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Snoop Dogg Performing For Prince William? 10 Celebrity Bachelor Parties

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Lamar Odom spent his bachelor party with a pair of douches: Joe Francis and Scott Disick. But that didn’t seem to spoil his night of dinner and clubbing in Los Angeles. There were no girls gone wild, but he did hear a special song — “I Run NY” by 50 Cent. None of this sounds very fun to me, but Lamar was reportedly “grinning from ear to ear” and that’s all that matters. [Us Weekly]

Hilary Swank To Become A Game Show Host?

After winning two Oscars, Hilary Swank has decided to take her acting career in an unexpected direction. She is developing a fashion-themed game show for The CW. The untitled project is being described as a studio-based game show in which self-described fashion diehards will be tested on their knowledge of style and fashion, with one winning fashionista earning big prizes. And Hilary is the host. Huh? I’m confused. Have meaty acting roles suddenly lost their cachet? [NYMag.com]
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Man Weds Dog

A lot of us love our dogs — ahem, Amelia — but not enough to marry them. Not the case for Aussie dude Joseph Guiso. Yesterday he married his best friend, Honey, a 5-year-old Labrador. He proposed to Honey when the pair were on a walk in the park and saw another couple getting married. He just couldn’t stand the idea of living with her out of wedlock anymore, so he popped the question. Honey said nothing, so he took that as a yes. Thirty of the couple’s closest friends and family gathered for the nuptials. “It’s not sexual. It’s just pure love,” Joseph told the guests. And then he kissed the bride. Honey had no comment. [The Chronicle] Keep reading »

The Scarlet Bracelet

How would you feel about having your potty use at work monitored during your monthly menstrual cycle? In Norway, a workers union put together a shocking list of “tyrannical” bathroom monitoring practices, as Norwegian businesses seem to be overly concerned about losing productivity due to workers’ frequent trips to the restroom. One manager reportedly forced female employees to wear red bracelets while they had their periods to justify increased trips to the toilet. WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? Fortunately government officials were not cool with making women wear scarlet bracelets in the work place. “Women quite justifiably feel humiliated by being tagged in this way, so that all their colleagues are aware of this intimate detail of their private life. Toilet Codes relating to menstrual cycles are clear violations of privacy and is very insulting to the people concerned,” said Norway’s chief consumer ombudsman, Bjorn Erik Thon. Ya think? [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Happy Hump Day! It’s A Salsa-Dancing Doggie!

Try not to smile at this salsa-dancing pooch. I’ve been looking for a new dancing partner. I think this guy made the cut. Look at that hip action. Aye aye aye!!! [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Jim Carrey’s Makeout Sesh With Ewan McGregor Was Dreamy

“[Kissing Ewan McGregor] was a dream come true … I mean, look at the guy. I have to say he is a great kisser. [I] had to put out of [my] mind [my] own sexual preference and just try to understand that [I was] loving another person who just happens to be a guy. It wasn’t about male or female, love is love.”

Jim Carrey talks about his makeout session with Ewan McGregor in “I Love You Phillip Morris.” I’m loving his attitude about this. Not a trace of homophobia. Also, Ewan is super sexy, so that must make things easier. [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

Laptop Or Love: Which Would You Choose?

According to a new Match.com survey, 48 percent of singles said that finding someone special was their biggest stress during the holiday season. I’m sure this is totally accurate data considering Match.com has no vested interest in this topic. More interesting though … about 60 percent of singles said they would rather have a kiss on New Year’s Eve than a new laptop computer. What?! Seriously? I would totally take the laptop. A) I really need one and B) a kiss is so fleeting and C) the laptop will last for at least a few solid years, much longer than most relationships and certainly longer than a damn kiss. I wonder if the stats are the same for a desktop or an iPad or if those 60 percent just purchased a new laptop? [NY Post] Keep reading »

The Only Protection You’ll Ever Need. Period.

Need protection? Why not try a tampon stun gun? This genius new invention, The Pink Stinger, packs 50,000 volts of power for “incredible comfort and protection and ready for honorable discharge at a moments notice.” To shoot intended target from 7 to 10 feet away, just put The Pink Stinger in Zap mode and two extra absorbent cotton tampons with barbed probes and 14 feet of wire will shoot out. An electric current then passes to the body, where the probes attach to the clothing or skin, causing central nervous system disruption, possible urination and certain humiliation. Talk about toxic shock. [InventorSpot] Keep reading »

8 Ways To Get Closure When A Relationship Ends

8 Ways To Get Closure

If anyone ever figured out how to bottle the ability to achieve closure after a relationship ends, they would be rich and famous. As someone who has stumbled in finding closure a few times in my life, all I can say for sure is how it feels. It feels peaceful; it feels freeing, like taking a rock out of your shoe. It is the moment a chapter in the book of your life has been written, read, reread, and filed away for posterity. No matter what the situation, closure is a feeling that comes from within. Sometimes you have the other person there to debrief with and that can be helpful, like when I met up with an ex-boyfriend to compare notes on our relationship. It was an incredibly therapeutic experience that helped me close the door on the relationship once and for all. But let’s be honest, it hardly ever happens like that … Keep reading »

Thank You, Emily Dickinson

This past weekend, I got to visit the Emily Dickinson museum, which is basically just the house she was born and died in Amherst, MA. I’ve always been a fan of Emily, but walking through her house and hearing more of the personal details of her life made me appreciate her more. Perhaps what struck me the most was her little, white house dress that was on display. It was a perfectly tailored white button-down frock, the kind of thing that women wore to sleep in or to do chores around the house. But what was interesting about it was that Emily wore it out in public, which was grounds for ridicule back in the late 1800s. Keep reading »

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