Ami Angelowicz

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The Pygmy Jerboa Is Like A Giant Weepul Come To Life

I’m not one for rodents, but I can get behind the pygmy jerboa, the world’s smallest mouse thingy. Why? Because it’s weird, it has a decent fluff-to-face ratio and if…

Ami Angelowicz | January 7, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Cities That Surprise: Sedona, Arizona

Disclaimer: if you’re averse to anything considered “New Age,” Sedona may not be the right vacation spot for you. Strike that, everyone should go there.

I grew up…

Ami Angelowicz | January 7, 2014 - 2:40 pm

Woman Pops Out A Baby In Her Onesie

I’m a huge fan of onesie pajamas. Aside from the peeing obstacles they present, I need no further reason to love the all-in-one pajama. But if you weren’t sold on…

Ami Angelowicz | January 7, 2014 - 11:20 am

How To Become A Contemporary Dancer In 15 Easy Steps

In this helpful video, “Contemporary Eric” and his assistant “Bich” teach us 15 moves in every contemporary dance number, in a way that even untrained dancers like me can understand.

Ami Angelowicz | January 6, 2014 - 6:00 pm

The Great Wall Of Vaginas Is The 8th Wonder Of The World

There is no such thing as a “perfect vagina” and English artist Jamie McCartney set out to prove that with his” Great Wall Of Vagina,” which features the likenesses of…

Ami Angelowicz | January 6, 2014 - 2:40 pm

Men Dressing Up As Rubber Dolls: It’s A Thing

Thank you, UK television, for keeping me apprised of all the things I didn’t even know I was curious about. The new Channel 4 documentary that’s blowing my mind is…

Ami Angelowicz | January 6, 2014 - 12:30 pm

This Is What Happens When You Piss Off The Baker Making Your Engagement Cake

When bride-to-be Micaela Harris told her sister she had an engagement cake all lined up for her party, her sister insisted on being the one to bring the cake. Micaela…

Ami Angelowicz | January 6, 2014 - 11:20 am

Delusional Couple Won’t Move Even Though 11 Cars Have Crashed Into Their House

It’s a shame, but Indianapolis couple, Timothy and Leigh McCall, need to face reality about their home of 30 years: it’s time to move. After three cars crashed into their…

Ami Angelowicz | January 5, 2014 - 10:00 am

Guys, Please Don’t Quote “Batman” In Your Breakup Text

In case you needed a reminder, it’s widely considered poor etiquette to plagiarize a breakup text message. Especially from a scene in “The Dark Knight Rises.” Especially if the woman…

Ami Angelowicz | January 4, 2014 - 3:00 pm

What If Cinderella Was Kinky? Plus, Sex Toys For Geeks!

If Disney Princesses had to deal with dating drama, it might go something like this… [Pop Sugar Love & Sex]
And if Disney princesses were into S&M it…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2014 - 6:00 pm

‪An Open Letter To The Man With His Penis Exposed At The Whole Foods Salad Bar‬

Dear Whole Foods Shopper,

I first noticed you walking slowly behind me as I rounded the hot bar buffet at the Union Square Whole Foods. I always notice…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Man With Two, Fully Functional Penises Wants To Use Them On James Franco

Hazel Jones, the woman with two vaginas, became old news the moment the man with two penises agreed to do a Reddit AMA. DoubleDickDude, who describes his two penises as…

Ami Angelowicz | January 3, 2014 - 11:00 am

A Crime Of Cuddle In Florida

Cuddling is the most wonderful, life-affirming, endorphin-inducing activities humans can engage in. But let’s be clear here: it requires two consenting cuddlers. A refusal on one cuddler’s part to engage…

Ami Angelowicz | January 2, 2014 - 6:00 pm

Why Having A Gay Best Friend Is Mandatory

According to a recent study published in Evolutionary Psycholgy, having a gay best friend is essential, not just because you need someone to talk about “I Am Britney Jean” and…

Ami Angelowicz | January 2, 2014 - 1:40 pm

There’s A Lot More Than See-Through Yoga Pants To Fear At Lululemon,Like Murder

With all the unflattering Lululemon headlines this past year, and CEO Chip Wilson’s recent resignation, it was only matter of time before one of the overly friendly, insanely in shape…

Ami Angelowicz | January 2, 2014 - 12:40 pm

Blogger Fulfills New Year’s Resolution To Eat Only Starbucks For A Year

Let’s all congratulate Seattle-based blogger Beautiful Existence (yes, that’s her legal name) for fulfilling her 2013 New Year’s Resolution. While most of us abandoned our goal to “eat less sweets”…

Ami Angelowicz | January 2, 2014 - 11:40 am

Japan’s Bra Vending Machine Proves To Be A Total Bust

You might remember hearing about lingerie brand Wacoal’s novel bra vending machines, which debuted in Japan this past year, and thinking, No woman will ever want to buy a bra

Ami Angelowicz | January 1, 2014 - 2:00 pm

This Feelings Map Explains So Much

The feelings map you see above is a visual representation of the findings from a new study published in the Proceedings of the National Academies of Sciences, which found that…

Ami Angelowicz | January 1, 2014 - 10:00 am

How The Hell Did A Dead Frog Get In A Pret A Manger Salad?

At this moment I am regretting every soup, salad and wrap I ever ate at New York’s fresh fast food chain Pret a Manger (and I have eaten there many times.)…

Ami Angelowicz | December 31, 2013 - 11:00 am

Angry Wife Torches Husband’s Truck Because He Gave Her A Crock Pot And Trashy Lingerie For Christmas

UPDATE: J/K! As commenters have kindly informed us, this is actually from a Canadian humor site. Should have known. Stories like this only happen in Florida. — Amelia


Ami Angelowicz | December 30, 2013 - 4:30 pm

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