Ami Angelowicz

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Now Available For Purchase: The Walk Of Shame Kit

A new “Walk Of Shame” kit includes everything you need for the morning after. Wouldn’t that have been helpful in college. [PopSugar Love&Sex]
The best part of St. Patty’s day are all the drunk people screwing in dumpsters. [Huffington Post]
In their new podcast, “Guys We Fucked,” comedians Corinne Fisher and Krystyna…

Ami Angelowicz / March 18, 2014

No Need To Fear, Courtney Love Found The Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight

Even thought the world’s greatest scientists (and witch doctors) can’t seem figure out what happened to Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370, Courtney Love believes she has solved the mystery.

Of course she has, she’s Courtney Love! In true form, the rock star has been blowing up twitter with what she believes are satellite image…

Ami Angelowicz / March 18, 2014

A Guy’s “Ideal Day” Would Include 4 Hours And 19 Minutes Of Sex

Thanks to a survey conducted by Unilever Deodorants, we now know that men are — surprise!– terribly unrealistic when it comes to time management. We also learned that more than half of guys under the age of 34 suffer from serious FOMO, that  lots of dudes text while pooping and that they make to-do lists

Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2014

Attention All Non-Virgins: Jessa Duggar Thinks You’re A Big Slut

“We’ve set our guidelines really high, and people will not understand that. They’ll be like, ‘That’s weird. How are you going to show you really love the guy if you’re not having sex with him before marriage?’ But that’s where we purpose in this stage of our relationship to focus on building strong communication because…

Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2014

Man Rents His Apartment On AirBNB, Returns To $67K In Damages And An Orgy (NSFW)

Comedian Ari Teman found no humor in the state of his apartment when he returned after renting it out to a verified user on AirBNB. Tenman claims he left his keys on Friday afternoon with a man named David Carter who said he needed a place his in-laws could stay for a weekend wedding. Tenma…

Ami Angelowicz / March 17, 2014

A Supercut Of Domino’s Pizza Complaints Set To Footage Of Starving People

YouTube user Stuntbear came up with a brilliant way to raise money for UNHCR, the UN Refugee Agency. They took all of the complaints from the Domino’s Pizza Australia Facebook page and put them against footage of people enduring real hardships like starvation, disease, war and natural disasters, with a prompt to donate money to…

Ami Angelowicz / March 16, 2014

A Breakdown Of How Pimps Spend Their Money

A new report conducted by the Urban Institute on the economics of sex work in the United States turned up some interesting results in the financial life of a pimp. The Institute interviewed imprisoned former pimps and asked them how they allocated their funds. The graph above reflects the percentage that participating pimps reported spending…

Ami Angelowicz / March 15, 2014

Ideas For Celebrating Steak And A Blowjob Day — Plus, Playboy Model Suing Over Butt Injury

You were probably so busy celebrating Pi Day that you forgot it was Steak And A Blowjob Day. Silly you. [College Candy]
It’s a long story, but a Playboy model was using her ass as a human golf tee and got injured. Now she’s suing. [Newser]
This woman has had quite a…

Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2014

The Frat Boys Who Broke Into Sea World To Take Selfies With Shamu Clearly Did Not See “Blackfish”

The five frat boys from the University of Houston who broke into Sea World San Antonio clearly did not see the documentary “Blackfish,” a film about the park’s orca whales and all the people they injured or killed in captivity. Otherwise, there’s no way in hell they would have scaled the walls in the middle…

Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2014

Life Dream Status: Scrabble Is Crowdsourcing A New Word

Good news,word nerds. For the first time in nearly a decade, Scrabble has decided to add a new word to their official player’s dictionary. Even better news: they are letting players choose that word. From now until March 28, you can visit Hasbro Game Night’s Facebook page and and enter your word in the #ScrabbleWordShowdown.

Ami Angelowicz / March 14, 2014

“First Sniff:” A Parody Of That Strangers Kissing Video, But With Dogs

That very moving video of 20 strangers kissing for the first time turned out to be a clothing ad, and the kissers turned out to actors and models. I can absolutely guarantee that this parody video made by the website Mother London contains no ulterior motives or hidden agendas. “First Sniff” is just 20 dogs,…

Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2014

Cosmopolitan Blogger Experiments With Using Pizza As A “Sex Toy”

Cosmo is well on its way to owning the “food/sex experimentation” beat. First, Anna Breslaw attempted to masturbate on the NYC subway while eating a gyro, and now Mark Shrayber tried to use pizza as a “sex toy.” (At least it happened in the privacy of his own home.) The phrase “pizza as a sex…

Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2014

Louisiana Lingerie Store Is Now Accepting Food Stamps For Edible Underwear

Kiss My Lingerie, a specialty adult shop in Gonzales, Louisiana, has posted a sign on it’s door indicating that it accepts most credit cards and EBT cards, which is federal-issued card for welfare and food stamps. The owner of the store says she began accepting EBT cards, better known as Louisiana Purchase cards, eight month…

Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2014

Starring In “Hedwig And The Angry Inch” Is Bringing Up All Sorts Of “Homophobic Insecurities” For Neil Patrick Harris

“Hedwig is bringing up a lot of super insecure things within me. I have never thought drag was intoxicating, I’ve never had a fun drunken Halloween in drag, never been in heels, really. I’ve lived my whole life being attracted by masculinity — it’s why I like guys. I’m not a super effete person, and…

Ami Angelowicz / March 13, 2014

Precocious 3-Year-Old Pleads His Case For A Cupcake, Calls His Mother By Her First Name

I think we can all agree that this future lawyer deserves a cupcake for his debate efforts, not a “pow pow” in his butt. Seriously, I would hire him. He had me at “OK, Linda, honey, look at this.” How could you say no to that? [Daily Picks & Flicks]…

Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

Macklemore Doesn’t Want Women To Have To Pee & Poop On Messy Toilet Seats Anymore

Macklemore feels so connected to the plight of women — having to pee and poop on toilet seats soiled by slovenly men — that he wrote an instructional, reggae style rap about how dudes can have better aim in the bathroom. His Instagram video, set against the backdrop of a toilet full of his pee,…

Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

Is No Salad Safe? Woman Finds A Lizard In Her Lunch

Since hearing about the woman who found a frog in her Pret A Manger salad, I always inspect my greenery thoroughly before eating. But I’m starting to think that no salad is safe now that another woman has come forward claiming that she found a lizard arm and leg in her lunch at yet another…

Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

The 10 Absolute Worst Things I’ve Done For Money

It’s completely normal and natural to complain about your job, even to hate it at times. When you spend 40+ hours a week doing anything, it doesn’t matter what, you’re going to have your own special brand of grievances — from the fact that your boss wants you to fax every email she receives while…

Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

Coming Soon To Your TV: Couples Having Sex In A Box

Leave it to the Brits to come up with the most out-of-the-box (well, actually, in-the-box) concept for a reality TV show. And leave it to the Americans to steal the idea. WE  has announced that it will produce its own version of the British show, “Sex Box.” It’s just what it sounds like. Couples who…

Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Made A Sex Spreadsheet — Just Wait ‘Til You See Who’s On It

According to the latest issue of In Touch, one drunken eve at the Beverly Hills Hotel, Lindsay Lohan made a list of all 36 of her famous, sexual conquests to impress her friends. Yes, because making a list of all the famous people you’ve fucked is the best way to impress people. An anonymous source…

Ami Angelowicz / March 12, 2014

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