Ami Angelowicz

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Love Is In The Eye Of The Beholder — Literally

When most of us get a burst blood vessel in the eye, it’s because our allergies are acting up, or God forbid, we puked too hard. And no matter why…

Ami Angelowicz | May 9, 2014 - 12:30 pm

The Downside To Breaking Up In Public: Some Eavesdropper Will Live Tweet The Whole Damn Thing

It’s bad enough to live through your own breakup without having to endure the live-Tweeted version of it.

Unfortunately for Daniel and Serena, Tweet-happy, Toronto-based writer Dave Bidini

Ami Angelowicz | May 9, 2014 - 11:30 am

16 Awkward Boob Situations Every Woman Has Experienced (In GIFs) (NSFWish)

Last night on the way home from work, a bag containing the contents of my desk broke as I was getting off the subway. In that bag was a giant,…

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2014 - 2:00 pm

Wait, What The Hell Is A “Full-Bush Brazilian?”

According to’s exploration of what’s hot in hair down there, the latest pubic hairstyle trending for Brooklyn-ite Hippie girls “with porny sex lives, who need to be hairless for…

Ami Angelowicz | April 4, 2014 - 9:00 am

“Biggest Loser” Winner, Rachel Frederickson, Is Back To Eating The Occasional Oreo

“I’ve gone up about 20 pounds. I think I’m at my perfect weight!…I work out an hour, six days a week. I love classes like SoulCycle, I also loosely count…

Ami Angelowicz | April 3, 2014 - 2:30 pm

But Did Your Awful OKCupid Date Hijack Your Phone When You Rejected Him?

Online daters are always eager to share their horror stories — and, oh, do we have them! But, I feel like if your bad OKCupid date makes the New York

Ami Angelowicz | April 2, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Bar Refaeli Having An Orgy With A Puppet Deemed Too Hot For TV

I couldn’t think of a more perfect woman to star in an underwear commercial than Sports Illustrated model Bar Refaeli. But a recent ad she did for Hoodies, a men’s underwear…

Ami Angelowicz | April 2, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Really Bad Instagram Trend: #AfterSexSelfies

Please, please, don’t ruin the sanctity of Instagram by posting your #AfterSexSelfies. [The Gloss]
Forget the Hook-Up Truck, Love Cloud is a new service offering sex flights over…

Ami Angelowicz | April 1, 2014 - 5:30 pm

That Doesn’t Go There: Woman Steals Rolex Watch And Hides It In Her Vagina

It was only a matter of time before authorities found Kenneth Herold’s missing Rolex … in his masseuse’s vagina. Lady parts were not designed to be used as storage lockers,…

Ami Angelowicz | April 1, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Miranda Kerr’s Not Getting Nearly Enough Sex(ercise) Now That She’s Single

“One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get…I always…

Ami Angelowicz | March 31, 2014 - 5:30 pm

This Casual Sex Ad Generator Will Boggle Your Mind

So, you want to get deep on the concept of casual sex? Look no further than Collective Love, a site that searches casual sex classifieds (like Craigslist’s “casual encounters”) in…

Ami Angelowicz | March 31, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Watch Jason Segel And Neil Patrick Harris Perform An Impromptu Duet From “Les Misérables”

Attention theatre nerds and “How I Met Your Mother” fans, alike. Gather ‘round, my children and see what happened on Thursday night’s episode of “Inside The Actor’s Studio.” In honor…

Ami Angelowicz | March 31, 2014 - 12:30 pm

Leighton Meester Dares To Cover Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” And It’s Actually Really Good

I am always weary when anyone covers a Stevie Nicks song — especially when it’s a celebrity who is not known for being a singer. Naturally, I was ready to…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2014 - 3:00 pm

“Lulu’s Anal Bleaching For Kids” Is Not An Appropriate WiFi Name

The world is divided into two types of people: those who name their wireless networks and those who don’t. Those in the former group (I’m in the latter — mine…

Ami Angelowicz | March 29, 2014 - 9:00 am

Lindsay Lohan Will Talk About Her Sex Spreadsheet On An Upcoming Episode Of “Ellen”

Lindsay Lohan will allegedly talk about her sex spreadsheet on Monday’s episode of “Ellen.” What exactly she will say about it, we don’t know. [Crushable]
Some people find…

Ami Angelowicz | March 28, 2014 - 5:30 pm

Awesome Grandma Busts A Move To “Ice, Ice Baby”

This video of a very talented grandma breaking out respectable dance moves to “Ice, Ice Baby” while cooking dinner is your daily reminder of why the internet is great. Her…

Ami Angelowicz | March 28, 2014 - 3:30 pm

The World’s First Exploding Penis Popsicle Has A Creamy, Sherbet Center

We can thank GB Glace, a Swedish ice cream company, for their new popsicle known as the X-Pop. Perhaps they should have called it the XXX-Pop, because although the company…

Ami Angelowicz | March 28, 2014 - 9:30 am

IKEA Malaysia Made A Dining Table For Sad-Sack Singletons

IKEA Malaysia is blazing trails in the area of furnishing the homes of forever alones with a new dinner table for one. It’s hard to say if it’s seriously for sale, or just…

Ami Angelowicz | March 27, 2014 - 3:30 pm

Can You Guess Which Zodiac Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

Today in totally wonderful yet highly unscientific studies, amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from…

Ami Angelowicz | March 27, 2014 - 2:30 pm

Dear Fat-Shaming Yoga Teacher, Here’s What Yoga Is Really About

You might be sick to death of me writing about yoga. If you are, my apologies. But there’s one last thing I have to cover before I go back to…

Ami Angelowicz | March 27, 2014 - 12:30 pm

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