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Khloe Kardashian Is In Kontrol

Khloe Kardashian experiments with fetish gear on the cover of YRB magazine. I’m scared. And she looks hungry. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

The Top 10 Argument Triggers For Couples

According to a new study, bathroom behaviors are to blame for triggering the majority of couples’ average of 312 fights a year, with kitchen cleanliness coming in a close second. If you think couples are fighting — most often on Thursdays at 8:00pm for approximately ten minutes — about meaningful stuff like sex, money, parenting, and core values, think again. The study,aptly conducted by Betterbathrooms.com, found that for the 3,000 adults surveyed, it’s the little things that happen in the potty room, like hair in the shower drain, that cause the biggest fights. I don’t know about you, but hair in the drain really does send me into a rage. I also hate when the toilet paper roll is facing the wrong direction. Purely maddening. After the jump, the top 10 things that set couples off. What little things make you go postal on your SO? Feel free to get them off your chest in the comments. Keep reading »

Lamar Odom Demystifies Male Commitment Phobia

“Men, most of the time our goal is to have what we want when it comes to women … Most men like more than one woman. A lot of them would not want to admit that because that might not be cool, right? Most people don’t want to get married. Being married, that’s a responsibility. I always used to tell that to women. I don’t want a girlfriend because that means I’ve got a responsibility. I have a responsibility to call you. I have a responsibility not to be with another woman. I have a responsibility to be there on time when you need me. With her I was like, If I do what I normally do, I’m going to lose her. And if I lose her, I think it’s going to hurt a lot. Right then and there I knew. We were together every day.”

Lamar Odom in Playboy on how he knew Khloe Kardashian was the lady he wanted to commit to. This makes more sense to me than most explanations men have given in the past about why commitment is so difficult for them. I think perhaps men look at responsibility in a more black and white way than women do. Part of being a woman, for me, is being accustomed to juggling my responsibilities and knowing that they change and evolve as I do. I don’t see having another person in my life as a responsibility, I see it as a gift. And I don’t need to be threatened with losing someone to realize it. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’m Back On The Market

While Amelia is beginning her dating sabbatical, I am just putting mine to bed. Well, bed may not be the right word. Last August, I too threw in the towel, and it turned out to be one of the best decisions I ever made. Keep reading »

13 Celebrity Moms Breastfeeding

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A New Dating Site Featuring Seamen


I woke up this morning and thought, “Why date a boy with a car when I can have a man with a boat?” Meaning my heart’s desire is to date a seaman. While I would be willing to travel many a great nautical mile to find oh captian my captain, SeaCaptainDate.com, will bring the seamen to me. Pros: 1) My preferred form of communication is message in a bottle. 2) I like men in white hats. Cons: 1) Scurvy. 2) Pirates. Forget the cons! Ahoy! I shall go make my profile now. I think I’ll make my screen name SirenSeahorse78. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

In Case You Were Wondering What Your New Zodiac Sign Is

Last week we all freaked out when we learned our Zodiac signs had all potentially changed due to a shift in the heavens. [Don't worry, according to Susan Miller and our own Kiki T, they haven't. --] I can now rest assured knowing I am officially a Bag on the cusp of Shrimp Cocktail. [effington] Keep reading »

Amy Sedaris Teaches Us How To Roast A Weenie

There’s more than one way to roast a wiener. Amy Sedaris shows us how in this demo of one of her unorthodox weenie preparation methods from her book Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People. AND I humbly request to come back in my next life as her. [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

12 Celebrity Men Gettin’ Girly

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We love a man who is in touch with his feminine side. But sometimes manscara, man-skirts, hair extensions, murses, mani-pedis, or manscaping make a sexy man into a raging metrosexual. It’s a fine line. And celebs are no exception. Click through to see some celebrity men gettin’ girly.

Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Get “The Bachelor”

“You know what I find fascinating? ‘The Bachelor.’ I was mesmerized by how these girls, they meet this guy, they have three dates together or something, and they’re weeping as though they’ve just lost the love of their life. I don’t understand that.”

Jennifer Aniston waxes poetic about “The Bachelor” in the February issue of Allure. I don’t understand “The Bachelor” either, Jen. All these beautiful women battle it out like feral cats over an emotionally stunted douche? WTF. But it’s like crack. I can’t stop watching. I think the fact that producers lock all these women in a house and feed them alcohol 24/7 contributes to the perpetuation of the insane female stereotype. I might fall in love under those conditions as well. I’d like to believe that most of those women are not as embarrassing in their real lives. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

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