Ami Angelowicz

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Love Is In The Eye Of The Beholder — Literally

When most of us get a burst blood vessel in the eye, it’s because our allergies are acting up, or God forbid, we puked too hard. And no matter why our eye looks like it’s bleeding, it tends to be gross.

This woman wins the award for the loveliest burst eye vessel i…

Ami Angelowicz / May 9, 2014

The Downside To Breaking Up In Public: Some Eavesdropper Will Live Tweet The Whole Damn Thing

It’s bad enough to live through your own breakup without having to endure the live-Tweeted version of it.

Unfortunately for Daniel and Serena, Tweet-happy, Toronto-based writer Dave Bidini happened to by sitting next to them in the cafe during the whole thing. Fortunately for us, he recorded the blow-by-blow in 140 character increments. …

Ami Angelowicz / May 9, 2014

16 Awkward Boob Situations Every Woman Has Experienced (In GIFs) (NSFWish)

Last night on the way home from work, a bag containing the contents of my desk broke as I was getting off the subway. In that bag was a giant, rubber boob that Amelia had given me as a going away present. Just to be clear, I don’t normally travel with a rubber breast i…

Ami Angelowicz / April 4, 2014

Wait, What The Hell Is A “Full-Bush Brazilian?”

According to NYMag.com’s exploration of what’s hot in hair down there, the latest pubic hairstyle trending for Brooklyn-ite Hippie girls “with porny sex lives, who need to be hairless for licking,” is the “full-bush Brazilian.” You’re probably wondering what the hell that is, because it sounds like an oxymoron. Brazilian bikini wax = hairless, full…

Ami Angelowicz / April 4, 2014

“Biggest Loser” Winner, Rachel Frederickson, Is Back To Eating The Occasional Oreo

“I’ve gone up about 20 pounds. I think I’m at my perfect weight!…I work out an hour, six days a week. I love classes like SoulCycle, I also loosely count calories, but sometimes I might eat an Oreo. It’s not the end of the world.”
“Biggest Loser” winner Rachel Frederickson talks about her 20-pound weight gain i…

Ami Angelowicz / April 3, 2014

But Did Your Awful OKCupid Date Hijack Your Phone When You Rejected Him?

Online daters are always eager to share their horror stories — and, oh, do we have them! But, I feel like if your bad OKCupid date makes the New York Post, you’ve reached a whole other echelon of horribleness. A 22-year-old St. John’s University student, who wishes to remain anonymous, shared the grizzly details of…

Ami Angelowicz / April 2, 2014

Bar Refaeli Having An Orgy With A Puppet Deemed Too Hot For TV

I couldn’t think of a more perfect woman to star in an underwear commercial than Sports Illustrated model Bar Refaeli. But a recent ad she did for Hoodies, a men’s underwear line, was deemed too hot for daytime TV in her native Israel. The premise of the commercial is simple — well, not simple, exactly. Bar…

Ami Angelowicz / April 2, 2014

Really Bad Instagram Trend: #AfterSexSelfies

Please, please, don’t ruin the sanctity of Instagram by posting your #AfterSexSelfies. [The Gloss]
Forget the Hook-Up Truck, Love Cloud is a new service offering sex flights over Las Vegas. [Huffington Post]
That time when a man was promised large sums of money in exchange for a heyna eating his penis. That

Ami Angelowicz / April 1, 2014

That Doesn’t Go There: Woman Steals Rolex Watch And Hides It In Her Vagina

It was only a matter of time before authorities found Kenneth Herold’s missing Rolex … in his masseuse’s vagina. Lady parts were not designed to be used as storage lockers, yet that hasn’t stopped countless women from stashing valuables in their front hole. Christina Lafave was one of those women. …

Ami Angelowicz / April 1, 2014

Miranda Kerr’s Not Getting Nearly Enough Sex(ercise) Now That She’s Single

“One thing I’ve noticed is now that I’m having less sex my body isn’t as toned. The more sex I have, the more defined my arms and stomach get…I always ask for a critique on my [sexual] performance. I always want to better myself in every way … I’ve had an orgasm in the air…

Ami Angelowicz / March 31, 2014

This Casual Sex Ad Generator Will Boggle Your Mind

So, you want to get deep on the concept of casual sex? Look no further than Collective Love, a site that searches casual sex classifieds (like Craigslist’s “casual encounters”) in your area and applies a markov chain algorithm to generate text using the ideas and feelings expressed by the ad posters. What does that mea…

Ami Angelowicz / March 31, 2014

Watch Jason Segel And Neil Patrick Harris Perform An Impromptu Duet From “Les Misérables”

Attention theatre nerds and “How I Met Your Mother” fans, alike. Gather ‘round, my children and see what happened on Thursday night’s episode of “Inside The Actor’s Studio.” In honor of the series finale of “HIMYM” and the Broadway revival of the legendary “Les Mis,” Jason Segel and Neil Patrick Harris performed an impromptu versio…

Ami Angelowicz / March 31, 2014

Leighton Meester Dares To Cover Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” And It’s Actually Really Good

I am always weary when anyone covers a Stevie Nicks song — especially when it’s a celebrity who is not known for being a singer. Naturally, I was ready to hate Leighton Meester and Dana Williams’ version of Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams,” but remarkably, I didn’t. Williams, whose EP The Lonely One is now available on

Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2014

“Lulu’s Anal Bleaching For Kids” Is Not An Appropriate WiFi Name

The world is divided into two types of people: those who name their wireless networks and those who don’t. Those in the former group (I’m in the latter — mine is A104 because I’m lazy) tend to go with something witty like NOFREELOADERSALLOWED or something personal like AMISWIFI. A business owner in Brooklyn’s posh Park…

Ami Angelowicz / March 29, 2014

Lindsay Lohan Will Talk About Her Sex Spreadsheet On An Upcoming Episode Of “Ellen”

Lindsay Lohan will allegedly talk about her sex spreadsheet on Monday’s episode of “Ellen.” What exactly she will say about it, we don’t know. [Crushable]
Some people find this to be the perviest photo to ever have appeared in an American Apparel ad. I say it’s not as bad as the one where…

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2014

Awesome Grandma Busts A Move To “Ice, Ice Baby”

This video of a very talented grandma breaking out respectable dance moves to “Ice, Ice Baby” while cooking dinner is your daily reminder of why the internet is great. Her grandson may be in embarrassed, but I am impressed. And the dog seems to be as well. Word to you, grandma. [Daily Picks And Flicks]…

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2014

The World’s First Exploding Penis Popsicle Has A Creamy, Sherbet Center

We can thank GB Glace, a Swedish ice cream company, for their new popsicle known as the X-Pop. Perhaps they should have called it the XXX-Pop, because although the company insists that it’s supposed to be a rocket ship-esque popsicle perfect for kids, Swedish parents know what it really looks like: a penis. Making matter…

Ami Angelowicz / March 28, 2014

IKEA Malaysia Made A Dining Table For Sad-Sack Singletons

IKEA Malaysia is blazing trails in the area of furnishing the homes of forever alones with a new dinner table for one. It’s hard to say if it’s seriously for sale, or just a sad, single-shaming prank on their Facebook page. If it is in fact real, the only thing missing from their Löne singleton dining table i…

Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2014

Can You Guess Which Zodiac Sign Makes The Most Amateur Porn?

Today in totally wonderful yet highly unscientific studies, amateur porn site Homegrown Video conducted research about about DIY porn and astrological signs. According to data collected by the site from September 2013 to February 2014, the people likely to make a sex tape for public consumption were those who fell under the zodiac sign of…

Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2014

Dear Fat-Shaming Yoga Teacher, Here’s What Yoga Is Really About

You might be sick to death of me writing about yoga. If you are, my apologies. But there’s one last thing I have to cover before I go back to resting in child’s pose. The other day I saw a friend’s Facebook status and it disheartened me so much that I could not remain silent.

Ami Angelowicz / March 27, 2014

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