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Love Is In The Eye Of The Beholder — Literally

When most of us get a burst blood vessel in the eye, it’s because our allergies are acting up, or God forbid, we puked too hard. And no matter why our eye looks like it’s bleeding, it tends to be gross.

This woman wins the award for the loveliest burst eye vessel in all the universe. Literally. Look closely. Her blood vessel spells out the word LOVE. Keep reading »

The Downside To Breaking Up In Public: Some Eavesdropper Will Live Tweet The Whole Damn Thing

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It’s bad enough to live through your own breakup without having to endure the live-Tweeted version of it.

Unfortunately for Daniel and Serena, Tweet-happy, Toronto-based writer Dave Bidini happened to by sitting next to them in the cafe during the whole thing. Fortunately for us, he recorded the blow-by-blow in 140 character increments.  Keep reading »

16 Awkward Boob Situations Every Woman Has Experienced (In GIFs) (NSFWish)

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Last night on the way home from work, a bag containing the contents of my desk broke as I was getting off the subway. In that bag was a giant, rubber boob that Amelia had given me as a going away present. Just to be clear, I don’t normally travel with a rubber breast in my bag. This was a special occasion. Well, the tit fell out my bag, onto the platform, bounced once and then slowly rolled away. A nice man rushed to help me pick everything up. Unknowingly, he grabbed the rubber tit, looked at it, looked at me, and carefully set it back on the subway platform (nipple side down), with a look that said, I have just been an accidental perv.

“Oh, that’s a gift from my coworkers,” I said, as if that would smooth everything over.

He then proceeded to walk away from me as quickly as possible.

This is an example of an awkward boob situation that most women have NOT experienced. Lucky you! But here are a bunch of uncomfortable boob moments that I’m sure you’re all too familiar with… Keep reading »

Wait, What The Hell Is A “Full-Bush Brazilian?”

Weird Waxing Moments
Uncomfortable moments Ami has shared with her waxer. Read More »
Your Hair Down There...
What it says about you. Read More »
Personalized Pubes
Silly Questions: What Would Your Personalized Pubic Hair Style Look Like?
What would your personalized pubic hair style be. Read More »
Pro Pubic Hair!
In defense of why we should keep our pubic hair. Read More »

According to NYMag.com’s exploration of what’s hot in hair down there, the latest pubic hairstyle trending for Brooklyn-ite Hippie girls “with porny sex lives, who need to be hairless for licking,” is the “full-bush Brazilian.” You’re probably wondering what the hell that is, because it sounds like an oxymoron. Brazilian bikini wax = hairless, full bush = lots of hair, so, the math seems off.

The full-bush Brazilian is defined as a wax job which includes “removing the hair from the labia and butt crack (in accordance with Brazilian-waxing tradition) while leaving everything on top fully grown.”  A “pubic reverse mullet”: party up top, business at the bottom. The vaginal version of “having it all.” The “normcore of pubes.” Keep reading »

“Biggest Loser” Winner, Rachel Frederickson, Is Back To Eating The Occasional Oreo

Biggest Loser Controversy
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"Biggest Loser" winner Rachel Fredericskon lost A LOT of weight. Read More »
Loving Weight Gain
It's alright to love the weight you gained. Read More »
Bob's Reaction
Bob Harper Exlpains His Reaction To "Biggest Loser" Winner Rachel Frederickson's Controversial Weight Loss
Bob Harper explains his reaction at "The Biggest Loser" finale. Read More »
Too Enthusiastic?
"Biggest Loser" Winner Rachel Frederickson Finally Admits That She Might Have Been "Too Enthusiastic"
Rachel Frederickson might have been too enthusiastic about weight loss. Read More »

“I’ve gone up about 20 pounds. I think I’m at my perfect weight!…I work out an hour, six days a week. I love classes like SoulCycle, I also loosely count calories, but sometimes I might eat an Oreo. It’s not the end of the world.”

“Biggest Loser” winner Rachel Frederickson talks about her 20-pound weight gain in the latest issue of US Weekly. This still seems to be a bit of a non-acknowledgement about finishing the season of the reality show at an alarmingly low weight (either on her part or the part of “The Biggest Loser’”s publicity team), but Frederickson does mention that the backlash over her weight loss was a “gift” because “it started a discussion about body image.” I can’t argue with that. And I have to support anyone who feels good about their body … and eats Oreos. [US Weekly]

But Did Your Awful OKCupid Date Hijack Your Phone When You Rejected Him?

Bad Dates
8 Terrifyingly Bad Dates That Will Haunt Me Forever
These bad dates will haunt Ami forever. Read More »
Creepy OKCupid Msgs
This lady illustrated creepy messages she's gotten on OKCupid. Read More »
Outsmarting Online Dating
Meet Amy Webb, The Woman Who Outsmarted Online Dating
Watch a TED talk from a woman who hacked online dating. Read More »
7 Terrible First Dates
First Dates So Terrible They Made The News
First dates that were so terrible they made the news. Read More »

Online daters are always eager to share their horror stories — and, oh, do we have them! But, I feel like if your bad OKCupid date makes the New York Post, you’ve reached a whole other echelon of horribleness. A 22-year-old St. John’s University student, who wishes to remain anonymous, shared the grizzly details of her date from hell, well, because the police were involved. That’s how bad. Keep reading »

Bar Refaeli Having An Orgy With A Puppet Deemed Too Hot For TV

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Too Many Sexual Insinuations?

I couldn’t think of a more perfect woman to star in an underwear commercial than Sports Illustrated model Bar Refaeli. But a recent ad she did for Hoodies, a men’s underwear line, was deemed too hot for daytime TV in her native Israel. The premise of the commercial is simple — well, not simple, exactly. Bar has sex with a mustached puppet who remarks that “It couldn’t get any better than this … or could it?” Enter his fantasy — two more Bar clones join him for a foursome, then a “Bar Wash,” a hot tub romp, a photo booth session and finally, a game of strip poker where the puppet loses his Hoodies boxer briefs. Keep reading »

Really Bad Instagram Trend: #AfterSexSelfies

  • Please, please, don’t ruin the sanctity of Instagram by posting your #AfterSexSelfies. [The Gloss]
  • Forget the Hook-Up Truck, Love Cloud is a new service offering sex flights over Las Vegas. [Huffington Post]
  • That time when a man was promised large sums of money in exchange for a heyna eating his penis. That time. [Mommyish]
  • A new study says women are immune to men’s sexy voices. But, as you might have guessed, the opposite is not true. [Your Tango]
  • This transgender student at a North Caroline college says she was harassed by campus security guards. [Clutch Magazine] Keep reading »

That Doesn’t Go There: Woman Steals Rolex Watch And Hides It In Her Vagina

It was only a matter of time before authorities found Kenneth Herold’s missing Rolex … in his masseuse’s vagina. Lady parts were not designed to be used as storage lockers, yet that hasn’t stopped countless women from stashing valuables in their front hole. Christina Lafave was one of those women.  Keep reading »

Miranda Kerr’s Not Getting Nearly Enough Sex(ercise) Now That She’s Single

“One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get…I always ask for a critique on my [sexual] performance. I always want to better myself in every way … I’ve had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together.”

Miranda Kerr, who appears mostly naked in the latest issue of GQ UK, doesn’t look like she’s lost much muscle tone since her split from Orlando Bloom, but she insists she has. Really, I’m more concerned with the idea of asking your sexual partners to critique your performance. So much room for error! And when she says she’s had an orgasm in the air, does she mean on an airplane or just, like, in mid-air? I’m sure there will be many volunteers to help Miranda get more sexercise the very moment the world becomes aware of her dry spell. [NYMag.com]

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