Ami Angelowicz

The Female Body According To Mama June

You can hear Mama June use her very original euphemisms as she gives the girls a talk about the birds and the bees on tonight's season premiere of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." If it's unclear, the fruit loop is part of the biscuit, which is a part of the woman'…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 16, 2014

Introducing Bigfoot Erotica

Let me just preface this by saying that if you get off on dinosaur erotica like, Ravished By The Triceratops, we're not judging. Someone must be reading because author…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 15, 2014

Naked Yoga Model Demonstrates Poses In Her Birthday Suit (NSFW)

I have mixed feelings about the series photographer Peter Hegre posted on Reddit of his wife, Luba Shumeyko, doing super-advanced yoga poses in the buff. One the one hand, the photographs are undeniably beautiful. On the other hand, well, a lot of things. I hate that they perpetuate the myth that yoga…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 15, 2014

How Strippers Deal With Their Periods

Strippers and their periods. You know you're curious. "Many panty changes, baby wipe baths, and Summer's Eve spray deodorant," plus more stripper period secrets at the link. [Nerve] Breaking news: sex, in addition to being pleasurable, also makes you smarter. [Your Tango] Leonardo DiCaprio kisses funny. […
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2014

Christine McVie Is Back In The Mac … For Real

Despite the remaining members of Fleetwood Mac courting her to get back on the snow goose, since leaving the band in the '90s, "songbird" Christine McVie has repeatedly refused, insisting that she "go her own way."…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2014

Mirror, Mirror: Why All Those Dumb Diet Headlines Are More Dangerous Than You Think

It wouldn't be January without the media focusing on anything and everything having to do with weight loss. One of my favorite activities around this time of year is to hate-scroll through The Daily Mail, the website with what I find to be the most absurd/offensive/dumb diet and weight-related headlines. Why do I this? Because…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2014

Mayonnaise Pervert Arrested For Slathering Schoolgirls In Japan

Another day, another dairy fetishist harassing women. If you thought the Swiss Cheese Pervert was disgusting, prepared to be equally skeeved out by Japan's Mayonnaise Pervert, who was arrested this week.
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 14, 2014

Man Propositioning Women To Jerk Him Off With Swiss Cheese Still On The Loose

Authorities in Philly are hard at work trying to track down "a heavyset white man estimated to be in his late 40s or early 50s" known as the "Swiss Cheese Pervert." The man allegedly "approaches women while driving a silver or black sedan with his genitals exposed. He then displays a piece of sliced Swi…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2014

Watch A Teenage Girl Try To Explain A Blowjob Gone Wrong To Her Dad On TLC’s “Sex Sent Me To The ER”

My new favorite TLC show, "Sex Sent Me To The ER," features awful reenactments of the most cringeworthy sex accidents. It's almost as good as "Investigatio…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 13, 2014

The Daily Squee: Baby Skunk In A Onesie Cuddling A Stuffed Sloth

There are so many things about this picture that are making my head spin, but it involves a onesie and it's somehow appealing to my sense of cuteness, so I'm going with it…even though I have been known to have nightmares about skunks. Anyhow, Stunky the the skunk (I should specify that she's someone's PET)…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 11, 2014

Kate Upton’s Boobs To Conquer The Final Frontier

Just when you thought there was nowhere else to go, nothing more to do with Kate Upton's boobs, you were mistaken. According to a report by The New York Post, Kate Upton's boobs are conquering the final frontier for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue's 50th anniversary, due out…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 11, 2014

Watch What Happens When A Ventriloquist Uses His Puppet To Pick Up Ladies On The NYC Subway

Hidden-camera prank group, "Model Pranksters," sent ventriloquist Nigel Dunkley and his puppet, Cindy Hot Chocolate, onto to the NYC subway to see if he could pickup some ladies. Nigel and wingwoman Cindy ended up getting a couple of women's digits and in the process, managed to entertain the entire…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 10, 2014

What Falling In Love Really Feels Like

According to a new study to be published in the Journal of Neurophysiology, scientists found that falling in love feels exactly like scratching an itch -- at least, as far as our brains are concerned.
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 10, 2014

A ‪Tumblr That Lets You Vicariously Experience The Ridiculous Life Of An Actor‬

Someday I will sit down and write a book about all of the ridiculous auditions I went on when I was an actress. I will fill pages and pages about my most humiliating experiences -- like, the time there was a dog in the room and it was sniffing my crotch while I did a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 9, 2014

‪Finally, You Can Buy Sexy Lingerie For Your Boyfriend‬

Men have been dabbling in women's lingerie, well, forever, but, for the most part, not so openly. Now, an Australian lingerie company called HommeMystere is making it mainstream for men to wear the same kind of lacy bras and panties that women do. HommeMystere's collection includes bras, thongs and teddies that are relatively affordable…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 9, 2014

Stevie Nicks Serenades Witchy Fangirl, Teaches Her How To Do The Shawl Twirl On “American Horror Story: Coven”

Stevie Nicks should really guest star on every TV show as herself. Last night on "American Horror Story: Coven," the "white witch" showed up to serenade her old friend, coven Supreme, Fiona, and die-hard fanwitch, Misty, with a version of "Rhiannon." If that weren't enough, Stevie also showed Misty how to do her signature…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 9, 2014

Girl Talk: What Taking Good Care Of Yourself Really Means

"What time do you go to bed?" the acupuncturist asked while monitoring my pulse. "Like, midnight?" I said. "And what time do you wake up?" she asked, examining my tongue. "Um, 6:30," I said, proudly. I've always thought of excessive sleeping as a sign of weakness. Just for myself, not for others. It's too…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 9, 2014

Crystal Meth Is Not An Appropriate Tip For Your Server — No Matter How Great The Service Was

Oregon couple Ryan Bensen and Erica Manley must have really enjoyed their dinner at the  Twisted Fish Steakhouse, because when the bill came, they left their waitress with an extra special tip: an envelope , marked with a question mark, and filled with crystal meth.
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 8, 2014

And Your New Body Insecurities For 2014 Are …”Bingo Wings” And “Buffalo Humps”

A big shoutout to the Daily Mail for coming up with fun and creative ways to body shame. A new survey -- done by ... oh, does it even matter? -- found that "bingo wings" and "buffalo humps" were among the most rapidly increasing cosmetic treatments. "Bingo wing" and "buffalo hump" sound…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 8, 2014

#PolarVortexPickUpLines Are Keeping People Warm In Sub-Zero Temperatures — Plus The Cast Of “Downton Abbey” Shirtless!

"While that is actually an icicle in my pants, I'm still happy to see you." #polarvortexpickuplines I'm thrilled that something good has come out of this ungodly deep freeze. [PopSugar Love & Sex] This woman went to orgasm school to learn how to do it better. Find out if she got a…
By: Ami Angelowicz / January 7, 2014

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