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8 Celebrity Benders

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Charlie Sheen is the bender king. We were just starting to forget about his last incident where he was found naked, intoxicated, and ranting with a pile of coke and a prostitute back in October and now he’s at it again. While at an adult film convention in Vegas last week, Chuck holed up at the Palms Hotel and allegedly had a vodka-fueled foursome with some porn stars. Make it stop, please. Send him to jail or rehab. After the jump, some more impressively destructive celebrity benders. [Celebitchy]

“Genuine Ken” Looks Scary Bad


I love me some bad reality television, but, as we suspected when it was announced, the new Hulu series “Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend” is just too bad. Let’s recap the trailer here, shall we? Whitney Port hosts as eight Ken-testants (personally I’m routing for Compassionate Ken) compete in weekly challenges to win the title of Great American boyfriend. The winner, like the doll, will be the man who proves he possesses all the qualities that make him the “ultimate boyfriend for every occasion.” While this concept is obviously airtight, the trailer raises a few important questions. Do these men have actual wieners or just plastic crotches? Is there a real-life Barbie waiting at the end … who does Genuine Ken become boyfriend to? And most importantly, who decided to hire Whitney Port? How did they manage to pick a host less interesting than an actual Barbie doll? [Genuine Ken] Keep reading »

OK Cupid Says Being Uglier Actually Makes You More Attractive

OK Cupid has attempted to decode the algorithm of the male lizard brain. Using women on the site as data, they demystified female beauty in the eye of the male beholder. Well kind of … beauty being defined in this case as getting the most messages. Keep reading »

Cross-Eyed Opossum Stole My Heart

I’ve been completely skeeved out by opossums until now. Cross-eyed Heidi changed everything for me. I feel an undeniable kinship with this quirky, little marsupial. And so does the rest of the world. As a new addition to Germany’s Leipzig Zoo, Heidi became an online celebrity the moment the world saw her face. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

Poll: What Do You Remember Better — Your First Kiss Or Losing Your Virginity?

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Lea Michele Dissed “True Grit” Star Hailee Steinfeld

“When I was auditioning for ‘True Grit,’ I was on the Paramount lot, I was wearing clothes from the 1800s that were big and uncomfortable. ‘Glee’ also films on the lot and I love the show … I saw Lea Michele just walking to her trailer and I was like, ‘That’s the girl from ‘Glee.’ I’ve got to go ask for her autograph!’ So I walked up to her and asked for her autograph, but she walked by and a guy came and said, ‘Sorry, now’s not a good time!’ … I had to walk all the way back to the car wearing what I was wearing. I was practically crying on the way home. I was so sad! But she’s beautiful and she has an amazing voice.”

— “True Grit” star Hailee Steinfeld on her fan fail with Lea Michele. Way to break a young star’s heart, Lea. I bet she feels like an ass now. Not to worry, Hailee. You’re already more famous than Lea. She should be begging for your autograph. [Celebitchy] Keep reading »

Can You Guess The Celebrity Circus Freak?

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While they may look picture-perfect to us, celebs have imperfections too and it makes them all the more endearing. Click through to see if you can match the celebrity to their, err, strange feature. If their careers don’t work out, there’s always the circus. And I say that in the most sensitive way possible. I love the circus.

The Suicide Girls Suicide Prevention Hotline


What would happen if the Suicide Girls ran a suicide prevention hotline? Uh, sadly, a lot of people would probably die. Hot girls making out with each other does not save lives. Or does it? [Funny Or Die] Keep reading »

Do You Have An Embarrassing Ex?

I was cruising around Facebook yesterday and discovered that one of my friends is randomly friends with an ex of mine. My first impulse was to message her and ask how she knew him, but I stopped myself. I was too embarrassed to even admit that I dated him. In fact, I never admit it to anyone. Keep reading »

14 Celebrity Weight Loss Spokeswomen

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Look out Weight Watchers, NutriSystem, Slim Fast, and Jenny Craig — Jessica Simpson is coming for ya. After all of her jaw-flapping about loving herself and inner beauty blah blah blah, Jess is allegedly looking to become a weight loss spokesperson so she can kill two birds with one stone: get thin for her second wedding and reconnect with her core audience. Why am I not surprised? Click through to see some more famous ladies who have shilled weight loss programs. [Celebitchy]
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