It’s hard to use the term “soul mate” without feeling like you should be wearing a cape and meditating over a crystal. We’ve considered the concept extensively — both independently and together over Gchat — and we are of the same mind on the matter: Not only do soul mates exist but all of us have more than one soul mate out there. And to quote “Annie” (kind of), “A life without soul mates is like a night without stars” — a very dark night. But don’t think because you are single that you’ve been left out of the soul mate phenomenon. It’s limiting to think that merging with your other half must be romantic in nature. Soul mates can be lovers, friends, family members or even pets. While the universe might help us out in our quest to find them, it’s up to us to make sure we connect with them. Soul mate relationships seem so meant to be that it’s hard to imagine ever not knowing that person once you do. But just to be safe, below are some tips for making sure your soul mates in life don’t pass you by. Keep reading »
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8 Good Universe Moments And What They Might Mean
Running into an old crush. Thinking about a friend and getting a text from them 30 seconds later. Receiving an unexpected check in the mail (that’s the exact amount needed to cover an overdue bill). We like to call these lovely experiences Good Universe Moments (GUMs, for short), and we’ve all had them, whether or not we took a moment to acknowledge how magical they are. To help you notice and interpret these moments, we’ve put together a list of eight common GUMs, along with their possible meanings and how to handle them. Click through to get the scoop!
To Date Or Not To Date: Crazy Facial Hair Edition
After Winona admitted that she was nursing a bit of a crush on a guy with a Spider-Man beard, we thought it might be interesting to hunt down some other examples of crazy facial hair and ponder whether or not we would date these weird-bearded dudes. Click through to check out 15 guys with seriously crazy beards, plus our honest discussions about why we want to date them (or not)…
7 Dream Celebrity Cruises We Really Wish Were Real
After getting an email announcing that The Weezer Cruise is making its triumphant return in 2014, we got to thinking about celebrity cruises. Everyone from Kate Gosselin to Kenny G has been taking their act to the high seas, but we have yet to see some of our favorite celebs get in on the action (Chavril, where are you?!). Grab your bedazzled bikini and click on the gallery to check out seven imagined celebrity cruises that we really wish were real….
17 Pinterest Foods That Will Haunt Your Dreams
Where Pinterest meets misguided ideas lives a dark, disturbing world of “artistic” foods that spark anxiety dreams instead of hunger pangs. See if you can look at Watermelon Face, Octodog and Broccoli Poodle without screaming. Now imagine trying to eat these things. Not possible. Feeling brave? Click through to check out 17 terrifying Pinterest foods…
10 PMS Snacks Guaranteed To Cure Your Cravings
When we’re PMSing, get out of the way world, for we are slaves to the impulses of our hormones. And they are hungry! They are harassing us, screaming Salty! Sweet! Both at once! Feed me now, bitch! They require a snack of the ooeyiest, gooiest order. Preferably something that satisfies sweet and savory cravings simultaneously. Try mowing these PMS snacks and see if they don’t do the trick. Warning: clicking through this slideshow you may begin to salivate/laugh/cry/roll around on the floor like a madwoman at the sight of cookie dough dip, cheese balls, chocolate covered potato chips and more. Down, girl!
7 Ways To Get Your Funny Back
Recently, Ami and I were talking and she asked if I could help her get her funny back. If you read this site, you know that Ami is usually a very funny person, so her question came as a bit of a shock.
“You lost your funny?” I said. “When? How? Where?”
“Well, I came back from Paris, and then my boyfriend and I broke up, and then it was my birthday and the holidays, and then I started doing a lot of hot yoga … there’s this guy who’s always in my class and he smells really bad, and once his shorts came down–”
“That’s funny!” I interrupted.
“No,” Ami said, “because I saw he had completely shaved his pubic region. And then it wasn’t funny anymore, just gross. Now I’m not funny. I think I have anhedonia.” Keep reading »
What Your Sexual Fantasy Says About You
Maybe you’re planning to try something special, sexually speaking, this Valentine’s Day. Or maybe you’re a human being and you have sexual fantasies year-round and not just on February 14th. Yes, that sounds more accurate. The fact is no matter what day of the year, most of us have recurring themes in our erotic imaginations. If Sigmund Freud were your analyst, he would encourage you to find the meaning underneath those urges. Alas, Freud is dead, but luckily we’re here, and more than willing to give it our best shot. Click on the gallery for our amateur analysis of some common sexual fantasies, from spanking to swinging…
11 Random Things On Food Network That Totally Turn Us On
Are you guys as obsessed with the Food Network as we are? We could spend hours watching enthusiastic chefs whip up culinary masterpieces and compete on ridiculous food-themed game shows. But sometimes while we’re enjoying a marathon of “Chopped” or “Cupcake Wars” we find ourselves getting a little, umm, excited. We thought it was time to pinpoint our specific Food Network turn-ons, so we made a list of 11 sexy chefs, desserts, and haircuts that really get us going. Click through to check ‘em out, and please add your own foodie fetishes in the comments!
Quiz: Can You Tell The Real Sexual Fetish From The Fake One?
Some sexual fetishes are so outrageous that we can hardly believe they’re real. Take, for example the recent video we posted of Dave, the 27-year-old who thinks his balloons are his kids. REAL! People who are infatuated with balloons are known as looners. How well do you know your paraphilias? Can you tell the REAL fetishes from the ones we made up? Click through and see how you do on our quiz. Answers revealed on the slides that follow.
