Ami Angelowicz

The Pygmy Jerboa Is Like A Giant Weepul Come To Life

I'm not one for rodents, but I can get behind the pygmy jerboa, the world's smallest mouse thingy. Why? Because it's weird, it has a decent fluff-to-face ratio and if you replace its tail with an inspirational message, you've basically got a weepul come to life. If you don't know what a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 7, 2014

Cities That Surprise: Sedona, Arizona

Disclaimer: if you're averse to anything considered "New Age," Sedona may not be the right vacation spot for you. Strike that, everyone should go there. I grew up in Scottsdale, Arizona, which is about a 2 hour drive to Sedona. Scottsdale is about as artificial as you can get when it comes to cities, which…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 7, 2014

Woman Pops Out A Baby In Her Onesie

I'm a huge fan of onesie pajamas. Aside from the peeing obstacles they present, I need no further reason to love the all-in-one pajama. But if you weren't sold on the all-in-one quite yet, I should add that in addition to keeping you super warm on polar vortex nights,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 7, 2014

How To Become A Contemporary Dancer In 15 Easy Steps

In this helpful video, "Contemporary Eric" and his assistant "Bich" teach us 15 moves in every contemporary dance number, in a way that even untrained dancers like me can understand. Thank God! Because I've been watching contemporary dancers on "So You Think You Can Dance" forever and trying to figure out how they do…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2014

The Great Wall Of Vaginas Is The 8th Wonder Of The World

There is no such thing as a "perfect vagina" and English artist Jamie McCartney set out to prove that with his" Great Wall Of Vagina," which features the likenesses of over 400 women's' vaginas ranging in age from 18 to 76. McCartney's piece includes the vulvas and labia…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2014

Men Dressing Up As Rubber Dolls: It’s A Thing

Thank you, UK television, for keeping me apprised of all the things I didn't even know I was curious about. The new Channel 4 documentary that's blowing my mind is about "maskers" or "rubber dollers," men who dress in female, silicone…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2014

This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Baker Making Your Engagement Cake

When bride-to-be Micaela Harris told her sister she had an engagement cake all lined up for her party, her sister insisted on being the one to bring the cake. Micaela agreed and her sister went about getting her a custom-made cake from New Zealand bakery, Oh Cakes. Somewhere along the way, Micaela's sister got i…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 6, 2014

Delusional Couple Won’t Move Even Though 11 Cars Have Crashed Into Their House

It's a shame, but Indianapolis couple, Timothy and Leigh McCall, need to face reality about their home of 30 years: it's time to move. After three cars crashed into their house and man's head got stuck in their siding, you'd think they would have faced the music. But they didn't. They haven't. They stuck around…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 5, 2014

Guys, Please Don’t Quote “Batman” In Your Breakup Text

In case you needed a reminder, it's widely considered poor etiquette to plagiarize a breakup text message. Especially from a scene in "The Dark Knight Rises." Especially if the woman you're dumping has seen the movie. In fact, just don't send a breaku…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 4, 2014

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this... [Pop Sugar Love & Sex] And if Disney princesses were into S&M it would look something like this. Cinderella, you nasty! [Nerve] Breakups are rough. Sometimes sex toys get decapitated in the aftermath. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper, I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice when there is someone hovering dangerously close behind me. I like my space while I decide what I'm going to fill my recycled carton with for dinner.
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as both "100 percent functional," explained to curious Redditors that he wa…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 3, 2014

A Crime Of Cuddle In Florida

Cuddling is the most wonderful, life-affirming, endorphin-inducing activities humans can engage in. But let's be clear here: it requires two consenting cuddlers. A refusal on one cuddler's part to engage in spooning behavior does not, I repeat, DOES NOT justify coercion or aggression. Shavonna Rumph of…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 2, 2014

Why Having A Gay Best Friend Is Mandatory

According to a recent study published in Evolutionary Psycholgy, having a gay best friend is essential, not just because you need someone to talk about "I Am Britney Jean" and penises with, but because the friendship serves a "biologically adaptive function." Researchers at Texas Christian University found the straight woman/gay man friendship to…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 2, 2014

There’s A Lot More Than See-Through Yoga Pants To Fear At Lululemon,Like Murder

With all the unflattering Lululemon headlines this past year, and CEO Chip Wilson's recent resignation, it was only matter of time before one of the overly friendly, insanely in shape employees opened their gluten-free yappers about what was going on behind the scenes at the yoga retail empire. Mary Ma…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 2, 2014

Blogger Fulfills New Year’s Resolution To Eat Only Starbucks For A Year

Let's all congratulate Seattle-based blogger Beautiful Existence (yes, that's her legal name) for fulfilling her 2013 New Year's Resolution. While most of us abandoned our goal to "eat less sweets" somewhere around…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 2, 2014

Japan’s Bra Vending Machine Proves To Be A Total Bust

You might remember hearing about lingerie brand Wacoal's novel bra vending machines, which debuted in Japan this past year, and thinking, No woman will ever want to buy a bra without trying it on. You were correct. Even though the machine features a bust-sizing chart and promises that the wireless bras are more comfortable,…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 1, 2014

This Feelings Map Explains So Much

The feelings map you see above is a visual representation of the findings from a new study published in the Proceedings of the National Academies of Sciences, which found that emotions influence our bodies in consistent, universal ways. Finnish researchers asked 701 participants in three countries to identify where they felt certain sensations while reading…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 1, 2014

How The Hell Did A Dead Frog Get In A Pret A Manger Salad?

At this moment I am regretting every soup, salad and wrap I ever ate at New York's fresh fast food chain Pret a Manger (and I have eaten there many times.) Wall Street Journal editor Kathryn Lurie was dining at the chain with a colleague when her friend spotted a DEAD FROG i…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 31, 2013

Angry Wife Torches Husband’s Truck Because He Gave Her A Crock Pot And Trashy Lingerie For Christmas

UPDATE: J/K! As commenters have kindly informed us, this is actually from a Canadian humor site. Should have known. Stories like this only happen in Florida. -- Amelia Tracy Walters of Dayton, Ohio, was one of the 42 percent of women disappointed by the…
By: Ami Angelowicz / December 30, 2013

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