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Funny Girl Sex Guide: 3 Things Turning Me On Right Now

I'm Very Excited About Bisexual Porn

At nearly 35 years old, with about that many notches in my belt, you would think I’d have all my sexual interests figured out by now. But I’m actually happy to report that my ongoing sexual journey continues to be one of discovery, especially in the way of turn-ons. With that in mind, here’s the first in what I hope will be a semi-regular installment of Funny Girl Sex Guide, The Three Things Turning Me On Right Now.

How Joan Rivers Should Be Laid To Rest, According To Joan Rivers

How Joan Rivers Should Be Laid To Rest, According To Joan Rivers

“When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything’s in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action … I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing ‘Mr. Lonely.’ I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé‘s.”

In her 2013 book I Hate Everyone … Starting With Me, the late Joan Rivers, who passed away today at the age of 81, made her funeral wishes quite clear. Here’s hoping she gets everything she asked for. Clear your calendar, Meryl. [Photo: Getty Images]

This Is Apparently Will Smith Dancing On A Segway At Burning Man

It’s been a crap week. We all deserve to take a break from reality, kick back and watch this amazing video of Will Smith — that’s him in the gas mask — dancing on a Segway at Burning Man. Everything about this is so wrong it’s right. [NYMag.com]

RIP: Joan Rivers Has Passed Away At Age 81

RIP Joan Rivers!

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Legendary female comic Joan Rivers passed away today at the age of 81, her daughter Melissa said in a statement. Rivers’ death comes after she was put in a medically induced coma after she stopped breathing during throat surgery earlier this week. In her statement, Melissa Rivers wrote:

It is with great sadness that I announce the death of my mother, Joan Rivers. She passed peacefully at 1:17pm surrounded by family and close friends. My son and I would like to thank the doctors, nurses, and staff of Mount Sinai Hospital for the amazing care they provided for my mother. Keep reading »

Kim Kardashian Is British GQ‘s Naked Woman Of The Year!

Last night, Kim Kardashian was the recipient of British GQ’s “Woman of the Year” award, an honor bestowed upon the female celeb willing to get the most naked in the pages of the magazine. Okay, maybe that’s not the exact reason she won the title, but Kim did get down to her birthday suit for the latest issue of the magazine, which you can see in all its splendid glory above. Remember back in the early days of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” when Kim debated whether to get naked for Playboy? Ahh, how things change…

“Wetlands” Is Sure To Be The Grossest Movie Of The Year

"The Most Disgusting Coming Of Age Film Of All Time"

A few years ago, I was obsessed with reading Wetlands by Charlotte Roche, but only a few pages at a time, because the subject matter — one woman’s absolutely filthy hygiene habits and obsession with her bodily functions and fluids — was kind of stomach-turning. But as a bit of a gross girl myself — though not at all to the degree that Helen is — I was titillated by the book’s willingness to get completely and utterly vulgar, plus I got a kick out of the way she called her inner and outer labia “ladyfingers” and “dewlaps.” Anyway, a film version of “Wetlands” hits select theaters this Friday and critics who saw the German film at Sundance called it, amongst other things, “Eww is the warmest color” (a play on last year’s French hit, “Blue is the Warmest Color”) and “the most disgusting coming of age film of all time.” Prepare yourself for everything from masturbating with vegetables and oozing hemorrhoids, to guys jacking off on spinach pizza and very, very dangerous pubic hair grooming. NSFW trailer above — watch if you dare…

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