Profile for Ami Angelowicz

It’s graduation time again. You know what that means? Another batch of terribly awkward senior portraits. It doesn’t matter what year it is, what school it is, what city it is, senior class portraits always just turn out hilarious. Even the kids who try to look serious end up looking kind of lame. I’ve never quite understood why senior portraits are a custom. I get that graduating from high school is a big rite of passage in a young person’s life, but does anyone really want to remember high school? Or how they looked? Or what their interests were? It’s like the most awkward time of life (besides middle school). Anyone who disagrees with me must have missed the point of college. After the jump some of the finest senior class portraits brought to you by the class of 2010. In a few years they’ll look back and wonder what they were thinking. But for now, let’s all share a laugh, shall we? [BuzzFeed]

Above: Champagne wishes and chainsaw dreams.

Biological clock, what? John Travolta and Kelly Preston have defied all reproductive odds. They announced that, at 47 years old, Kelly is three months pregnant. Wow. Just wow. And how? I guess that’s not really the important part. After losing their 16-year-old son Jett in 2009, this must feel like a miracle for them. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some other hot celebrity moms over 40 who make us want to wait … as long as we possibly can.

Why, why, why has Evan Rachel Wood reunited with a guy who had fantasies about smashing her head with a sledgehammer? Do I even need to say it? So scary. An even scarier idea is that she’s signed on to co-star with Marilyn Manson in a new horror flick called “Splatter Sisters,” directed by David Gordon Green, in which he may actually get to smash her head with a sledgehammer. This is being called “the role Marilyn Manson was born to play.” I don’t care if this film is supposed to change the horror genre forever more, why is she playing the wind beneath Marilyn’s wings? She’s a great actress! I want to take her for coffee and beg her not to throw her career or life away for a guy who looks like Cookie Monster on acid. On top of that, most couples who co-star in films together tend to end up in the relationship grave yard anyway. It’s like a weird curse. After the jump, some on-screen couples who didn’t last off-screen. Let this be your warning, Evan. [New York Post]