Art may be imitating life on the set of “Mad Men.” According to Star magazine, January Jones has an issue with Jessica Pare. “January is furious because she pretty much had no story line this season, not to mention that she had to wear a fat suit!” a source told Star. “Meanwhile, Jessica is an overnight sensation. … January is so completely jealous that she has been treating Jessica like complete crap.” If this is indeed true (and I have no trouble imagining it could be), it explains why they only had one scene together this season. No wonder it was so uncomfortable to watch — it was real. Well … maybe. [Celebitchy]
These two are hardly the first co-stars in history who couldn’t stand working together. Egos have been around forever. Click on to see more celebs who (allegedly) had major beef on set.
My respect to the Hot Dog Hooker (or Stripper, depending on whether or not you believe her story), Catherine Scalia, who showed up to court today with a bikini under her clothes and a package of hot dogs down her pants. Why? Oh, because she says she wants to “waste no time getting back to work.” That’s the spirit. Get right back on that hot dog truck. She is obviously very confident in her innocence. Even though she plead guilty to one count of prostitution, Scalia is sticking with her story. She maintains that she was offering nothing more than lap dances, that she was only serving wieners, not stroking them. Scalia has served five days in jail already and faces seven more, but could find her sentence reduced if she agrees to a psychiatric evaluation. I would love to be a fly on the the wall for that. Stay tuned to find out if she’ll be back in her truck and offering a “wiggle with your wiener” later today. I’m still dreaming of a reality show with her and Tanning Mom. How can we make that happen? [ABC]
If this picture is any indication, Snooki is totally going to be one of those mothers who puts her kid on a leash. [Photo: INFDaily]
Dear Devil Impersonator,
They have not revealed your identity, but aren’t you quite the little shit starter. I wonder what gave you the idea to put on a devil costume and try to crash a confirmation service at a church in northern Africa. Granted, you were arrested before you made it into the church and charged with disturbing the peace, but your idea was creative, albeit offensive. I like to give my potential suitors the benefit of the doubt. So, I am choosing to believe that you are just a man in need a more appropriate outlet for your creative rebellion. I have a proposal for you, Devil Boy: Come to our country, dress up as a vagina and rattle those Michigan House Republicans who think speaking the word on the floor is as offensive as entering a church dressed as the devil.
I look forward to hearing back from you.
I found this picture in a Buzzfeed post about swimming tips with the caption “Don’t be afraid to improvise.” Go ahead, come up with something funnier. I know you can. Have at it, vaginas! [Buzzfeed]