Profile for Ami Angelowicz

I was on the subway yesterday when a proselytizing vegan came pushing through the car screaming, “Our bodies were not meant to be a graveyard for dead animals!” The woman next to me quipped that she was “on her way to eat some ribs”; the cranky old man yelled, “What are you doing here?” I just shifted uncomfortably in my seat as the emaciated veganator flashed her crazy eyes and weird, homemade brochures at unenthusiastic passengers. Not that there’s anything wrong with choosing a vegetarian or vegan lifestyle, but I didn’t know there were vegan conversions going on. Reformed vegan Angelina Jolie claims that red meat helps her stay sexy. “I joke that a big, juicy steak is my beauty secret … but seriously, I love red meat. I was a vegan for a long time, and it nearly killed me. I found I was not getting enough nutrition,” she recently told reporters. Take that you vegan fundamentalists! [Celebitchy]

After the jump, some more members of the celebrity vegan brigade who we think may need a good steak.

I can always count on good ol’ Amy Winehouse for a laugh. How did she make this G-force face happen? It’s like her face is the middle of a category five hurricane. Didn’t her mamma tell her that if she keeps making crazy faces, her face will stay that way? Also, didn’t her mamma tell her to just say no to drugs? If only she had listened to her mother.

After the jump, some more celebrities giving funny face.