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It’s Official: Vinny From “Jersey Shore” Is The Most Sensitive Man On Television

Last night was the season premiere of the third season of “Jersey Shore,” and people, it did not disappoint. The first night, new cast member Deena got naked in front of The Situation, JWoww and Sammi got in a physical fight, and I learned at least five new words for “vagina.” But the most heartwarming moment came when a drunk Snooki tried to hook up with Vinny, who she had sex with in Miami, and he graciously declined, showing more emotional maturity than any man I’ve met in the last 12 months. Keep reading »

The 10 Best Of The Worst “Twilight” Tattoos

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Quiz time! You are not a real, true “Twi”-hard “Twilight” fan unless you …

A) … know where Robert Pattinson is at ALL TIMES.
B) … have learned how to play “Bella’s Lullaby” on the piano.
C) … have let someone bite you on the neck.
D) … have an enormous “Twilight” tattoo inked somewhere on your person.
E) … all of the above.

Sadly, I can only check off A, B, and C. [OK, not really.] Those folks who have all that and D? They’re hardcore. Keep clicking to see 10 of the best/worst/most humongous “Twilight” tattoos this side of Forks, Washington. [via Geekologie.com]

Star Couplings: Is This Cowboy Lindsay Lohan’s New Boyfriend?

  • Is Lindsay Lohan dating Adam Case, a fellow patient from the Betty Ford Center? And what does he know about the alleged altercation between Lilo and that Betty Ford employee? And why does he wear a cowboy hat? [TMZ]
  • Brandi Glanville, Eddie Cibrian’s ex-wife, says he was only able to afford the $85K ring he gave LeAnn Rimes because he lowered his child support payments. [Us Weekly]
  • So, a source says Jake Gyllenhaal broke up with Taylor Swift because his last breakup — from Reese Witherspoon — caught him off-guard and he didn’t want a repeat. I don’t believe this story. [E! Online]

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Ladies, Stop Crying! Your Tears Turn Him Off!

Well, crap. Turning dudes on — I’ve been doing it wrong. Apparently, bawling my eyes out in front of a man isn’t the way to get his d**k hard. This revelatory information is brought to you by a new study which shows a female tears emit signals that actually turn men off. Male participants who sniffed “odorless tears” (do tears usually smell?) from women who cried during a sad movie had lower testosterone levels and were less sexually aroused by or attracted to the opposite sex than male participants who sniffed salt water. The explanation? For starters, when people cry in the presence of another person, they’re seeking comfort, a biological fact that is unique to humans; no other animals cry when they’re in distress. Additionally, the tears shed because of heightened emotion are chemically different than those that spill over when you’re, say, chopping onions. So, basically, “if women are communicating a chemical message that they need comfort, not sex, it seems appropriate that a man’s testosterone level would take a dive.” Possibly more interesting than the ZOMG revelation that men don’t sprout boners when women are sobbing is that researchers also think there could be a connection between emotional tears and lowering aggression. So, like, turning on the waterworks when your man is being an a-hole could make him chill out? Oh wait — tried, tested, knew that already. [ABC News] Keep reading »

Johnny Weir Is Gay, But Isn’t Opposed To Marrying A Woman

“In a sexual way, I’m gay. But I would marry a woman tomorrow if it struck me. I don’t think sex and relationships necessarily have to go together.”

– Johnny Weir talks about his sexuality in his new memoir on what appears to be “Celebrities Talking About Maybe Being Gay Day.” The flamboyant ice skater decided to basically confirm what the universe already knew because “with people killing themselves and being scared into the closet, I hope that even just one person can gain strength from my story.” [People via Queerty] Keep reading »

Super Awkward Smooch Alert!

Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, co-stars in the upcoming movie “Just Go With It,” grazed lips rather strangely at last night’s People’s Choice Awards. Even the guy behind them is embarrassed. Keep reading »

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