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Do You Have An Embarrassing Ex?

I was cruising around Facebook yesterday and discovered that one of my friends is randomly friends with an ex of mine. My first impulse was to message her and ask how she knew him, but I stopped myself. I was too embarrassed to even admit that I dated him. In fact, I never admit it to anyone. Keep reading »

14 Celebrity Weight Loss Spokeswomen

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Look out Weight Watchers, NutriSystem, Slim Fast, and Jenny Craig — Jessica Simpson is coming for ya. After all of her jaw-flapping about loving herself and inner beauty blah blah blah, Jess is allegedly looking to become a weight loss spokesperson so she can kill two birds with one stone: get thin for her second wedding and reconnect with her core audience. Why am I not surprised? Click through to see some more famous ladies who have shilled weight loss programs. [Celebitchy]

Late Night, Amy Winehouse?

How does Amy Winehouse manage to do it? The girl takes one amazing candid photo after another. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Don’t Mess With Jonathan Taylor Thomas … Or Else

Behind those wire-rimmed glasses lays the heart of a stone-cold killer. Ari Westby will stand by her man, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, no matter what. Even if it means she has to murder. Does anyone know what happened to JTT by the way? Maybe he’s living as a slave in Ari’s basement in Wisconsin. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Raven-Symoné Doesn’t Like The Way People Look At Her New Thin Body

“I thought I looked fabulous before and nobody else did. So, whatever … Actually, now I wear bigger clothes because I don’t like the way people stare at me. I liked it before. Now, you’re just looking at me for the wrong reasons. Before, you were actually looking at me for a real reason.”

Raven-Symoné on her major weight loss. I’ve never heard a person sound so bitter after a weight loss. If she is uncomfortable with her new body, just gain the weight back? [People] Keep reading »

Are We Ready For The Rat Hoarder?


I’ve seen every episode of “Hoarders.” I survived Sir Patrick the leprechaun, the doll hoarder, the human waste hoarder, the family of hoarders. I was confident that after two seasons of desensitization, there wasn’t any kind hoard that could shock me. Oh, how wrong I was. Since I saw the preview, I have been mentally and emotionally preparing myself for the “Hoarders” season finale airing this Monday, January 10, which will feature Glen, who shares his home with millions and millions of rats. (Okay, technically the number is 2500 rats, but who’s counting?) While I am prone to occasional exaggeration, I am being straight up with you when I say this is one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen. How does one get to this point? Just, how? Rat lady, you got served. [A&E] Keep reading »

Happiness Is … Dancing Like A Spaz On National Television


In this case Happiness is a person on Ireland’s “Got to Dance” and not a human emotion. But her scat-inspired dance moves make me feel happier than I’ve felt in days. Every now and then someone comes along and reminds you what a joy it is to be alive. Happiness, I thank you. [The Hairpin] Keep reading »

The Ouija Board Predicts Yes, There Will Be A Film About The Game

The Ouija board has been the preferred form of occult entertainment for middle school sleepovers throughout time. I mean, how else would I have known that I’m going to have my first child when I’m 32? Wait! I am 32! Holy crap! I’m about to get pregnant any minute now. But I digress, the important news here is that “Charlie’s Angels” director McG has signed on to direct “Ouija,” the film based on the freaky board game. What will it be about? A horror flick? A comedy? The story line is being kept about as mysterious as the game itself. But I swear it’s happening. I swear, I’m not making it up. A spirit told me. I didn’t push the marker. It wasn’t me. I wasn’t even touching it! [Vanity Fair] Keep reading »

The Celebrity Rebound Hall Of Fame

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Christina Aguilera is committing rebound sins left and right. TMZ reports that X-tina, Jordan Bratman, and Matthew Rutler have all been living as one big, awkward “Three’s Company” episode gone terribly wrong. Christina moved Matt into her pad a few weeks ago but Jordan did not more out. She was so graciously letting her soon-to-be ex husband stay in the house for the sake of their son, Max. But his meal ticket is up. Yesterday, a moving truck showed up to fetch Jordan’s things and get him out for good. Shameful. [TMZ]

Click through to see some of the most ill-advised rebound couples of all time.

To Stop Your Dog From Barking, Breastfeed Her!

Single mother Suzanne Morgan made a life-changing discovery one evening after she put her daughter Tasha to bed. Her dog Dixie was howling, barking uncontrollably, hungry to be fed. She opened the cupboards and discovered they were bare. She was low on cash after her husband split. So instead of going to the store to pick up some kibble, she tried something more … uh … unusual. She breastfed her dog. Yes, she brought her DOG to her nipple and let it suckle. Keep reading »

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