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10 Signs You May Be An Emotional Tampon

On this week’s episode of the “Savage Love” podcast, a 24-year-old man called in to ask what he should do about his ex who always calls him to talk about her problems, but sometimes his calls or texts will go unanswered for months. He thinks they might get back together, yet it never seems to happen. He’s dating a new woman he really likes, but his ex seems to psychically sense it and has amped up communication. Dan Savage sagely advises the guy to “stop being her emotional tampon.” We’ve all encountered this man before, but until now, I wasn’t aware that there was such a fitting phase for his breed. An “emotional tampon” is a man who will always be there to provide a woman with the proverbial shoulder to cry on and be available for her anytime of the day or night to vent her emotional frustration, problems, and mental instabilities. (Thank you to John DeVore and Urban Dictionary for a more thorough explanation.) Guys, don’t let this bloody fate befall you. After the jump, 10 signs that you may be an emotional tampon. Keep reading »

Pregnant Couple Celebrates The Circle Of Life

I’m all for celebrating the circle of life, but this is too much celebration for my taste. Let’s hope Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon don’t see this and get any crazy ideas. [The Clearly Dope] Keep reading »

Audrey Hepburn Was Also Humble

“I’m not beautiful. My mother once called me an ugly duckling. But, listed separately, I have a few good features.”

Audrey Hepburn on her looks. Say what? A few good features? Come now. Her mother must have forgot to inform her that she had turned into a swan or she was blind. Oh well, at least Audrey was a humble bird, which only makes her more beautiful. [Life] Keep reading »

This Woman Is Trying To Look Like A Drag Queen On Purpose

Name: Collagen Westwood
Age: 21
Occupation: Aspiring singer
Dream: To look like a real life drag queen. She has obtained several plastic surgeries to do so. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Quickies: Today Is April Fools’ Day & Courtney Love Saved Kelly Osbourne’s Life

  • Courtney Love is good at deflecting answers to questions about her sobriety. She still takes lots of of drugs but they’re all non-narcotic, so it’s OK. But more importantly, she once saved Kelly Osbourne’s life by injecting stuff into her boobs. [D Listed]
  • Did you happen to catch the “Jersey Shore” reunion last night. I missed it, but I heard it was “gross.” It’s on my weekend “To Do” list. [NY Mag]
  • Here’s what our favorite celebs looked like when they went to prom. Awww, they had bad taste in high school just like us. [Celebuzz]

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17 Celebrity Nip Slips (NSFW)

Celebrity Nip Slips

Oh, was Rihanna on a Hawaiian vacation? I thought she was at Coachella Tweeting pics of herself looking amazing in a denim bikini. Anyhow, she was in Hawaii and she posted the Facebook pictures to prove it. We get it, she looks freaking banging in a bikini. Only problem: She accidentally posted one which exposed her nipple. Hey, it happens to the best of us sometimes. Click on to see the NSFW shot of Ri Ri and more celebs whose nipples have accidentally escaped their clothing. [Gossip Cop]

 

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Human Pony Ride In The Park, Anyone?


Just a regular old Saturday afternoon in the park for the Fountain Valley, CA “Pony Play” club. Human ponies get hitched up to a cart and trot their little hearts out. If they’re good, they may get an apple or a carrot after a vigorous ride. A great afternoon activity for vegans and kinksters. Giddy up! [Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Ladies, Do You Have A “Buff Bay”?

Because I am committed to bringing you the most current and up-to-date genital slang, I feel obligated to share. My friend (who shall remain nameless) was at work yesterday when a female co-worker was checking out her camel toe. Weird … yes. After staring at her crotch for a full minute, the co-worker said to her, “Damn, girl! You have a buff bay!” Naturally, my friend had no idea what this meant. Have you heard it before? I certainly have not. Apparently a “buff bay” is a slang term for a fat, juicy vagina. I have confirmed this information on Urban Dictionary, the premiere source for all genital slang. According to Urban Dictionary, the term originated in Hackney, London amongst a group of lads who hung out in The Pembury Estate between the years of 1989 to 2000. OK! And I was still grappling with the term “fat monkey.” So there it is. Buff bay. You’re welcome. Keep reading »

14 Sexy Celebrity Spinsters

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A spinster is defined as a single woman who has not formed a human pair bond that leads to child birth by the time she is approaching the end of her reproductive lifespan. Instead of getting married and making babies, we prefer to wear bonnets and do needlepoint on Saturday night. In addition to my bonnet collection, I also enjoy my own company, cherish my alone time, and rejoice in being a single independent woman unwilling to settle down with just anybody. It’s annoying that spinsters get such a bum rap … even the celebrity variety. Wikipedia has created a special page in honor of celebrity spinsters. Yes … really. These ladies make me proud to wear ankle length skirts. Just kidding, I would never reveal my ankles in public. Click through to see some sexy celebrity spinsters. Spinsterhood never looked so lovely. [Duckie Over Blane]
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