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Hot Links: Meet Michelle Pfeiffer’s Daughter Who We Didn’t Know Existed

  • I didn’t even know Michelle Pfeiffer had a daughter. But apparently she does. [Too Fab]
  • On the other hand, we totally knew Jessica Simpson has a daughter. The mere sight of baby Maxwell inspires tears. At least that’s what Jessica says on Twitter. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
  • Happy Birthday, kid! Um, so, yeah, you can hire an evil clown to stalk your child and scare the crap out of it. How thoughtful! [Huffington Post]
  • You bought a gift for your mom (hopefully not the evil clown) … but what about his? [Your Tango]
  • Butt dialing 911 is a like, a big problem. [Newser] Keep reading »

Women Are Turned On By The Eiffel Tower, Men By The White House

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Fun with data about sexual fantasies! A new survey found that 33 percent of American women have had a sexual fantasy which took place at the Eiffel Tower. Can you blame them? It’s a sexy structure. Fun fact: Some woman was so taken with the the Eiffel Tower that she married it. Her name is Erika La Tour Eiffel. She consummated her marriage by straddling the tower naked. So hands off, ladies.   Keep reading »

11 Stars Who’ve Played Hookers With Hearts Of Gold

Nicole Scherzinger will officially be cleansed of her girl group roots. The former Pussycat Doll singer has signed on to star as history’s most famous prostitute, Mary Magdalene, in the rock opera “Jesus Christ Superstar,” which is set to open this summer at London’s O2 arena. Sounds like it will be a spiritual experience. Mary Magdalene was the original hooker with a heart of gold, but click through to see more stars who’ve taken on this archetypal role. [Gossip Cop]

11 Foodkinis You Probably Shouldn’t Swim In, But Can Definitely Snack On

I don’t know about you, but being out in the sun for long stretches of time makes me very, very hungry. I would happily consider wearing a bikini that would both protect me from the sun and from hunger. So what if I can’t wear it while I swim? At least I won’t have to pack a sandwich. This pizzakini is perfect for poolside tanning and snacking — two of my favorite summer activities. Click through to see some more fabulous foodkinis. [The Clearly Dope]

Be My Boyfriend: Guy With Tattooed Shoes

Be My BF: Spreadsheet Guy
This guy made a spreadsheet of all his Match.com dates. Read More »
Be My BF: Gumball Guy
He made the world's largest gumball out of Nicorette. Read More »
Be My BF: Felony Guy
10 felonies in 9 hours ... impressive. Read More »
Be My BF: Bacon Guy
This dude ate a burger with 1,050 pieces of bacon. Watch »

Dear Guy With Permanent Converse,

I don’t know who you are, but you may be my sole mate. What an innovative idea it was to get shoes tattooed on your feet! Just think, you’ll never be refused service at a fast food joint or a gas station ever again. Bonus points for choosing Converse. It speaks to your practical nature as Chucks never go out of style. And talk about commitment. Clearly you have no hangups in that department. I don’t know what kind of shoes I would want on my feet forever. Maybe heels so I’d never have to wear them again? It’s important for you to know that if you asked me to tattoo shoes on my feet, I would. We could roam the world together, barefoot (kind of).

Yours,

Ami Angelowicz

Wilson Phillips Talks Douching, Their New Reality Show

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You heard what Chynna Phillips said: Douching twice a year helps create better flora in your vaginal cavity.  But she only brought up the topic of douching to get you to pay attention to the trio’s new reality show aptly titled “Wilson Phillips Still Holding On.” When you use a random risqué topic to shamelessly promote your new TV series, it’s heretofore known as “douching.” It’s like shooting the show up the public’s vagina so that we’re sterile and ready for it. So, yeah, Wilson Phillips is hardcore douching their new show. And yes, of course I plan to watch. [Buzzfeed]

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