Nothing makes a lady feel as sexy as being told that her vagina is like a shark. In this funny vaginal education video, we learn that part of our natural vag lube has the same ingredient found in sharks’ livers. Awesome! I would like to thank this video for making me terrified of my own ladyflower. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
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Your Vagina Is Like A Shark
Nothing makes a lady feel as sexy as being told that her vagina is like a shark. In this funny vaginal education video, we learn that part of our natural vag lube has the same ingredient found in sharks’ livers. Awesome! I would like to thank this video for making me terrified of my own ladyflower. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
Once Bitten, Twice Shy
It’s hard to pose for a family photo after a barracuda tries to eat off your arm. Luckily, Koral Wira will recover from her fishing trip gone awry. She should totally mount that sucker on her wall. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »
8 Lessons Paris Hilton Should Take From Stars Who Broke Into The Music Biz
arrives at premiere of Oxygen’s New Docu-Series “The World According To Paris” at Tropicana Bar at The Hollywood Roosevelt on May 17, 2011 in Los Angeles, California.
Snooki Steals The “Jersey Shore” Season 2 Premiere
“Jersey Shore” is back bitches! Here’s the Cliff’s Notes: People are road trippin’ to Miami, Angelina is trying to show her slutty side, Sammi and Ronnie are “single” but continue to fight,The Situation and Pauly D are still egomaniacs, J-WoWW looks like a porn star, Vinny is holding out for quality chicks to bang, and naturally Obama implemented the tanning tax just to spite them all. But can we talk about how I fell in love with Snooki all over again? Like when she said that “eating fried pickles was a life-changing experience.” I couldn’t agree more. Frickles (fried + pickles) just so happens to be my favorite food. BuzzFeed pulled together some of the best moments from last night’s premiere, and all of mine involved Snooki, the little show-stopper. More of my favorite Snooki quotes after the jump. Keep reading »
It’s “American Idol”-geddon!
Today, July 30, will forever be known as D-Day in “American Idol” land. I’m reeling, trying to make sense of what the heck happened in the last 24 hours that has very likely demolished my favorite guilty pleasure competition show. Can things ever be the same again? I fear not. After the jump, the demise of “Idol” as we know it, play by bloody play. Keep reading »
Improve Your Stroke With The Count Machine Onahole
Now men can combine two of their favorite things: masturbation and competitive sports! The Count Machine Onahole is a revolutionary new masturbation device that keeps track of the number of strokes, calories burned, and the total time it takes for the user to achieve orgasm. For just $123 you can insert your throbbing member into a synthetic, plastic vag, attach the counting device, and pump away while the clock runs. And then, do it again and see if you can beat your best SPM (strokes per minute). The current record is held by a porn star who clocked in at 426 SPM. Beat that, guys! Literally. Beat it. [Weird Asia News] Keep reading »
Sex Facts To Bust Out At Tonight’s Party
I’m going to be honest with you. Knowing the proper term for armpit sex—it’s called Axillism, dummy!—totally made my day. I was also pretty stoked to know that a regular sex session burns about 200 calories, that socks can actually prevent orgasms, that Republicans are kinkier than Democrats, and that tights pants are one of the leading causes of impotence. More crazy sex facts that will make yours after the jump. [Online Schools]
The Hunks Of Club Fantasy
The weekend is almost upon us and my secret wish is to find a man to dance with. In my fantasies, he is wearing a fur loin cloth and boots or nerd glasses or maybe even leather chaps. Yeah! Chaps! And we are swaying to ’80s synth rock on a checkered dance floor at a place called Club Fantasy and it smells like, uh, protein. And there is a woman in a blond wig narrating the whole thing. Wait! Someone stole my fantasy and made it into a video? There is a God after all. How do I contact these men I would like to dance with and see if they’re free this weekend? [Everything Is Terrible]
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Hot Girls Playing With Balls
Hot girls playing with balls? What’s not to like? Hence, the creation of a new weekly event in New York called “Models vs. Models” where ladies from different agencies around the city get together and battle each other in ping pong while dudes watch and drink beer. A very “fun” concept in and of itself. When interviewed about ping pong, all of the models reported basically the same thing, “It’s fun and hard.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. Wait a second. Is this just so guys can look at their butts when they bend down to pick up the balls? [NY Post] Keep reading »
All About Matt Long, The Newest Ad Man On “Mad Men”
Was anyone else wondering about Joey Baird, Sterling Cooper Draper Price’s latest hire? You know, the cute, new copywriter doing all of that “John and Marsha” business with Peggy Olson? I did a little stalking research on the newest employee, uh, actor. After the jump, what we know about Matt Long of “Mad Men” so far. Keep reading »
