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This Casual Sex Ad Generator Will Boggle Your Mind

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One writer's first casual encounter on Craigslist. Read More »
Psychic Breast Exams?
This dude was offering psychic breast exams on Craigslist. Read More »
Casual Sex Tips
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The 10 commandments of casual sex. Read More »
Weird Missed Connection
This May Be The Weirdest Craigslist Missed Connections Ad Ever
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So, you want to get deep on the concept of casual sex? Look no further than Collective Love, a site that searches casual sex classifieds (like Craigslist’s “casual encounters”) in your area and applies a markov chain algorithm to generate text using the ideas and feelings expressed by the ad posters. What does that mean exactly?

According to the website, it’s an attempt to use “the relative anonymity of the internet” to bring forth “humanity’s hidden thoughts” and extract “the semi-conscious impulses from beneath the veil of cultural repression, liberating long lost desires, giving them oxygen and sunlight.”  Keep reading »

Watch Jason Segel And Neil Patrick Harris Perform An Impromptu Duet From “Les Misérables”

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They Nailed It!

Attention theatre nerds and “How I Met Your Mother” fans, alike. Gather ‘round, my children and see what happened on Thursday night’s episode of “Inside The Actor’s Studio.” In honor of the series finale of “HIMYM” and the Broadway revival of the legendary “Les Mis,” Jason Segel and Neil Patrick Harris performed an impromptu version of “The Confrontation” with Segel singing the part of Jean Valjean and NPH as Javert. Most impressive: they did it a cappella. They are true performers. I feel like this could happen for real. [People]

Leighton Meester Dares To Cover Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” And It’s Actually Really Good

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Leighton does Stevie proud

I am always weary when anyone covers a Stevie Nicks song — especially when it’s a celebrity who is not known for being a singer. Naturally, I was ready to hate Leighton Meester and Dana Williams’ version of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams,” but remarkably, I didn’t. Williams, whose EP The Lonely One is now available on iTunes, sounds amazing and Meester’s not so bad either. She gets extra respect from me for her guitar-playing abilities. I rate this highly listenable, as far as Fleetwood Mac covers go. [Refinery 29]

“Lulu’s Anal Bleaching For Kids” Is Not An Appropriate WiFi Name

The world is divided into two types of people: those who name their wireless networks and those who don’t. Those in the former group (I’m in the latter — mine is A104 because I’m lazy) tend to go with something witty like NOFREELOADERSALLOWED or something personal like AMISWIFI. A business owner in Brooklyn’s posh Park Slope neighborhood has a much bigger problem than what to name her wireless network. Brigitte Prat was outraged when she discovered that someone had seemingly sabotaged her hair salon/toy store, Lulu’s, with a truly inappropriate wireless network name: Lulu’s Anal Bleaching For Kids. Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Will Talk About Her Sex Spreadsheet On An Upcoming Episode Of “Ellen”

  • Lindsay Lohan will allegedly talk about her sex spreadsheet on Monday’s episode of “Ellen.” What exactly she will say about it, we don’t know. [Crushable]
  • Some people find this to be the perviest photo to ever have appeared in an American Apparel ad. I say it’s not as bad as the one where the girl’s butthole was showing. [Mommyish]
  • Valerie Dodd, the woman best known for masturbating with a crucifix, is headed to jail for those photos. [Huffington Post]
  • Women fake orgasms for lots of reasons, from wanting to make their partner feel good to wanting to go the fuck to sleep. Some real women share the reasons they faked it. [Your Tango]
  • Fun blog alert for fatigued daters: “How To Lose A Guy In One Tinder.” [College Candy] Keep reading »

Awesome Grandma Busts A Move To “Ice, Ice Baby”

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Word to your grandmother.

This video of a very talented grandma breaking out respectable dance moves to “Ice, Ice Baby” while cooking dinner is your daily reminder of why the internet is great. Her grandson may be in embarrassed, but I am impressed. And the dog seems to be as well. Word to you, grandma. [Daily Picks And Flicks]

The World’s First Exploding Penis Popsicle Has A Creamy, Sherbet Center

We can thank GB Glace, a Swedish ice cream company, for their new popsicle known as the X-Pop. Perhaps they should have called it the XXX-Pop, because although the company insists that it’s supposed to be a rocket ship-esque popsicle perfect for kids, Swedish parents know what it really looks like: a penis. Making matters worse, the pensicle’s special selling factor is that it has a creamy, sherbet center that “pops” in your mouth. Oh, my… Keep reading »

IKEA Malaysia Made A Dining Table For Sad-Sack Singletons

IKEA Malaysia is blazing trails in the area of furnishing the homes of forever alones with a new dinner table for one. It’s hard to say if it’s seriously for sale, or just a sad, single-shaming prank on their Facebook page. If it is in fact real, the only thing missing from their Löne singleton dining table is a dish to collect the puddle of tears as you watch yourself chew meatloaf. I think we can all agree that watching yourself eat alone is way more depressing than eating with your favorite reality TV show. [FooYoh]

Can You Guess Which Zodiac Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

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Today in totally wonderful yet highly unscientific studies, amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from September 2013 to February 2014, the people likely to make a sex tape for public consumption were those who fell under the zodiac sign of … Sagittarius. The study found that about 13 percent of people who submitted amateur porn to their site were Sagittarians. Geminis were next at 12 percent and Libras submitted about 10 percent of videos. Coming in dead last were Capricorns (my sign!), whose sex tape submission rate was around 4 percent.  Keep reading »

Dear Fat-Shaming Yoga Teacher, Here’s What Yoga Is Really About

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Frisky Rant: On That White Woman Who Saw A Black Woman At Yoga And Wrote An Embarrassingly Tone Deaf Essay About It For xoJane
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Ask A Yoga Teacher
Ask A Yoga Teacher
Six "what if" questions from a yoga newbie. Read More »
Yoga Pants-Gate
Dudes, women wear yoga pants because they're comfy, not to turn you on. Read More »

You might be sick to death of me writing about yoga. If you are, my apologies. But there’s one last thing I have to cover before I go back to resting in child’s pose. The other day I saw a friend’s Facebook status and it disheartened me so much that I could not remain silent. It said:

“This dude just told me how much he is into yoga and how he is starting to teach and that I should start practicing so I can ‘lose some weight.’”

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