Because I am committed to bringing you the most current and up-to-date genital slang, I feel obligated to share. My friend (who shall remain nameless) was at work yesterday when a female co-worker was checking out her camel toe. Weird … yes. After staring at her crotch for a full minute, the co-worker said to her, “Damn, girl! You have a buff bay!” Naturally, my friend had no idea what this meant. Have you heard it before? I certainly have not. Apparently a “buff bay” is a slang term for a fat, juicy vagina. I have confirmed this information on Urban Dictionary, the premiere source for all genital slang. According to Urban Dictionary, the term originated in Hackney, London amongst a group of lads who hung out in The Pembury Estate between the years of 1989 to 2000. OK! And I was still grappling with the term “fat monkey.” So there it is. Buff bay. You’re welcome. Keep reading »
It’s only 9 a.m. — is it wrong that I feel like imbibing a Bloody Mary while I blog away? I’d like to think not. A drink before noon every once in a while is not such a bad thing, right? There are some fabulous females on television who make me feel A-OK about daytime drinking. According to them, any time of day is the right time of day for a cocktail. Carpe diem! It’s Happy Hour somewhere. After the jump, our favorite daytime drunks. That is said with the utmost love and respect, of course. Cheers!
“Now I use an electronic cigarette, I know it’s ridiculous, but it’s helping me not to actually smoke real cigarettes. You feel like you are smoking, and you get to exhale but it’s just water vapor and not nicotine. I’ve been doing it for six months. Smoking sucks!”
– Katherine Heigl on her electronic cigarette habit. Why is she even trying to pretend like she didn’t get the idea from Allison DuBois on her infamous episode of “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills“? At least Katherine realizes it’s ridiculous. Do I smell (well, they actually don’t smell) an emerging celebrity trend? E-cigs are the new cigarettes. Who’s gonna be puffing on one next? I heard Lindsay Lohan was trying to quit… [Huffington Post] Keep reading »