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Think Of Nicki Minaj Every Time You Blow Your Nose

Nicki's Neon Hair
Would you dare to wear this look? Read More »
Jay-Z, Nicki, Jay-Z?
Are they one and the same? You have to hear it to believe it. Read More »
Nicki Blued Herself
The rap songstress goes seafoam for Vogue. Read More »

This Nicki Minaj tissue box cover exists somewhere, now all I need to do is find it. And find it, I shall. I must have it. [Suckor Wut]

7 Secrets For Styling Curly Hair

My Curly Hair
Ami decided to embrace her curly hair and stop straightening forever. Read More »

As the only curly-haired girl here at The Frisky, I have hereby appointed myself de facto curl expert. Many of you have asked how I style my curly ‘do, and I want to try to address all of your questions. I strongly believe that curly girls should let their hair be in its natural state. I know how liberated I felt when I embraced my curly hair. The only problem is: Curly hair can be quirky, unpredictable, temperamental and often a bitch to style. But once you get a routine down, it sure beats the time you would have spent straightening. I don’t miss that at all! I can’t speak for every curly hair type, but click through for my secret styling tips.

Woman Gets Creative With 20 Blocks Of Butter

Onion Performance
This woman's performance art is insufferable. Watch »
Dance!
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Painting Horse
This mini-horse is an artist. Watch »
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I love me some good performance art involving food products. In the tradition of Karen Finley (the performance artist most well known for shoving a yam up her ass on stage), Melati Suryodarmo experimented with butter. In her performance piece called “EXERGIE — Butter Dance,” the Indonesian-born performance artist (who lives and works in Germany) became one with 20 blocks butter. Swaying to beat of drums in her LBD and black stiletto heels, she stomps, slips, falls and rolls in the butter. Then she gets up and does it all over again. It looks both oddly fun and extremely painful, kind of how I look when I roller skate. As for the deeper meaning of this butter dance: “Exergie” is a German word that translates to activate or exercise. Interpretations? [The Huffington Post]

Happy Hump Day From The Incredible Leaping Lamb!

Corgi Vacuum
Just a corgi getting vacuumed. Watch »
Lemur Climbing
Watch this baby lemur discover the wonder of climbing. Watch »
Baby Sloth Onesie
You need to see this baby sloth in a onesie. Watch »
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There’s no midweek malaise that can’t be cured by a cute animal video. Without further ado, I present to you The Incredible Leaping Lamb. OMG, I’m dying. Does it have springs on its feet? Is it part kangaroo? How does it catch so much air? A kernel of joy just bloomed in my heart and my life makes sense again. I didn’t know you could keep lambs as pets. Crap, I might need one now. But it has to be one that leaps. I long to engage in this type of lamb play. [Buzzfeed]

What Do Drain Cleaner And Double Penetration Have In Common?

Scrotum Itch Ad
This one's worth a watch. Watch »
Anal Sex Fears
These are things that really keep us from having butt sex. Read More »
Rapey Ad
rapey belvedere ad photo
Belvedere vodka's new ad is pretty rapey. Read More »
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That wasn’t the beginning of a pervy joke. What drain cleaner and double penetration have in common is this Liquid Plumber Double Impact commercial. I think this might be the most pornographic advertisement I’ve ever seen. “Snake your drain.” “Flush your pipe.” Wow. Oh, and the double entendre-laden Barry White-esque voiceover just takes it to another level. I don’t think unclogging my drain will ever be the same again. [WOW]

A Little Aerobics To Get Your Blood Pumping

Dance!
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An Exercise Pill?
Jeez, there really is a pill for everything nowadays. Read More »
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Something most people don’t know about me: I grew up in an aerobics household. No, it wasn’t my mom who was into it, although, I occasionally joined her as she danced along to the “Jazzercise” video tape. It was my dad who was the aerobics star. He spent most of the ’80s as the only man at the gym who regularly attended aerobics classes. This is particularly comical considering my dad is a 6’3″ ex-college basketball player. But he loved aerobics and he used to take me to classes with him. He was a celebrity at the gym; all the teachers knew him by name. He even considered becoming a certified aerobics instructor at one point. Hence, my deep appreciation for aerobics. Now to my point: I just stumbled upon this video from the 1988 Crystal Light National Aerobics Championship hosted by Alan Thicke and it made me very, very happy . As a side note, I should mention that my dad never wore unitards or made those ridiculous faces. But these aerobics competitors really went there. The theatrics of it all! Amazing. [Buzzfeed]

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