Is Beyonce pregnant? That’s what Us Weekly claims in its new issue, on stands Friday (but in my hot little hands now!). According to the mag — which I think has a solid 90 percent accuracy rate — B wasn’t planning on getting knocked up and was caught off guard by the news, but, according to a source, she and Jay believe their little bun in the oven “is a gift from God and she’s so happy.” How long before she and Jay issue a denial — or a confirmation? 10 … 9 … 8 … [Us Weekly] Keep reading »
The “Kanye West Is A Talented, But Idiotic Douche” file is getting full! Yesterday, the rapper appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ show and proudly showed off his new blingin’ smile. Apparently, that ain’t no temporary grill — Kanye claims to have had his bottom row of teeth removed
and replaced with diamond and gold implants because that’s “what rock stars are supposed to do.” Dude, you do know that pricey grin will still get food stuck in it from time to time, right? Keep reading »
There are many, many different types of cleavage, but the one that seems to cause the most controversy is the underboob. No wonder Rihanna (seen above, performing this weekend) is on board — she’s such a rebel, that girl! Is a glimpse of a lady boob’s bottom half sexy or silly? Sultry or stupid? Does it make you wonder, I wonder what the rest is like? or Hey, what happened to the rest of that chick’s shirt? Undecided? Click through these 15 great moments in celebrity underboobage and then tell us how you feel.
I hate to quote “Sex and the City,” but I’m going to quote “Sex and the City.” When Miranda first started sleeping with Steve the bartender, he wanted to cuddle in the morning and she wanted to go to spinning class. Complaining about this at brunch (of course), Carrie says to Miranda, “You don’t need to spin if you’re having sex.” And it’s true! According to The Daily Beast, one hour of sex is the equivalent of a 36-minute jog, 28 minutes of yoga, 23 minutes of rock climbing, and 47 minutes of dancing. So ditch your expensive gym membership and go get laid, ladies. [The Daily Beast] Keep reading »
You guys. I’m kind of losing my mind this morning. Behold, on the left, the cover of the upcoming book Sweet Valley Confidential, which takes places 10 years after high school. According to the website for the book, which comes out in holy-crap-why-so-far-away March 29, 2011, twins Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield are now estranged. Over-achieving Elizabeth is living in New York City, while vapid (but decidedly more fun) sister Jessica is stuck in Sweet Valley. What did Jessica do to Liz that was so bad that the good-hearted twin actually wants revenge?! Dying to know! But more shocking to me is the fact that, apparently, author Francine Pascal (right) is a real, live human being who has been writing the books for all this time — since 1983! My whole life, I just assumed it was a pen name, like V.C. Andrews! [People] Keep reading »
Because there is apparently a never-ending supply of housewives and people who want to watch them battle it out, Bravo is taking it to Miami for the latest installment of “The Real Housewives.” In fact, “The Real Housewives of Miami” has already been shot and is ready to air, but was originally intended to be a different show, reportedly called “Miami Social Club” but unrelated to the failed show “Miami Social.” The series will begin sometime between November and January, but since it wasn’t intended to focus on housewife drama, it’s allegedly going to be a “tamer, sexier show,” which sounds lame. No one watches the housewives for their classiness; we watch them because they have no concept of reality and because, occasionally, someone goes nuts and does something awesomely destructive. And who goes to Miami to tone it down? Miami’s all about bedazzled, tan, and retired people in fanny packs! Hopefully, it will be like “The Golden Girls: The Early Years”! Keep reading »