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11 Cases Of On-Set Co-Star Beef

Art may be imitating life on the set of “Mad Men.” According to Star magazine, January Jones has an issue with Jessica Pare. “January is furious because she pretty much had no story line this season, not to mention that she had to wear a fat suit!” a source told Star. “Meanwhile, Jessica is an overnight sensation. … January is so completely jealous that she has been treating Jessica like complete crap.”  If this is indeed true (and I have no trouble imagining it could be), it explains why they only had one scene together this season. No wonder it was so uncomfortable to watch — it was real. Well … maybe. [Celebitchy]

These two are hardly the first co-stars in history who couldn’t stand working together. Egos have been around forever. Click on to see more celebs who (allegedly) had major beef on set.

Kelly And Christina Feud
Kelly Osbourne in Glamour magazine photo
Just stop talking shit about each other already! Read More »

“Hot Dog Hooker” Shows Up To Her Sentencing In A Bikini

Hot Dog Hooker
She offers a wiggle with your wiener. Watch »
Getting Tanning Mom
We're starting to understand Tanning Mom. Read More »
Hot Dog Hooker shows up to court in a bikini!

My respect to the Hot Dog Hooker (or Stripper, depending on whether or not you believe her story), Catherine Scalia, who showed up to court today with a bikini under her clothes and a package of hot dogs down her pants. Why? Oh, because she says she wants to “waste no time getting back to work.” That’s the spirit. Get right back on that hot dog truck. She is obviously very confident in her innocence. Even though she plead guilty to one count of prostitution, Scalia is sticking with her story. She maintains that she was offering nothing more than lap dances, that she was only serving wieners, not stroking them. Scalia has served five days in jail already and faces seven more, but could find her sentence reduced if she agrees to a psychiatric evaluation. I would love to be a fly on the the wall for that. Stay tuned to find out if she’ll be back in her truck and offering a “wiggle with your wiener” later today. I’m still dreaming of a reality show with her and Tanning Mom. How can we make that happen? [ABC]

Just Snooki Walking An Inflatable Penguin

Snooki's Pregnant!
And engaged. Oh, dear. Read More »
I Love "Jersey Shore"
A self-proclaimed smart girl on why she loves the Seaside Heights gang. Read More »
JWoww Defies Gravity
With her new stick-on bikini collection! Read More »
Snooki Talks Booze
Snooki knows she's a freakin' alcoholic. Read More »

If this picture is any indication, Snooki is totally going to be one of those mothers who puts her kid on a leash. [Photo: INFDaily]

This Week In Sex: Octomom’s First Porno Pics & Sex Tips From The Ladies At The Bunny Ranch

"Daddy" in bed?
To say it or not to say it ... in bed. Read More »
Meet James Deen
James Deen photo
He's a porn star and Lilo's latest co-star. Read More »
Unsexy Clothing
You don't want to be wearing these things when you get laid unexpectedly. Read More »
  • We don’t feel bad for Octomom, but we sure do feel bad for her 14 kids. Look, or look away, but here are the pics of her pleasuring herself on her first pornographic photo shoot. [Huffington Post]
  • In case you hadn’t noticed, sex toys are pricey these days. Here’s a chance to win a nice one for you and your S.O. Woot! [Em&Lo]
  • These super annoying things may prevent you from getting laid tonight. Don’t let them! [The Stir]
  • Lingerie … yay or nay? A man weighs in. I say if he wants me to wear the fancy stuff, he pays. Otherwise it’s all American Eagle Outfitters all the time, baby. [College Candy]
  • Here are some sex tips from the (legal) sex workers at the Bunny Ranch. Starting with the suggestion that women always give oral. [iVillage] Keep reading »

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Crashed A Church Dressed As The Devil

Vagina!
An open letter to the Michigan state reps who are offended by the word. Read More »
Be My BF: Tree Guy
A misogynist tree remover. Dreamy! Watch »
Be My BF: Cat Helicopter
This guy turned his dead cat into a helicopter. Whoa. Read More »

Dear Devil Impersonator,

They have not revealed your identity, but aren’t you quite the little shit starter. I wonder what gave you the idea to put on a devil costume and try to crash a confirmation service at a church in northern Africa. Granted, you were arrested before you made it into the church and charged with disturbing the peace, but your idea was creative, albeit offensive. I like to give my potential suitors the benefit of the doubt. So, I am choosing to believe that you are just a man in need a more appropriate outlet for your creative rebellion. I have a proposal for you, Devil Boy: Come to our country, dress up as a vagina and rattle those Michigan House Republicans who think speaking the word on the floor is as offensive as entering a church dressed as the devil.

I look forward to hearing back from you.

Best,

Ami Angelowicz

Caption This: Human Water Balloons

I found this picture in a Buzzfeed post about swimming tips with the caption “Don’t be afraid to improvise.” Go ahead, come up with something funnier. I know you can. Have at it, vaginas! [Buzzfeed]

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