Ami Angelowicz

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Can A Doll Really Be Your Soul Mate?

Getting to the heart of why I continue to be riveted by TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” (I know I said I would take a break after the dirty diaper sucker,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2014 - 3:00 pm

School Bus Sex Ends With A Very Loud Queef

In what may be the best police report of all time, Pennsylvania State Police Trooper Brad Jordan attempted to describe an incident which transpired on an Armstrong County Township school…

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Ladies, It’s Time To Take Your Vagina To The Gym

You might think your vagina is fit as a fiddle, but sex and relationships coach, Kim Anami, makes the case for putting the old girl on a weight lifting regime.

Ami Angelowicz | January 24, 2014 - 9:30 am

A Tinder Profile Photo That Will Definitely Get You Noticed

Tinder user, Kthnxbye, was swiping through potential matches on Tinder when she came across this picture of a naked man riding a unicorn. Sure, 32-year-old Mateo may not have been…

Ami Angelowicz | January 23, 2014 - 10:00 am

Be My Boyfriend: Guy Who Posted A Craigslist Ad For Someone To Take Him On A Taco Bell Run During The Blizzard

Dear Taco Dude,

First of all, I’d like to let you know that I feel your pain. While you were weathering the blizzard in Baltimore, I was also…

Ami Angelowicz | January 22, 2014 - 2:30 pm

In Which A Unicorn Has Sex With A Rainbow

In her new erotica collection Bending, author Greta Christina included a story called “The Unicorn And The Rainbow.” Although she wrote it “on a dare” after making a joke at…

Ami Angelowicz | January 22, 2014 - 1:30 pm

Ron Jeremy Rides A “Wrecking Ball” Naked — Plus, The Most Awkward Sex Scenes In Comic Books

OK, I think we’re done with “Wrecking Ball” spoofs now that Ron Jeremy’s “done his. [Huffington Post]
If you’re a comic book fan, you’ll enjoy reviewing these awkward…

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 5:30 pm

When McDonald’s French Fries Are Used As Weapons

Yes, McDonald’s French fries are very dangerous in the sense that you could inhale a super-sized order in the blink of an eye. But also, they can be physically dangerous,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 3:00 pm

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter Tattooed Us

Here’s what ‘s not on the approved activities list when you’re babysitting (no matter how bored the kids get): tattooing your charges. Virginia mom Melissa Delp and her boyfriend Daniel…

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Déjà Vu: Farrah Abraham Bends Over, Grabs Huge Ball

Backdoor queen Farrah Abraham gets warmed up for the big game by bending over and catching some balls. I’m talking about football. Obviously. [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 12:40 pm

The 6 Stages Of Discovering That Someone You Used To Date Has A Kid

Maybe I should be over this by age 35, when the vast majority of my peers are on the procreation train and it’s just something I should be expecting, but…

Ami Angelowicz | January 21, 2014 - 10:00 am

The Most Common Relationship Issues According To The Editor Of The New York Times’ “Modern Love”

“There are broad subjects with a lot of areas to explore, but what I continually get is stories about Facebook during midlife marriage stress. People in their thirties, forties, fifties,…

Ami Angelowicz | January 20, 2014 - 3:00 pm

“RuPaul’s Drag Race” Promo Poster Is A Big “Tuck You” To “Duck Dynasty”

Move over “Duck Dynasty” and make room for the Tuck Dynasty. “Duck Dynasty”‘s 28 percent dive in viewership during the season five premiere this week proves that at least three…

Ami Angelowicz | January 19, 2014 - 4:00 pm

Relax, Those Justin Bieber Dick Pics Are Fake

Those alleged text messages between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are fake, as are the dick pics. Sigh. Of. Relief. [PopBytes]
Why do rich women have better sex…

Ami Angelowicz | January 17, 2014 - 5:30 pm

What Really Goes Down At A Cuddle Workshop

Twenty complete strangers paying to cuddle with each other either sounds like your idea of a utopian economy or the weirdest, worst thing a person can spend their hard-earned cash…

Ami Angelowicz | January 17, 2014 - 2:30 pm

A Peek Behind The Curtain Of Married Sex

In order to “satisfy his curiosity” and not to “brag” or “complain,” Redditor PanicAK, tasked himself with keeping a careful record of how much sex he and his wife had…

Ami Angelowicz | January 17, 2014 - 1:40 pm

Breaking News: Men Are Going To Bars And Talking About Feelings

Apparently, we’ve totally misjudged what dudes do when they go to the bar. Watch sports? Sit in virtual silence with each other? Get shitcanned? Come home and vomit in the

Ami Angelowicz | January 17, 2014 - 9:00 am

“My Strange Addiction” Tackles Dirty Diaper-Sucking

Pee drinker? Whatever. TLC’s “My Strange Addiction” can pack it up and go home after last night’s episode featuring Keyshia, a woman who is addicted to smelling and chewing on…

Ami Angelowicz | January 16, 2014 - 1:00 pm

Warning: Size O Breasts May Be Deadly

“If you’re going to try to attempt to become as busty as I am, you are at an extreme risk,” warns adult film actress, Elizabeth Starr of her size O(!)…

Ami Angelowicz | January 16, 2014 - 11:20 am

The Graham Cracker Was Originally Invented To Kill Your Sex Drive

Sylvester Graham, an evangelical minister in the 1830s and the world’s first “health nut,” believed that the single greatest health concern facing Americans was rampant sexual desire. In order to…

Ami Angelowicz | January 16, 2014 - 9:30 am

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