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The Most Amazing Quotes From Snooki’s Debut Novel, “A Shore Thing”

Put aside the latest Jonathan Franzen! Set down that copy of War & Peace that you’ve been trying to get through for the last five years. A real work of literary genius is about to hit bookshelves — Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi’s A Shore Thing is out this week! The New York Post scored a copy of the “Jersey Shore” guidette’s debut novel and leaked some of the choicest quotes. So, what can we expect from the reality tv star turned author? Find out, after the jump … [NY Post] Keep reading »

The Worst Wedding Gift Ever

Look, if Mom and Dad are going to fork over a chunk of change for that Vera Wang wedding gown of your dreams, they’re also going to make sure that you fit into the damn thing on the big day. That’s how much they love you. [via BuzzFeed] Keep reading »

Quickies: Zsa Zsa To Lose A Leg & Andrea Zuckerman Turns 50!

  • Sad news: Zsa Zsa Gabor will have to have half her leg amputated after a blood clot spread. [TMZ]
  • Here is a very bad recording of Kim Kardashian’s new song, which she debuted at a club in Las Vegas this weekend. [PopEater]
  • In 2010, over 43.8 million people changed their Facebook relationship status to “single,” while only 28.4 million declared they were “in a relationship.” What about “It’s Complicated”?! [Mashable]

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Courtney Makes Love To The Camera

Courtney Love is a wee bit TwitPic happy today! Among the live performance shots and photos of her asleep on an airplane are a few pics of the wild card singer dressed up to the nines in her best burlesque gear. She’s kooky and a total loose cannon, but it’s moments like these where I wish Courtney was my friend and we could play dress-up in her closet together. [Courtney Love’s Twitter via Huffington Post] Keep reading »

Kanye West’s Video Re-Imagined With Real Monsters


I wasn’t as bothered by Kanye West’s video for “Monster” as Jessica, but I think we both would agree that it would have been better if “Sesame Street” Muppets had been involved. Keep reading »

14 Celebrities Behaving Badly In Strip Clubs

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This morning, we awoke to the news that David Arquette has checked into rehab at the Betty Ford Center. (Wonder if he waved to Lindsay Lohan while she was on her way out?) Sources say he’s seeking help for his drinking, depression, and “broken heart.” And possibly, a stripper problem. Radar Online has dug up the dirt on an incident that happened a few weeks ago at Skins, a strip club in Los Angeles. Apparently, David was extremely drunk and dropped more than $2,000 in a few hours there. “David appeared wasted and was enjoying himself with multiple dancers all night,” a source said. “The girls were naked and all over him and he loved the attention. … Things got very kinky and it was clear to me that he was trying to take his mind off his marriage troubles.” [Radar Online]

Oh, the things celebs do when they get around boobies and booze. Haven’t they figured out that if they go to a strip club, someone will tattle on them? After the jump, more stars and their strip club adventures.

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