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5 Great Reasons To Make “Sex And The City 3″

It’s been four months, but I’m still ranting about the monstrosity that was “Sex and the City 2.” Who knew it was possible for Carrie Bradshaw to become any more vile and self-absorbed than she already was? I didn’t anticipate that I would come to loathe Samantha for behaving like a fanny pack-less ugly American or that I would actually sincerely walk out of the theater thinking, Miranda is the only one of those hens that I don’t want to tar, feather, and then deep fry. Never mind the fact that I actively rooted for Big to drop Carrie like a hot potato, I didn’t even feel a tingle in my nether regions when Aidan appeared on screen. This was “Sex and the City” — where was the sex?! Where was the city?! I hated every second I spent in the theater torturing my eyes with that hot mess of a motion picture.

Still, despite all of these complaints and Chris Noth’s passing-the-buck claim that fan and critical reaction has killed any chance of a third film, I can think of five very good reasons to make “Sex and the City 3.” Keep reading »

Dog Doesn’t Want To Shower, Plays Dead

This dog is clearly my hates-to-bathe spirit animal. I feel ya, pup. [BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Christine O’Donnell Declares “I’m You”

Christine O’Donnell‘s latest campaign ad — in which she ably reads a teleprompter in a monotone voice — has her proclaiming, “I’m not a witch.” She only dabbled, people, just like Bill Clinton smoked pot, but didn’t inhale. The Tea Party Senate candidate in the state of Delaware claims she will go to Washington and “do what you’d do.” Which is weird, because the first three things I always do when I arrive in D.C. are masturbate, freak dance, and visit a psychic. Keep reading »

The 10 Stupidest Celebrity Tweets

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I was kind of heartbroken to hear that John Mayer quit Twitter today because he was one of the few legitimately funny people on there, but fortunately, he kept his Tumblr blog to tell us why, “It occurred to me that since the invocation of Twitter, nobody who has participated in it has created any lasting art. And yes! Yours truly is included in that roundup as well… No artwork created by someone with a healthy grasp of social media thus far has proven to be anything other than disposable.” And when you think about it, the man makes a good point. I’ve only gotten stupider, condensing every thought into 140 characters and trying to be funny instead of being productive. In honor of Mayer’s retirement (and I guess Twitter co-founder Evan Williams stepping down as the company’s CEO), we’ve rounded up the 10 stupidest celebrity tweets!

Love Is A Gamble

Thanks to reader Jen, who snapped this in front of her apartment in Lincoln Park, Chicago.

Have you seen graffiti that’s kind of sweet (even if it is against the law)? Send your pic to Keep reading »

10 Celebs Who’ve Been Nominated As “Most Eligible”

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Jennifer Aniston was voted the world’s #1 Most Eligible Single Woman in the World this week in a poll put out by “60 Minutes” and Vanity Fair. Jennifer nabbed 29 percent of the votes and beat out hotties like Halle Berry, Elin Nordegren and Betty White. Hopefully, Jen won’t let such a prestigious accolade go to her head since plenty of (super random) celebs have also been deemed “most eligible.” [US Weekly]
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