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12 Career Suggestions For Mean Girl Sorority Sister Rebecca Martinson

Meet Rebecca Martinson
She sounds like a great gal all around! Read More »
Evil Sorority Sister
Sorority sister, Rebecca Martinson, shows the true meaning of sisterhood. Read More »
Sorority Email Read Aloud
And it's even more bitchtastically deranged! Read More »
Rebecca's Not Alone
Here are 10 other tales from the sorority hall of shame! Read More »

From now until the end of the internet, Rebecca Martinson will be known as the mean girl who wrote a rabid email to her University of Maryland Delta Gamma sisters berating them for being “weird,” “awkward,” “boring,” “stupid,” retarded,” “ass hat,” “faggots” who were unable to properly socialize with brother frat Sigma Nu. When Rebecca wasn’t busy writing shame mail to her sorority sisters, she was working on a future career in comedy, composing racist, classist, size-ist Tweets. But since becoming infamous, she’s deleted her Twitter feed. Well, there goes her career as the next Lisa Lampanelli!  Should she make it through the rest of her college career at the University of Maryland — I imagine she’ll have to transfer — she’ll have to find some way to earn a living once she graduates. But what kind of job is someone with the gift of hate-spewing cut out for? We were wondering that very thing here at The Frisky. Her future doesn’t have to be a wash. We have some ideas for Rebecca… Keep reading »

Taylor Swift Accused Of Having “Major Sexual Chemistry” With Tim McGraw — Plus, How To Cure Your BJ Boredom

Anti-Masturbation
Why the anti-masturbation movement is good for men and women. Read More »
Tanning Mom Sex Tape
She wants to make one, but no one is biting. Read More »
  • According to ye olde National Enquirer, Faith Hill warned Taylor Swift to stay away from husband Tim McGraw because the two had “major sexual chemistry” onstage. Hmmm. Isn’t it their job to have chemistry onstage? [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Every single thing you’ve ever wondered about threesomes including how to have a FAKE one. OK, you’ve got my attention. [Em & Lo]
  • Find out more about Reddit’s anti-masturbation movement otherwise known as No Fap. [Nerve]
  • Rattlesnakes have dance-offs before they do it and other sex tips from the animal kingdom that we should consider. Yes, to that. [Ask Men]
  • This woman interrupted a South Carolina press conference by stripping down to her granny panties. [TruTV]
  • To cure boredom while giving head try doing math problems or thinking about what Kimye is doing. Or you can just try to enjoy it. I don’t know, just a thought. [College Candy] Keep reading »

Elderly Siblings End Up In Jail After Fighting Over A Roll Of Toilet Paper

Toilet Restaurant
A restaurant that serves food in a toilet bowl! Read More »

Sibling roommates, Howard Meltzer, 67, and Bernice Meltzer, 72, ended up in jail this week because of an epic battle over their last roll of Charmin toilet paper.

According to Howard, Bernice stole the only remaining toilet paper roll in their home and locked herself in the bedroom with it, leaving him without anything to wipe with. For five hours, Howard waited at her door, screaming for her to give him back the toilet paper so he could use the bathroom.

“The roll was full when I went there in the morning … She unloaded a whole roll and left just a little, and when I looked up to the reserve, it wasn’t there. I said I want the toilet paper back by 1 [a.m.] or I’m calling the police,” Howard told the NY Post. Keep reading »

In Defense Of Cupcakes

Cupcake ATM
You can now get cupcakes from an ATM. Watch »
DIY: Vodka Cupcakes
I think we all deserve one of these, don't you? Read More »

I did not enjoy the recent article in the Wall Street Journal saying that consumers have “gourmet-cupcake burnout” and that’s why cupcake stock and sales are down. “Demand is flat. And quite frankly, people can bake cupcakes,” said some stupid food industry big wig.

First of all, I have never baked a cupcake (or anything) in my life, nor do I plan to. I do, however, enjoy having stuff baked for me. I will pay to have stuff baked for me. That’s why I go to a cupcake shop. So someone who owns an egg beater can make me a personal cake. It’s the same reason I pay for someone to make my morning latte. Because I don’t own a top-of-the-line espresso machine. Keep reading »

Tanning Mom Wants To Make A Sex Tape, Takes 100 Topless Beach Pics Instead

Getting Tanning Mom
We're starting to understand Tanning Mom. Read More »
Teen Mom Sex Tape
farrah abraham james deen porn
Farrah Abraham wants big bucks for the sex tape she made with James Deen. Read More »
Tanning Mom Drag Show
Tanning Mom got drunk at a drag show. Watch »

Tanning Mom is ready to ditch the bows and get down to business. TMZ obtained an email sent by Patricia Krentcil to Vivid Entertainment’s president, Steve Hirsch, shamelessly propositioning him to produce her sex tape:

“I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom. Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness … I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah! Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper … Contact me back if you’re ready to talk serious cash and rock the world.”

Keep reading »

Pooping In Space: Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind

First Porn Star In Space
Coco Brown will be the first porn star in space. Read More »
Space Sex
Newt Gingrich thinks space sex is great. We don't. Read More »

A  500-page transcript from the 1969 Apollo 10 round-the-moon mission was recently released. Around page 400, the declassified log revealed that on day six, the mission’s three astronauts Tom Stafford, Gene Cernan and John Young were plagued by mysterious, floating poops. Here’s an excerpt of their close encounter of the turd kind below:

Stafford: Give me a napkin, quick. There’s a turd floating through the air.

Young: I didn’t do it. It ain’t one of mine.

Cernan: I don’t think it’s one of mine.

Stafford: Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away.

Cernan: Houston we have a problem. Here’s another goddam turd. What’s the matter with you guys?

Either it was John Young, because he didn’t protest enough, or it was alien poop.[NBC News]

Tittooing & 8 Other Things You Don’t Need To Do To Your Nipples (NSFWish)

Plucking nipple hair is no longer enough when it comes to boob maintenance. In the UK, nipple tattooing, or “tittooing” as it’s called, is becoming popular for women who want “the perfect boobs” (whatever that means). The semi-permanent treatment, which started as a medical procedure for breast reconstruction patients, is now being done cosmetically to darken, enlarge and define women’s nipples and areolas. The two-hour procedure costs about $2,000 for both nipples and lasts for about a year.

“A lot of people want their nipples made darker. It’s the fashion. Some people think theirs are too pink or their boyfriends want them done. I think sometime they are doing it because they are conscious of them being pale and they think it’s fashionable to have dark nipples … The girls get them done so they can go topless and not be embarrassed, or when they’re in a changing room and getting changed. They can go on holiday in front of their partners, go for massages, spray tans and just not be conscious of their body,” said a tittoo technician. Keep reading »

Topless How-Tos
How To Pose For A Topless Pic
The DOs and DON'Ts of posing for your topless pic. Read More »

Watch: All The Famous People Who Married Their First Cousin

Kate's Cousin
katrina darling burlesque photo
... a burlesque dancer who is posing for Playboy! Read More »
Cousin Love
31 Kissing Cousins

If Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, Edgar Allen Poe and Vincent D’Onofrio’s ex-wife can do it … I don’t know. Never mind. I can’t say I endorse first cousin marriages. But lots of people are fine with it. You can learn all about it in this Mental Floss video, “31 Kissing Cousins.” Also, remind me sometime to tell you about my super weird crush on Vincent D’Onofrio. This video just reminded me of it. [Laughing Squid]

Let Baby Hedgehog Vs. T-Shirt Soothe Your Soul

Meet Sugar Bush
sugar bush
Sugar Bush is the most spoiled squirrel in the world. Watch »
Puppy Bowl Hedgehogs!
There will be hedgehog cheerleaders at the 2013 Puppy Bowl! Read More »
Sloth Hugs Cat
sloth cat
More like sloth smothers cat. Watch »
Who Will Win?
I know how this hedgehog feels...

How this baby hedgehog feels wrestling this t-shirt is pretty much exactly how I felt about this week. I just kept chewing and chewing and chewing and the t-shirt wouldn’t give. It’s been a crappy one but it’s almost over. In the end, the baby hedgehog prevails, I think. At least that’s the way I’m interpreting it. I don’t know. I’m gonna go pop a few Tylenol and watch this video again. That should do the trick. [Huffington Post]

YouTube Trends I Can’t Deal With: The Condom Challenge

Condom Ice Cream
Condoms make ice cream way less appetizing. Read More »
Condom Mishaps
condom misshap photo
Sometimes things go wrong with condoms. Read More »
Stupid Condom Tricks
Um ... that condom doesn't belong there!

Today’s youth is officially not busy enough if hundreds of them have time to make YouTube videos of themselves snot-rocketing condoms up their nose and out their mouth. I understand the teenage impulse to thrill seek. That’s what snorting Pixie Sticks is for! That’s what we did back in the day. Is that no longer cool? Sure, it was dumb and also made my throat and nose hurt, but so much more innocuous than the Condom Challenge. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad the kids are using condoms albeit not in the appropriate way. But spermicide in the sinuses can’t be a good thing. [DListed]