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Jew Polish

Muppet Manicure
Paint your nails with these Muppet inspired colors. Read More »
Santorum Nail Polish
Santorum nail polish photo
Nail polish is the only way I'm letting santorum get on my hands. Read More »

That’s polish (as in nail), not Polish (as in from Poland). Although this fictional nail polish line is inspired by the best Polish treats NYC’s Russ & Daughters has to offer.  I think I’ll do Lox & Load on my toes and Babka Streisand on my fingers. Also, there needs to be a color inspired by pickled herring. The skin has such a nice shimmer to it. [Lilit Marcus]

19 Celebrity Nip Slips (NSFW)

Oh, was Rihanna on a Hawaiian vacation? I thought she was at Coachella Tweeting pics of herself looking amazing in a denim bikini. Anyhow, she was in Hawaii and she posted the Facebook pictures to prove it. We get it, she looks freaking bangin’ in a bikini. Only problem: She accidentally posted one which exposed her nipple. Hey, it happens to the best of us sometimes. Click on to see the NSFW shot of Ri Ri and more celebs whose nipples have accidentally escaped their clothing. [Gossip Cop]

10 WTF Stock Photos: Crotch Shots

One of the best parts of my day as a blogger is searching through stock photos. Sometimes I stumble upon a ridiculous photo or … a wealth of them. It’s like mining for gold. And then, just like that, hours of my day disappear. I came across this gem recently. This man seems to be practicing his upper cut on a woman’s vagina … at the gym. But why? We’ll never know. That’s the magic of stock photography. Here are some more awkward crotch stock photos.

A Dude Breaks Down The Types Of Female Poopers

Pooping Etiquette
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Pooping: A Feminist Issue
One writer talks about how pooping is a feminist issue. Read More »
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First of all, comedian Robbie Sherrard (or should I call him Robbie Shitard?) is to be commended for keeping a straight face as he says that women only poop about once a week (unless they drink coffee). Good one, Robbie! Then he goes on to describe the three different type of girlfriend poopers. There’s the self-conscious pooper, who goes to great lengths to never drop a “Hiroshitma” in her dude’s presence; the TMI pooper who takes Instagram photos of her deuce; and the middle-ground pooper, who quietly does her business and never speaks of it.  I’m going to get working on my rebuttal video about the three types of pooper boyfriends: The whiney pooper who won’t shit without his baby wipes and often carries them on his person; the considerate pooper, who uses air freshener for your benefit; and the bomb dropper, who proudly clogs your toilet every time he goes. [Buzzfeed]

Veggie Food Porn Brought To You By Courtney Stodden

Grammar With Court
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Courtney's Mission
She wants to bring back classic Hollywood glamour, duh. Read More »
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Well, well, well. Look what Courtney Stodden found at the grocery store when she was shopping for some “sexy veggies.”  A super sensual tomato with a penis!  Naturally, the occasion was worthy of its own video (and an entire tube of frosted lip gloss). But this isn’t all about the tomato penis. There is a teaching moment here: Veggies can be hot and vegetarians have way better sex. Noted. Thank you, Court. [Dlisted]

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