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Derek J Is The New Miss J

If you haven’t been watching the new Oxygen reality show “Hair Battle Spectacular,” I suggest you correct that right away. In case you need any further enticing other than a contestant named Minista (she is actually an ordained minister), I offer up the show’s star judge, Derek J, the Queen of the fantasy hair world. Keep reading »

WTF Video: Do Not Want Skittles From A Giraffe Peen

The Skittles ad execs must have been really high when they came up with this Russian commercial. You must watch it, but here is the plot … roughly. A giraffe eats a rainbow, a Rasta man milks the giraffe, Skittles come out of the giraffe’s peen or udders or whatever and into the bucket for all of us consumers to eat. Ewwww! That’s not a rainbow I ever want to taste. [The Daily What]
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Quotable: Pee Wee Herman Didn’t Slap The Salami

“Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her nondominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn’t have been me.”

Paul Reubens, aka Pee Wee Herman, talks to Playboy about his 1991 arrest for playing with himself in public [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

A Nightclub Bans “Fat Girls”

Club Muzique, a Montreal nightclub, recently posted a message on its Facebook page that had some women kind of pissed. Yeah, I would say “NO FAT GIRLS ALLOWED!!!!!!” borders on extremely offensive, wouldn’t you? Keep reading »

Nerd Girl Porn: Sexy Silver Foxes

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My hot, older crush John Slattery, aka Roger Sterling on “Mad Men,” turns 48 today. Happy Birthday, Mr. Sterling! What a silver fox. I’d be more than thrilled to be his secretary at Sterling Cooper Draper Price. After the jump, some more men that make us say, “Go gray or go home!”

Need A Light?

Hey, it gets dark down there. Kind of like going spelunking or mining. Your dude may need you to shed some light on the subject. [The Daily What] Keep reading »

15 Famous Southpaws

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Happy International Left-Handers Day! As a proud member of the southpaw tribe, I thought I’d take this opportunity to pay tribute to some of the most famous lefties. Our very own lefty-in-chief, Barack Obama signs all official documents with his left hand. After the jump, a few more super famous southpaws. But really, there are too many of us to count. Yeah, we rock.

Paris Hilton Is Getting Sued For Not Wearing Hair Extensions

In Paris Hilton‘s world, it is a crime to leave home without your hair extensions. Ms. Hilton has been slapped with a $3.5 million lawsuit by Hairtech International for neglecting to meet her obligations to promote their Dream Catcher Hair Extensions. Amazing name, by the way. Keep reading »

Please, Jessica Simpson, Don’t Propose!

Jessica Simpson may be not-so-subtly nudging her new dude, Eric Johnson, to the altar. In addition to taking him on lavish trips and letting him crash at her place, she allegedly just purchased a $50,000 three carat emerald cut ring just so he would know that she doesn’t care that he’s too broke to get married. Easy there, Jess. Even if you end up buying the ring and being the breadwinner in the relationship, we really hope that you’ll at least wait until the poor dude is totally on board before you propose to him. [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some famous women who proposed to their men. Keep reading »

New Bizarre Fetish: Women With Swords

I’m not quite sure I understand this new trend of women posing for glamour shots while holding swords. Like this woman, who looks off wistfully anon for her knight in shining armor while cradling the hilt of her favorite dagger. Oh Lady Guinevere, put it back in its sheath! I guess this is like the medieval version of packing heat?

More pics of women randomly posing with swords after the jump.
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