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Wear Your Valuables Close To Your Neck

I think the Turtleneck Wallet just single-handedly made the purse obsolete. Only problem is I have lots of crap in my purse. It might make my neck look huge. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Mia Channels Madonna On “Toddlers & Tiaras”

Two-year-old pageant darling, Mia Grande, was the big winner on last night’s episode of “Toddlers &Tiaras” with her Madonna medley. As her brother Michael said, “She takes off her jacket and knows what to do.” She certainly did know what to do. During her interpretation of “Like a Prayer,” she ripped off her prayer robe to reveal an iconic gold lame cone bra underneath. Her [mother's] alternative approach to the talent competition took her all the way to the title of Ultimate Grand Supreme. And she didn’t even use a flipper. If this is the direction child pageantry is headed, I am in full support. Above, video of her signature performance, though it’s not taken from the actual episode of “T&T.” Keep reading »

8 Phrases Guys Should NOT Use In Their Online Dating Profiles

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I got an S.O.S call from my friend Sylvia last night. After only three online dates, she was on the brink of insanity. We debriefed about her dates from hell and I had to be the bearer of bad news. “You are picking the wrong guys.”

“How do you know?” she asked, mortified.

“Show me their profiles and I’ll tell you why.” Keep reading »

Camille Grammer Is Divorcing “The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”

Trying to pump $50 million from soon-to-be-ex husband Kelsey Grammer must be too overwhelming for Camille Grammer. “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“‘ most narcissistic cast member ever has expressed that she has no interest whatsoever in participating in season two — even though Bravo has not officially announced filming. (But, c’mon, we know it’s happening.) I was so looking forward to another season of watching her do absolutely nothing (read: watching her nannies take care of the kids and trying to pretend that she’s not boning her tennis instructor)! Does this mean we’ll never get to see her bestie, Allison DuBois, smoke another electronic cigarette? Such a shame! [Hollywood Reporter] Keep reading »

Should We Forget About Equality In The Workplace And Just Marry Rich?

A new report published in Europe found that 40 years of reform to promote gender equality in the workplace may have been all for naught. As much as it’s become politically incorrect to admit, the stats show that the majority of women would rather find a rich man to marry than have a successful career. Keep reading »

9 Highly Inappropriate Toys For Kids

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Not on the bestseller list at Toys R’ Us this holiday season: “SpongeBob Squarepants Bikini Bottom Groom & Go!” Seriously? A pubic grooming kit for toddlers? Just ain’t right. Why not just call it a barber shop? Sounds way more appropriate for bath time fun. Click through to see more products you probably don’t want your kids to play with. [The Gloss]

An Open Letter To Taylor Swift After Being Dumped By Jake Gyllenhaal

Dear Taylor Swift,

I heard that you and Jake Gyllenhaal are kapput. I could have called that one from a mile away. I don’t mean to pour salt in that gaping wound, but we all knew it was just a matter of time. US Weekly is reporting that you are “devastated” that Jake kicked you to the curb because he was “uncomfortable with the attention” and “could feel the age difference.” Eh. Whatever. I guess that makes sense. Jake is almost 30 and you are barely of legal drinking age. Keep reading »

Josh Groban Sings Kanye’s Tweets


Josh Groban’s new album Josh Groban’s The Best Tweets Of Kanye West is bound to be an instant classic. Josh’s velvet voice and Kanye’s straight-shooting Tweets are a musical marriage made in social network heaven. “Can we please toast to the motherf**king douchebags …” gives me chills. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Rock Concert In Space?

Rock band Muse is aiming to be the first band to perform a live gig in space. Frontman Matt Bellamy (boyfriend of Kate Hudson) is hard at work plotting the band’s liftoff on Richard Branson’s soon-to-launch Virgin Galactic. “Maybe I’ve seen The Jetsons too many times … [but] I’m thinking of approaching Richard Branson to see if we could do it on his spacecraft … I do think it will be possible in the future and I’m sure it will happen in my lifetime. We’d love to be part of that,” he told The Sun. The last thing to figure out? How to keep amps from knocking out crowd-surfing fans in zero-gravity conditions. “We do have a lot of equipment, so I guess we’d have to use pods to carry our stuff and we’d scale back the shows a lot,” he said. That’s would be some in-flight entertainment. I wonder if I can get a free ticket if I volunteer to be a roadie? I could carry the equipment no problem if it weighs nothing. [Guardian UK] Keep reading »

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