa’s all wrong. That mirror is ridiculous. They don’t even have mirrors!’ It was ridiculous. He was completely nuts about the design of Heaven … But then on top of it, one of the guys playing an angel, had also died and come back. And this guy got into an argument with Busey about the way Heaven looked! The two of them wound up coming to blows and they had to send everybody home.”

I had a dream once where I was in heaven and it was an old run-down town with a gas station and everyone ate steak an ice cream all day. And now that I think of it, there were no mirrors. Maybe he knows what he’s talking about. Think about it, why do you need to look at yourself when you’re dead? Call me crazy, but I tend to believe the things Mr. Busey says. Because … why not? So Gary Busey, I pose this question to you: What does heaven look like? [NY Mag via AV Club]

You’ve Had Too Much To Drink If You Find Yourself Getting It On With A Tree

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Let this video be a warning to you, ladies. If you are at a bar, or say, a music festival, before you take the next shot or throw back another cocktail, ask yourself: “If I take this next drink, will I be so drunk that I will kiss a TREE, wrap my legs around a TREE, dirty dance with a TREE, grind my pelvis against a TREE?” If the answer is YES, you must cease and desist. For there is tree sex in your future and you don’t wanna be that girl. [Buzzfeed]

The Real March Madness, Round Two: Lindsay Lohan Vs. Pregnancy Fleshlight

March Madness!
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Your votes have been tallied. The results are in! In Round One of our Real March Madness, Lindsay Lohan and her Terry Richardson-lovin’ self clobbered Paz De La Huerta (of the Elvis ghost orgasm), while the pregnant woman fleshlight out WTF’d those manties made of beef jerky. Now Lilo and the Knocked Up male masturbator will go at it in Round Two. My God, that sounds wrong.  How to compare them? Well, they are both missing a brain. The preggo fleshlight, well, because it doesn’t have a head. And Lilo, because she fried hers. Even though she claims to be sober, we’re not so sure. Who/what is crazier? You tell us! Vote!

Who/What Is The Craziest: Hot Mess Lindsay Lohan Or The Pregnant Fleshlight?

  • The Pregnant Fleshlight! (55%, 241 Votes)
  • Lindsay Lohan! (45%, 199 Votes)

Total Voters: 438

20 Naughty Knits (NSFW)

Knitting is not just for nice folks anymore. Some people are using their needles to make naughty bits. I was delighted by this collection of hand-knit uteruses in unexpected places. Who says a womb can’t play piano? This uterus virtuoso is just the beginning. Click away to see what can be done with yarn, needles and a dirty mind. (Warning: some of these crafts might be considered NSFW.)

Things That Seem Normal When You Live Alone

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We confessed our shameful single girl behaviors to you recently. This UCB video about things that seem normal when you live alone includes many of them.  Peeing with the door open. Check. Talking to yourself (sometimes in a British accent). Check. Cuddling with the laundry pile. Check. Using farts as backup vocals in your band of one. Check. Defrosting chicken in the shower. Well … maybe not that one … YET.  [Tastefully Offensive]

To Date Or Not To Date A Man Who Sniffs Your Crotch Sweat?

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Is B.O. A Dealbreaker?
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Here’s a fun one for you. Let me say first: People never cease to impress me with their strangeness. This week, in Slate’s Dear Prudence column, a woman ponders whether or not she should date the guy at the gym who SNIFFED HER SWEATY BICYCLE SEAT. Keep reading »

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