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This Is What Happens When You Swallow An Entire Bag Of Cocaine

Perhaps the best mug shot of all time. Eighteen-year-old Art Taylor swallowed an entire bag of cocaine after being pulled over for a minor traffic violation. I’m too scared to find out what happened to him after this photo. [Daily Mail] Keep reading »

Baby Sausage In The Manger

All that’s missing from this meativity scene is the bun. Merry Meatmus to all! [Blame It On The Voices] Keep reading »

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Wilting Like A Flower

“I don’t know what I can do about the aging. Yes, I am aging. Oh my God, I’m aging all the time. It’s like those flowers that wilt in front of you in time-lapse films. But what can I possibly do? Look like a lunatic?”

Sarah Jessica Parker admits she’s aging in Elle. Two questions: 1) Is there a human who has figured out how not to age? 2) Does getting older naturally make you a lunatic? [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: 12 Men Who Were Mega-Hot In Their Youth

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We heart Stephen Colbert just as he is right now, but then we found this pic of him when he was younger. Damn! Hello, young Stephen. [BuzzFeed]

After the jump some more mature hotties when they were young bucks. Oh youth, how you betray us all.

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The Stiletto Menorah

The stiletto menorah is a Hanukkah miracle! One pair for each night will shed us with sweet light to remind us of days long ago … when shoes weren’t as cute. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Scientists Have Identified The Slut Gene

No need to wonder any longer where you got your predilection for promiscuity. Turns out, it’s genetic (one or both of your parents is probably a slut too). According to a new study, there is a gene that predicts a tendency toward infidelity and one-night stands. Those who have “the slut gene,” as I am lovingly referring to it, were found to be twice as likely to engage in thrill-seeking sexual behaviors as those without it. Why? Two words. Dopamine rush. That stuff is intense. But this study does not give you carte blanche to cheat on your mate. It predicts a a TENDENCY toward promiscuity. It’s up to you to keep your pants on. [Live Science] Keep reading »

How To Go To A Party Alone

It’s holiday time again, which for me means lots of parties to go to … solo. My first instinct is usually to try to snag a pal to bring with me to party crash, but recently, I was invited to a party where the host explicitly instructed guests not to bring a plus one. I was dreading showing up there, thinking it would be uncomfortable, but once I arrived, I embraced it and ended up having a great time. After I deftly extricated myself from a dull conversation with an awkward woman with a neck twitch, I hit it off with a group of dudes with nerdy glasses who shared my love of stupid dance moves. Needless to say, I have a new appreciation for going to parties alone. After the jump, some tips for making the best of a stag situation. Add your suggestions in the comments. Keep reading »

Snoop Dogg Performing For Prince William? 10 Celebrity Bachelor Parties

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Lamar Odom spent his bachelor party with a pair of douches: Joe Francis and Scott Disick. But that didn’t seem to spoil his night of dinner and clubbing in Los Angeles. There were no girls gone wild, but he did hear a special song — “I Run NY” by 50 Cent. None of this sounds very fun to me, but Lamar was reportedly “grinning from ear to ear” and that’s all that matters. [Us Weekly]

Hilary Swank To Become A Game Show Host?

After winning two Oscars, Hilary Swank has decided to take her acting career in an unexpected direction. She is developing a fashion-themed game show for The CW. The untitled project is being described as a studio-based game show in which self-described fashion diehards will be tested on their knowledge of style and fashion, with one winning fashionista earning big prizes. And Hilary is the host. Huh? I’m confused. Have meaty acting roles suddenly lost their cachet? [NYMag.com]
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