A few years ago, I made a big bedroom faux pas. I was hooking up with this guy — a friend/professional acquaintance — in my bedroom, giving him a little oral pleasure. He, uh, came to fruition in my mouth and as I was not yet advanced in the art of swallowing, I sat up immediately and spat the spunk right back on him. Needless to say, we never hooked up again — not that I wanted to. He tasted funky.
The lesson learned: swallow or don’t swallow, but seriously, pick one and stick to it. Because dudes don’t want you spitting out their manly fluids on or anywhere around them. After the jump, I polled some fellas I know about what else they don’t want a woman to do during sex. Keep reading »
“I don’t really notice that he’s [David Beckham] got a high-pitched voice. I just think he’s so goddamn perfect that people have to find something wrong with him. We were about to go out somewhere the other day, and he was sending an email. He was sitting at the end of the bed, and he had no clothes on whatsoever. I was getting out of the shower, and I just stood there looking at him. He was all tan. Has all those tattoos, which I love. Hadn’t done his hair. He just naturally looks good all the time. He never looks like s**t in the morning. Never. So he’s sitting there sending his e-mails, all ripped. Not an ounce of fat on him. And I thought, you done good, girl. I sure wasn’t thinking of his high-pitched voice.”
–Victoria Beckham knows she’s got a serious hot piece of ass for a husband, even if he does sound like a Muppet when he speaks. [Marie Claire Just Jared] Keep reading »
“I’m not afraid of working with challenging, powerful men or women for that matter. I get very turned on and it brings out my competitive part of me.”
– Cara Buono, who plays Dr. Faye Miller on “Mad Men,” when asked “What is it like to challenge a strong-and ultimately misogynistic- male character like Don Draper?” by Vogue Italia. You’re not the only one, Ms. Buono. [via Huffington Post] Keep reading »