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Her Hands Have Gone To Her Head

Professional hand model Ellen Sirot brings herself to orgasm while talking about her magic hands during an interview with Katie Couric. Thanks to her, I now know that the life of a hand model is a lazy and lonely one. It’s clearly caused Ellen to get a touch of the old crazy. Also, I never noticed Katie’s gorilla paws before. But at least she doesn’t have to wear murderer gloves 24/7. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Man Embeds Camera In The Back Of His Head

NYU photography professor Wafaa Bilal was one of 23 brave souls who agreed to have surveillance cameras embedded in the backs of their heads as part of an art project called “The Third Eye.” The images recorded on the cam will be streamed to a live feed at the Arab Museum of Modern Art in Qatar. Wafaa plans to leave the camera on at all times — including sexytime. Whoa, just whoa. Keep reading »

The World’s Largest Undies

Classified as size XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL (or size 74), these are the world’s largest undies on the market. If you are considering buying a pair of these (to wear, not to clean your house with), it may be time to consider a weight-loss program. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Auto-Tuning Has Actually Been Around Forevs

This video from 1940 features the use of the “miracle of electricity,” the Sonovox, which pretty much creates the modern-day sound we know as auto-tuning. Only it’s creepy how the guy has to hold the Sonovox up to his throat. Can you imagine all the pop stars performing with a Sonovox strapped to their neck? That would never work. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

A Jury Will Decide If “Catfish” Was A Hoax

Even though the filmmakers and producers claimed that the movie “Catfish” was NOT a hoax, the question still lingered in people’s minds. After seeing the film and having endless discussions with friends—mostly about how hot Nev is—I feel confident that the film was really, really real. But not everyone agrees with me about the film’s authenticity, even after the Ariel and Nev Schulman and Henry Joost addressed the issue on “20/20.” Well, soon we will know for sure if “Catfish” was a ruse due to a lawsuit being brought against the film. Warning: spoilers after the jump. Keep reading »

Lady Gaga, Ke$ha And 48 Other Pop Stars Get Hacked

A pair of German hackers have confessed to hacking into the personal computers of 50 pop stars and downloading music, credit card info, emails, and private photos. The victims included Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, and Ke$ha — who they tried to blackmail when they found a picture of her having sex. Bad visual. Keep reading »

Johnny Depp Doesn’t Want To Marry Vanessa Paradis Out Of Respect For Her Last Name

“I never found myself needing that piece of paper. Marriage is really from soul to soul, heart to heart. You don’t need somebody to say, okay you’re married. … If Vanessa wanted to get hitched, why not. … But the thing is, I’d be so scared of ruining her last name. She’s got such a good last name.”

Johhny Depp on why he and Vanessa Paradis remain unmarried after 12 years together. Could I be anymore jealous of Vanessa? No … I don’t think so. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

“ANTM” Winner Ann Ward Is Just As Embarrassed By Her Ugly Duckling Photo As We Are

“I don’t even know when that was taken — I don’t remember sending it in. I actually think my mom did. But it was probably one morning when I was really tired, not that happy and in the mood for bacon. I can’t believe they showed it that much — even my mom was saying that every time it would come on the screen everyone would shout, ‘Ahhh! What is that?’”

—”America’s Next Top Model” winner Ann Ward on that super bizarre “ugly duckling” photo that was showed, like, 100 times throughout the season. It made me so uncomfortable. All I could think was how she looks like a refugee being forced to eat bacon to regain strength. Also, her cat is totally photobombing. Ha! [NY Post] Keep reading »

7 People Who Left Showbiz To Become Religious Leaders

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In 1999, Rapper Ma$e left Bad Boy to spread the word of the Lord. He started his own ministry and produced a Christian TV program, “Born to Succeed.” He has inspired many, including Ke$ha, who clearly stole the $-in-name gimmick from him. [Cracked]

Winona Ryder Is Looking For A Hubby To “Bag”

“There’s a lot of cute writers [in San Francisco] … I gotta bag me a husband!”

Winona Ryder talks about wanting to settle down. I am so stoked to see Winona back in action BUT what an unfortunate choice of words. I want to forget about her $5,000 five-finger spree, but when she uses words like “bag,” I just can’t forget. How about “find” or “meet”? [Us Weekly] Keep reading »

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