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Your Farts Will Never Smell Again!

Female Farts
Some common types of female farts. Read More »
Fart In A Jar
An open letter to the girl who sold her fart on Ebay. Read More »

There’s breaking news like Anderson Cooper coming out or ObamaCare being upheld by the Supreme Court, and then there’s breaking news that is way less important, but equally as impactful. For example, the revelation that there is a solution for the excessively gassy individuals of this great nation. Flat-D disposable fart deodorizers are the product that people with digestive disorders have been dreaming of. There is no cure for gas, but this product is a simple solution which will allow everyone to fart with confidence. Just place the pad inside your underwear and let your gaseous emissions activate the carbon in the Flat-D pad, which absorbs and masks fart odor. For additional flatulence support at work, you can purchase Flat-D chair pad. I know some people whose lives will be changed by the Flat-D, although I’m not mentioning any names. [Laughing Squid]

5 Tips For Giving A Kick Ass Wedding Speech

Wedding Survival Guide
It's wedding season! Here's how to get through it. Read More »
Wedding Hookups
bride and bridesmaid photo
Who you should sleep with at your next wedding. Read More »
Single At A Wedding
Three reasons why going to a wedding alone is good for your self-esteem. Read More »

Don’t fool yourself, if someone asks you to make a speech at their wedding, it’s important … that you don’t bomb. I know this from experience as I had to make a speech at my brother’s rehearsal dinner this past year. Luckily, it went off with out a hitch. But we’ve all been to those weddings where someone bungled the speech. You do not want to be that person. I was at one wedding where the maid of honor, drunk off bubbly, ran through a list of the most embarrassing guys the bride had dated. At another, a groomsmen had nothing planned and rambled on and on for at least 30 minutes. Or at least it seemed that way. Not okay!  Successful wedding speeches, while different, all have certain elements in common. And even though we all have varying degrees of comfort with public speaking, there are some tricks that will make your speech awesome no matter what. After the jump, some tips for making yours a hit.
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Mila Kunis Would Be Into Online Dating If She Weren’t Famous

Mila's Beauty
Mila Kunis is not conceited. Read More »
Mila Is A Trekkie
mila kunis photo
Amelia challenges Mila Kunis to a Trekkie trivia throwdown. Read More »
Mila's Metallic Shorts
Is this reflective look a hit or a miss? Read More »

“The internet has really changed the way people date. I just went to an OKCupid wedding. One of my really good friends met her fiancé on an OKCupid-style website. OKCupid’s really popular–all my girlfriends have joined. I love those sites. I go on and I pick the guys for my friends. I think it’s great … It’s online shopping! We all get together with our laptops and have a glass of wine. Then we message the guy … If I didn’t do what I do, I would do Internet dating instead of going out to bars. In two seconds I would. It makes so much more sense … No, [I don't date online]. Because, ultimately, what’s going to happen? I’ve never dated. I can say this honestly: I don’t know what it’s like to date. But also, how am I going to date? I’m not in one state long enough.”

Mila Kunis talks about dating in Glamour. As complicated as dating is for a Jane Doe like me, I image it would be eons more complicated for a star like Mila Kunis. But is she really meeting guys in bars? I doubt it. Just please let the rumors about her and Ashton Kutcher be completely false. She does say that 99 percent of what we read in the ‘bloids in bulls**t and calls it “bullying.” I am taking that to mean  that she’s not doing anything with Ashton. Phew. [Glamour]

Bust A Move: Wedding Dances From Around The World

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Sexy Snail Showering

Officer Hedgehog
This hedgehog is ready for battle. Read More »
Dog & Cat Love
This dog and cat have something weird going on. Watch »
This snail should be a stripper

Did I just call a snail sexy? Yes, I did. Ewwww! A personal all-time low. Anyhow, what I was trying to get at was the way the snail is moving around the water stream. It’s not unlike the way a stripper undulates around a pole. Fascinating. And so unsettling at the same time. [Buzzfeed]

The Subtext Of An Entire Relationship In 4 Minutes

Single Girls...
So cliche in the things they say! Watch »
Bad Dating Habits
Us ladies are not immune to fouling up a date... Read More »
Real True Love
Does it count if it's with a puppet? Watch »
Dating subtext decoded!

In this video “Speed Dating,” Emma Koenig breaks down everything we’re thinking but not saying throughout the course of a relationship. From the first date (“I think it’s important that the phrase ‘I’ll do whatever you want to do’ is said by both of us at least five times”) through post-breakup (“Can we bump into each other at the movies with our new casual sex partners we’re kind of dating but not really?”), there’s a whole lot of subtext that goes on. Enough to make your head explode. This is frighteningly accurate. We daters really are odd, odd creatures. [You Tube]

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