Ami Angelowicz

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Can A Doll Really Be Your Soul Mate?

Getting to the heart of why I continue to be riveted by TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” (I know I said I would take a break after the dirty diaper sucker, but I just can’t!), it makes me ask questions I otherwise would never think to wonder about.

And I do have many questio…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

School Bus Sex Ends With A Very Loud Queef

In what may be the best police report of all time, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Brad Jordan attempted to describe an incident which transpired on an Armstrong County Township school bus. His exceptionally penned report read:
“Both the victim and the accused were riding school bus. The accused expelled wind from the vulva during…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

Ladies, It’s Time To Take Your Vagina To The Gym

You might think your vagina is fit as a fiddle, but sex and relationships coach, Kim Anami, makes the case for putting the old girl on a weight lifting regime. If you’re not convinced that pumping your punani up is important, please watch her video, which enumerates the many reasons why you should attach a…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 24, 2014

A Tinder Profile Photo That Will Definitely Get You Noticed

Tinder user, Kthnxbye, was swiping through potential matches on Tinder when she came across this picture of a naked man riding a unicorn. Sure, 32-year-old Mateo may not have been the unicorn that Kthnxbye was looking for, but at least he knows how to use Photoshop. Also, he doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously.

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 23, 2014

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Posted A Craigslist Ad For Someone To Take Him On A Taco Bell Run During The Blizzard

Dear Taco Dude,

First of all, I’d like to let you know that I feel your pain. While you were weathering the blizzard in Baltimore, I was also snowed in and hungry in New York City. It sucks to have a “shItty little hybrid douchemobile” that won’t make it to your neighborhood Taco

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 22, 2014

In Which A Unicorn Has Sex With A Rainbow

In her new erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making a joke at a reading about how her stories are never “nice, gentle happy stories about unicorns fucking rainbows” and being challenged by audience members to do just…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 22, 2014

Ron Jeremy Rides A “Wrecking Ball” Naked — Plus, The Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Comic Books

OK, I think we’re done with “Wrecking Ball” spoofs now that Ron Jeremy’s “done his. [Huffington Post]
If you’re a comic book fan, you’ll enjoy reviewing these awkward sex scenes from your favorite series. [Cracked]
Rihanna should just stop wearing clothes altogether. [Celebuzz]
Someone went and made every Sports Illustrated cover…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 21, 2014

When McDonald’s French Fries Are Used As Weapons

Yes, McDonald’s French fries are very dangerous in the sense that you could inhale a super-sized order in the blink of an eye. But also, they can be physically dangerous, as demonstrated by a woman in Bordeaux who was seriously injured by one of the delicious potato wedges. Let this be a cautionary tale.

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 21, 2014

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Tattooed Us

Here’s what ‘s not on the approved activities list when you’re babysitting (no matter how bored the kids get): tattooing your charges. Virginia mom Melissa Delp and her boyfriend Daniel Janney returned home from a date to find that their babysitter,  20-year-old Alexander Edwards, had inked Delp’s two young daughters (both under the age of…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 21, 2014

Déjà Vu: Farrah Abraham Bends Over, Grabs Huge Ball

Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham gets warmed up for the big game by bending over and catching some balls. I’m talking about football. Obviously. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 21, 2014

The 6 Stages Of Discovering That Someone You Used To Date Has A Kid

Maybe I should be over this by age 35, when the vast majority of my peers are on the procreation train and it’s just something I should be expecting, but I still feel a twinge of, I don’t even know what to call the feeling, when I discover that a guy I used to date…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 21, 2014

The Most Common Relationship Issues According To The Editor Of The New York Times’ “Modern Love”

“There are broad subjects with a lot of areas to explore, but what I continually get is stories about Facebook during midlife marriage stress. People in their thirties, forties, fifties, experiencing a lack of passion, claustrophobia, kids taking all your attention, and the kind of fantasizing that Facebook brings out in them.”
Daniel Jones,…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 20, 2014

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Promo Poster Is A Big “Tuck You” To “Duck Dynasty”

Move over “Duck Dynasty” and make room for the Tuck Dynasty. “Duck Dynasty”‘s 28 percent dive in viewership during the season five premiere this week proves that at least three million people are not gonna stand for Phil Robertson’s offensive comments about bestiality, gay sex and statutory rape. In other words, that’s three million more…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 19, 2014

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
Why do rich women have better sex than the rest of us overworked and underpaid ladies? Oh, maybe because they’re not working 50 hours a week and have time to do Pilate…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

What Really Goes Down At A Cuddle Workshop

Twenty complete strangers paying to cuddle with each other either sounds like your idea of a utopian economy or the weirdest, worst thing a person can spend their hard-earned cash on. I’m a huge proponent of snuggling as much as humanly possible, but I don’t know how I’d feel about paying $50 for a total…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Married Sex

In order to “satisfy his curiosity” and not to “brag” or “complain,” Redditor PanicAK, tasked himself with keeping a careful record of how much sex he and his wife had in 2013. He explained that they were 30 and 31 respectively, had been together for 14 years, married for six. They both have full-time jo…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

Breaking News: Men Are Going To Bars And Talking About Feelings

Apparently, we’ve totally misjudged what dudes do when they go to the bar. Watch sports? Sit in virtual silence with each other? Get shitcanned? Come home and vomit in the sink? Nope. Well, maybe sometimes. But in addition to that a new study done in Scotland found that men like to go the bar for…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 17, 2014

“My Strange Addiction” Tackles Dirty Diaper-Sucking

Pee drinker? Whatever. TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” can pack it up and go home after last night’s episode featuring Keyshia, a woman who is addicted to smelling and chewing on DIRTY diapers. I mean, at least the lady who drank pee was drinking her own pee. Twenty-two-year-old Keyshia is sneaking into her friend Kim’s house…

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 16, 2014

Warning: Size O Breasts May Be Deadly

“If you’re going to try to attempt to become as busty as I am, you are at an extreme risk,” warns adult film actress, Elizabeth Starr of her size O(!) boobs.

“I wanted to further my career and call the shots by having larger breasts,” Starr explained of her decision to go HUGE.

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 16, 2014

The Graham Cracker Was Originally Invented To Kill Your Sex Drive

Sylvester Graham, an evangelical minister in the 1830s and the world’s first “health nut,” believed that the single greatest health concern facing Americans was rampant sexual desire. In order to suppress these carnal urges, Graham prescribed — what else? — a special diet that would tame the lusty beast within.

By: Ami Angelowicz / January 16, 2014

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