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I think part of the reason why I can’t stand Taylor Momsen is that she brings out a side of myself I didn’t know I had, the side that says things like “Kids these days!” and “Where are her parents?!” You know, the type of person who is cranky and wears ear plugs at rock concerts. Is there a time where I might have thought Taylor Momsen was cool, with her underwear as outerwear, and her guns, and her whore makeup? I don’t know. I’m going to go drink some prune juice now and watch reruns of “Murder, She Wrote.” Keep reading »
Ruh roh, Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been back at rehab very long, but she’s already trying to escape! Earlier this week, the starlet was caught leaving the Betty Ford Center, apparently trying to sneak into a nearby medical center in order to buy a Coca-Cola. But her accomplice’s clothes got caught on the fence. A source says, “Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart. The pair was safely returned—decaffeinated—to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done.” Apparently, things like caffeine are strictly prohibited in rehab, but Lindsay needed her fix! [Radar Online]
It might be hard to get celebs into rehab to get the help they need. But apparently, it’s just as hard to keep them there. After the jump are a few other celebrity rehab runaways!
Oh Halloween. The perfect excuse for women to dress up like sexy aardvarks and men to dress up like total sleazeballs. There are countless — countless, I tell you! — ways in which men screw up their chances of getting a little October 31st action with their choice of costume, but isn’t it time someone, namely The Frisky, informs dudes of what costumes women actually consider, I don’t know, sexy. I’ve picked out 10 costume ideas that genuinely will increase a fella’s chances of gettin’ lucky on Halloween. Won’t you add your own suggestions in the comments?
Last Saturday, Paris Hilton came out of a bathroom stall with her ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis at a party at Seth MacFarlane‘s house. A “spy” said that Paris went in to touch up her makeup, “Then Brandon squeezed in, and the two of them ducked into the stall behind the sink together.” Eventually, they “burst out together.” Sure, it’s possible that they were hooking up and that Paris cheated on her BF Cy Waits. But wouldn’t drugs be a more likely scenario? [NY Post]
I guess that bathrooms are one of the few places where celebs think they can get away with anything anymore, but according to some of the following stories—they didn’t! It’s time for celebrity bathroom shenanigans.