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MVPs Of Pride 2012

Every year, I make it a priority to attend NYC’s Pride Parade. Why? Well, because I am a proud ally, and while the gay community always shows up big for the event, sometimes I feel like not enough allies come out to support it. Also, it is, in my humble opinion, the most fun event of the year. But I don’t just go because I support the legalization of gay marriage in all 50 states. It’s much more than that. I’m there to support diversity, tolerance and individuality. It’s the one place where any person (gender, sexuality and race be damned!) can go and count on 100 percent acceptance. Wear what you want to wear, act how you want to act, be completely who you are, and everyone will not only embrace you, they will applaud you. It’s a celebration of self. And I enthusiastically support that. Here’s a picture my friend snapped of me doing me. Click through for some pics of the my favorite people at Pride this year.

Gay History
These gay and lesbian couples were proud. Read More »

An Open Letter To The Pigeon Who Pooped On My Head

An Open Letter...
mean crazy bitch photo
...to the guy who called me crazy. Read More »
Open Letter
Dear Man Who Wears A Monocle... Read More »
Open Letter To Seventeen
Blogger Tavi takes the mag to task over an ugly cover line. Read More »

Dear Pigeon Who Relieved Itself On My Head,

My scalp is not your toilet! Do you have any idea what it’s like to have have some good morning mojo going, to be steps away from arriving to work ON TIME (I’m not a morning person) only to be shit on by a winged rat? It sucks. I was rounding the corner to my office building, listening to Astral Weeks by Van Morrison, trying to feel a vague sense of well-being and spiritual connectedness when you dropped your load on my head. I prayed that the warm mess in my hair was just a big raindrop. But it was not raining. I put my finger in it and my nightmare came true. I ran into the nearest deli with a shit smear on my finger. I rode the elevator with your pigeon-y poop on my hand. People looked at me. I’m sure they smelled me. Or should I say, YOU. Keep reading »

I Want To Go To There: The Lavender City

Louis' Train
Louis Vuitton has a custom train. Read More »
Chocolate Hotel Room
oompa loompas photo
Booking a reservation NOW! Read More »
Self-Making Bed
This bed makes itself!!!! Watch »

This place really exists, and you don’t have to go over the rainbow to find it. You just have to hop a plane to Hokkaido, Japan. Just slightly easier than getting knocked out by a tornado and having a vivid hallucination. This is a visual representation of what my inner landscape looked like before that pigeon pooped on my head. Now I am trying to get back to here. Surely, no pigeons live in the his purple place. [Reddit]

Caption This: A SpongeBob Glamour Shot

Caption This: Balloons
An alternative to a swimming pool. Read More »
Caption This: Snackz
Where can we get some Homegirl Potato Chips? Read More »

I’m wondering, what’s the message he’s trying to communicate here? That he lives in the city of Bikini Bottom? He wishes! OK. Your turn. Give me one-liners. [justaboyx]

The Daily Ovulation: Kindergarteners “Vogue” With Panache

Mini Prince
Stop it. Just, stop. Read More »
PS22 "We Found Love"
PS22 chorus tackles Rihanna. Watch »
Little Ghostbuster
Who ya gonna call? Read More »
THE DAILY OVULATION
Kindergarteners perform Madonna's "Vogue"

I believe Voguing should be required kinder curriculum. A shout out to Mr. Avina and his class for their impressive rendition of Madonna’s “Vogue.”  Here was Mr. Avina’s take on the kindergartners performance:

“The parents adored it. You know, these kids come into school singing songs like ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It,’ so you know they are very capable of learning pop songs. By the end of the year, the nursery rhyme kiddie songs become a bit mind-numbing, so I wanted to teach them a pop song that I loved (and this was the result). When your expectations are high, your kids meet them.”

I couldn’t agree more. [Buzzfeed]

This Week In Sex: Meet Your Porn Star Doppelgänger & How To Have Sex On An Airplane

"On The Road" (NSFW)
K-Stew is topless, giving a double handjob in "On The Road." Watch »
The Sex-Retary Effect
Some thoughts on circumstantial hotness. Read More »
This Is Not A Mushroom
It's a fleshlight. But some people in China thought it was a mushroom. Watch »
  • You knew you had a porn star name (your first pet’s name + the street you live on) but you did you know that you have a porn star doppelgänger? Find out what he/she looks like. Here is Kim Kardashian’s XXX look-a-like. Her name is Sienna West. [Huffington Post]
  • Life can get really busy. Or maybe you are a morning person and he’s a night owl. Whatever the reason, if you and your partner are having trouble coordinating times for sex, here are some ideas for you. Yes, you can hire a sexsitter. But is that really what you want to call your babysitter? [The Stir]
  • Did you ruin it by hopping in the sack with him too soon? An advice columnist weighs in. [Em & Lo]
  • In Israel, people are using an erotic stimulant called “honey sex” and it may be dangerous. And no, it has nothing to do with licking honey off your partner’s body. [Huffington Post]
  • Sex toy newbies, here are some recommendations for you. Cough, cough. Hitachi magic wand. [Your Tango] Keep reading »
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