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UK Mayor Accidentally Dresses As A Penis For Olympic Parade

Let’s be frank here, this doesn’t look like a sausage costume, does it? Jill Makinson-Sanders, mayor of the English town of Louth, miscalculated when she took to the streets in this 8-foot-tall banger (that’s Brit speak for sausage) costume for the Olympic torch parade. And rightfully so, everyone mistook Sanders for a giant penis. “She didn’t carry the torch but when you saw her running down the street by the torch relay team nearby it really looked like she was wearing something obscene,” said Sandra Ellington, a resident of Louth. “Surely she could see that it looked more like a c**k. I can’t believe she could have been so stupid … she’s made the town a laughing stock,” added — rhymed! — another embarrassed resident. Oops. But Sanders is not apologizing. She defended her choice of attire saying, “I was not attending [the event] in my capacity as mayor.” You heard the lady. On her off time, she is free to do as she pleases. Read as: Dress up as a d**k. [Mirror UK]

Watch Pawdele’s “Digging In The Deep”

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A dog covers Adele's "Rolling In The Deep"

Meet Pawdele, the latest canine star to emerge from The Pet Collective. Enjoy her soul stirring rendition of Adele’s “Rolling in the Deep,” aptly renamed “Digging In The Deep.” This bitch’s performance is so convincing. I hope that Pawdele’s ex didn’t leave her for another man the way Adele’s did. [Buzzfeed]

This Week In Sex: Pictures From The Air Sex World Championships & Swedish Men Are Proud Of Their Chlamydia

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  • It’s that time of year again: time for the Air Sex World Championships. Want to see some pictures? Of course you do.[Huffington Post]
  • If you didn’t already gouge your eyes out looking at pictures/GIFs/videos of Octomom masturbating, then you can read this interview in which she says that schools should teach children masturbation. I mean, if she had learned about it at a younger age, she might not have 14 children. Am I right? [Huffington Post]
  • I’m loving this chain started on Reddit about the sluttiest things people have ever done. Some guy hooked up with multiple girls while dressed as an Oompa Loompa for Halloween. That’s amazing. I wonder if he was getting all those chicks because he was carrying chocolate on his person. That would be motivation enough for me. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Who Should Katie Holmes Date/Tom Cruise Hire Next?

Ding dong the alien husband is dead! Katie Holmes is free at last to roam the earth as a normal human woman again. Rejoice! Now that her marriage contract is up and she’s announced that she’s divorcing Tom, she’s available to date normal human men again. She could pick up right where she left off and go back to her former fiancé, Chris Klein. Only, in the time that she’s been fulfilling her wifely requirements, Chris has been racking up DUIs and stuff. So …probably not. And Tom? Well, we assume he’ll be putting out a help wanted ad for a young ingenue whose career needs a boost. Must love Scientology! After the jump, we have some suggestions for them. Keep reading »

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Yes, Wine Is On Your Diet

Wait. I hate the word “diet.” Let me try this again. Wine can be a happy part of your daily calorie intake if you choose for it to be. Everything is about moderation and alcohol is no exception. Just to be sure I’m not overdoing it on my wine, I’ll practice alcohol portion control with the 100-Calorie Wine Glass. Hey, it’s better than those giant glasses that hold an entire bottle. Or, if it’s one of those nights, I can fill this glass four to five times. I’ll play it by ear. [$10, 100 Calorie Wine Glass]

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I need all of my clothes to smell like Robert Downey Jr. [pilesofgoodandbad]

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