Profile for Ami Angelowicz

Oopsie! It’s two days until Halloween and I haven’t lifted a finger to try to find a costume. Yes, I am that person who could care less about dressing up for Halloween. Don’t judge me, I’m just lazy about that kind of stuff. I am like some kind of rare-blooming plant. About every 10 years I get inspired and some amazing costume springs forth. But once All Hallow’s Eve has passed, I’m back to being lazy again … for the next 10 years. My official Halloween motto is: When in doubt, wear a snout. I’m thinking about this lovely elephant snout for the party I’m going to on Saturday. Only $2.99! Thoughts? You don’t have to spend a lot of time or money prepping for Halloween. Click through to see some costume options for the lazy proud – many of which I’ve actually rocked in the past. [Halloween Adventure]

In order to drown the sorrow spurned by her daughter’s elimination from “Dancing With the Stars,” Audrina Patridge’s mother, Lyn Patridge, hit the bottle a little too hard at L.A. restaurant, Beso. What ensued was a very sloppy, very embarrassing, drunken rant. The video is a little too potty-mouthed for me to post, but you can watch it here. And I strongly suggest you do. I’ll just give you the greatest hits. She starts off slow, “Audrina is going to f**king rise. She’s got class. She’s a Polish, Catholic, f**king full-on Italian. Not only that, she was raised right. And I don’t give a s**t. It’s all American.” But wait … there’s more. “Lauren Conrad’s pissy ass little fashion s**t. That bitch wants to bring it on? Let’s go!” And finally, “F**king ‘Hills’ tramps, my baby’s a star!”

I am mortified for Audrina. And, selfishly, I’m looking forward to seeing much more of Lyn Patridge on Audrina’s new reality show, which is officially happening by the way.

After the jump, some more celebs and the family members they try hard to keep far away from the spotlight. [Huffington Post]

In the wake of a string of tragic teen suicides, Dan Savage started the “It Gets Better” project to let LGBT youth know that there is life after the difficulties faced in high school and college. His project has inspired many celebrities and public figures like President Obama to speak out against bullying or even to share their own experiences with being bullied. This campaign has really touched me personally because I was bullied growing up. I may not be famous, but I think it’s just as important for all of us common folk to tell young people that they are not alone and that it does, in fact, get better. After the jump, The Frisky staff share our “It Gets Better” messages. Please share yours in the comments.