Profile for Amelia McDonell-Parry

8 Things Guys Really Don’t Want You To Do In Bed

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A few years ago, I made a big bedroom faux pas. I was hooking up with this guy — a friend/professional acquaintance — in my bedroom, giving him a little oral pleasure. He, uh, came to fruition in my mouth and as I was not yet advanced in the art of swallowing, I sat up immediately and spat the spunk right back on him. Needless to say, we never hooked up again — not that I wanted to. He tasted funky.

The lesson learned: swallow or don’t swallow, but seriously, pick one and stick to it. Because dudes don’t want you spitting out their manly fluids on or anywhere around them. After the jump, I polled some fellas I know about what else they don’t want a woman to do during sex. Keep reading »

Victoria Beckham Brags About Her Tan, Ripped & Naked Husband

“I don’t really notice that he’s [David Beckham] got a high-pitched voice. I just think he’s so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him. We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an email. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos, which I love. Hadn’t done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like s**t in the morning. Never. So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, you done good, girl. I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”

Victoria Beckham knows she’s got a serious hot piece of ass for a husband, even if he does sound like a Muppet when he speaks. [Marie Claire Just Jared] Keep reading »

Cara Buono Is “Turned On” By Don Draper

“I’m not afraid of working with challenging, powerful men or women for that matter. I get very turned on and it brings out my competitive part of me.”

Cara Buono, who plays Dr. Faye Miller on “Mad Men,” when asked “What is it like to challenge a strong-and ultimately misogynistic- male character like Don Draper?” by Vogue Italia. You’re not the only one, Ms. Buono. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Celebrity Body Snarkers Hall Of Shame

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I think a lot of women would agree that Jessica Alba has an enviable body. But apparently she’s not happy with her post-baby booty and while shooting a British GQ cover, told the magazine, “My breasts are saggy, I’ve got cellulite, my hips are bigger … every actress out there is more beautiful than me.” Seriously, woman? You’re posing for a magazine cover in barely any clothes—how many women in the world are doing that at any given moment? We know what you look like and it’s not saggy and fat. Please! [Huffington Post] I can’t handle celebs talking about how fat or ugly they are. Let’s just make a rule that if you’re a celebrity, keep your trap shut because you’re obviously beautiful or you wouldn’t be famous to begin with. We’ve rounded up the worst offenders for the body snarkers hall of shame!

8 Celebrity Friendsults

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I guess Rihanna doesn’t really cherish her friendship with Katy Perry that much because she just majorly dissed the girl’s music. Rihanna said of her new album Loud, “I didn’t want the generic pop record that Ke$ha or Lady Gaga or Katy Perry would do. Every song was tailored to me.” Sure, she dished it out to Ke$ha and Lady Gaga, too, but she also didn’t just throw either of them a bachelorette party. Would it have been so hard to leave Perry out of that statement? I guess it’s just another case of celebrity friendsults—celebs dissing their supposed buddies. [NY Daily News]

Unfortunately, Rihanna is in kind of good company with celebs serving up the insults.

What 8 Celebrity Kids Think Of Their Famous Parents’ Professions

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Kids say the darnedest things and Naomi Watts says that her boys with fiancé Liev Schreiber have some good theories of what they do for a living. “They think our work is in a trailer. They don’t really understand it yet,” says Naomi. “There’s been times where they see a photo or a flash of us on TV and they’ll go, ‘Oh, Mummy!’ Or ‘Daddy!’” [Celebrity Babies]

It must be super strange to be a celeb kid and have no idea what’s going on or that anything is out of the ordinary, so we’ve rounded up a few of those perspectives and other adorable insights.

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