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Kylie Steger Was Not Amused By The Penis In Her Box

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Aussie mother Kylie Steger was not amused by the rude surprise inside her Hungry Jack fast food dinner. She was beyond pissed when she found a poorly drawn penis inside her hamburger box. “It literally made me sick … If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?” Steger complained. I wonder if she would have felt differently if the penis rendering was more, well, professional. Hungry Jacks is taking the complaint “very seriously” and has launched an investigation to get to the bottom of the penis incident. I, on the other hand, can’t stop laughing. I would be thrilled if there was a penis in my box. Also, may I just point out that the name of the person who wrote this news item is Stuart Cumming. You’re welcome. [The Chronicle]

11 Animal Freaks Of Nature

Snakes are scary enough already. But give them hands and you’ve got the stuff that nightmares are made of. An elderly Chinese woman woke up in the middle of the night to find this one-handed snake climbing the wall of her bedroom. “I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound … at first I thought it was thieves … I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw,” she said. Then she did what most of us would have done: She beat it to death with a shoe. I don’t know whether to be relieved or depressed that the claw snake is dead. I love freaks of all sorts. And, while I might have died if this bitch was climbing my bedroom wall, I can’t front like I’m not impressed by it. R.I.P. claw snake. You were special. Click through for more animal freaks of nature. [9 News]

F**k, Biscuit & The Tourettes Hero (NSFW)

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This is like my favorite video I’ve seen this week. Jess Thom hasn’t let her Tourettes syndrome stop her from pursuing her dreams — in fact, she’s turned it into art. In an attempt to debunk misconceptions about the disorder, she started keeping a journal of all of her complex tics — her most prominent are the words “f**k” and “biscuit” — and has used them to inspire an art blog, which celebrates the humor and creativity of Tourettes. “By engaging with [Tourettes] creatively,and celebrating the humor … saying, look it’s not OK to laugh because I have Tourettes, but it’s alright to laugh. Fuck, at the funny things, fuck, that I say as tics that are the result of Tourettes … biscuit,” Jess explains. In addition to her her art work, she developed a super hero alter ego, Tourettes Hero, who visits schools to help educate people about the syndrome. Clearly Jess is awesome and listening to her speak is like a crazy, wonderful poem. [The Daily What]

Karmin Muppet Scats “Pumped Up Kicks”

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Skip directly to 2:19 for the “Muppet scatting” portion of Karmin covering “Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People. Thank you, Amelia, for the term “Muppet scatting”, by the way. There’s no more accurate way to describe Amy Heidemann’s sounds/facial expressions. I think can we all agree that this is absolutely the worst “Pumped Up Kicks” cover ever. Karmin really should stop trying to be a band and perform as puppets instead. I think they would be more well-received that way. [Oh Hey Bill]

The Girl Accused Of “Yogurting” Obama Tells Her Side Of The Story

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Yesterday, in Colorado, President Obama allegedly got “attacked” by some frozen yogurt. “A woman got very excited and spilled yogurt on me,” he said of the incident. God, I hate when that happens. I’m a frozen yogurt addict, so it happens to me a lot. Even when I’m not excited. Anyhow, the girl accused of “yogurting” the President is speaking out. University of Colorado student Kolbi Zerbest was falsely accused. According to an interview on MSNBC’s “Morning Joe,” she did not spill yogurt on Obama’s pant leg. What really happened: The Secret Service made her put her parfait (not fro-yo) on the ground, and it was a photog who kicked it at Obama. That’s right, Kolbi, blame it on the paps. At least she takes full responsibility for eating the yogurt.[Business Insider]

Think About Food Or Sex, Get Fat Or Laid

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A new study done at Dartmouth confirmed what we already knew: Focus on food and you will probably get fat, think about sex and you are more likely to get laid. Forty-eight females were given brain scans while being shown pictures of food, animals nature scenes and people engaging in sexual and nonsexual activities. Researchers found that women who responded more often to the pictures of food were more likely to gain weight in the next six months, while the women who had a greater response to sexual images showed an increase in sexual desire and activity in the next six months. Scientists are excited because it means they can make predictions about our behavior based on our brain activity. I’m excited because I can choose to think less about Girl Scout cookies, more about sex. If only there weren 12  hot guys instead of 12 boxes of Thin Mints in our office right now, it would be a lot easier. [NY Times]

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