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9 Male Sex Dolls Worth Dating

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I’ve promised my friends that if I ever got to the point when I was single, approaching mid-30′s and out of options that I would try online dating (again). I’ve arrived there, but I’m skittish. Last time I forayed into virtual dating world, I ended up on a date with a guy who was “under federal investigation.” That was enough to put me off for a long time. Lately, a single friend has been doing the online thing and trying to convince me to do the same. On her most recent date, the guy was waiting for her when she emerged from the bathroom … right outside the door. When she declined a make out session, he said he “just really needed to go.” OK. This does nothing to encourage me. The pickings appear to be very SLIM. This leads me to my discovery: There exists an untapped market of available men who are sure to be more fun (and safer) to spend the evening with than a criminal or a bathroom stalker. Who are they, you ask? Where are they? I’ve scoped them out for you, for us. Click through to see the most eligible sex dolls out there.

I’m Gonna Go His Way: Jamar Rogers Slays It On “The Voice”

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My early predictions are in. Now that I’ve seen all of the live performances on “The Voice,” I’m calling it.  Jamar Rogers for the win. There are lots of other performers I’m digging — Lindsey Paveo, Erin Willet, Mathai and Juliet Simms were all live show standouts. BUT … I believe Jamar Rogers, who the show has dubbed “The Comeback Kid” (because he is an HIV positive, recovering drug addict), is going to take it.  I sat through all 90 minutes of last night’s show waiting to see him perform, and he didn’t let me down with his version of Lenny Kravitz’s “Are You Gonna Go My Way?” Yes, I’m gonna go his way, and I think America will too.

13 Celebrities With Hickies

Homewrecker Kim
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Uh oh. Kim Kardashian was spotted with a hickey on her neck after doing the walk of shame from Kanye West’s apartment. This can only mean one thing: Kanye has no technique. Come on now, every man (and woman) over the age of 14 knows how not to Hoover a neck. Unless Kim wanted her neck Hoovered as way flaunt her new romance. The plot thickens. I feel like I’m in middle school again. Click through to see some more celebs who went out in public with love bites. [Hollywood Life]

13 Food Terms That Should Never Be Used To Describe Men’s Bodies

On the season finale of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta,” Kandi Burruss finally managed to gross me out. And no, it had nothing to do with her va-jay-jay/pee-pee/sex toy talk. When auditioning male models for her Bedroom Kandi launch party, she referred to a man’s chest hair as something truly revolting. “I don’t care  if you have a little bit of hair, but I don’t want it to look like curled up, little naps, like little taco meat,” Kandi said after seeing Termaine shirtless. I’m sure poor Termaine went home ASAP and waxed his “taco meat.” Ewww.  Not only was that beyond gross, but the poor guy is probably going to have a complex for the rest of his life. As will I. I am going to live in fear of thinking of tacos every time a man gets naked in front of me. Make it stop. After the jump, more gross food terms that should NEVER be used to describe a man’s body. Keep reading »

Weird Vag Names
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How To Eye Bang Like A Pro

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I had no idea the eye flirtation lexicon was so specific. It’s like sign language. All these years I’ve been inadvertently telling men I hated them by winking my left eye. Guys, I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean it. It’s just that I am some kind of freak who can only wink with my left eye. From now on, I’ll keep it simple by placing my right forefinger to my left eye, signifying how handsome I think you are. [Lists Of Note]

Your Socks, Paired For Life

Socks have a knack for up and disappearing. Especially when they take a trip through the spin cycle. Pairs become singles. Singles become outcasts, sitting in the laundry basket, week after week, hoping for their mates to return. But they rarely ever do. Every once in a while, one finds a stray stuck to a pillow case, a victim of static cling. But usually, it’s hopeless. It’s tragic really. The sock population need not endure this needless suffering. There are things we can do to keep pairs together. The Sock-It is a sock lock that keeps pairs bonded through the trials and tribulations of wash, dry, fluff and fold. Just pull both socks through the center of the heart and wash as usual. Remember: Only you can prevent single socks. [$8.95, Amazon]

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