My favorite blog Cheese People
, has been really lax at posting lately, so I’ve had to find a new time-waster to be inexplicably obsessed with. The lucky winner: Bad News Dudes
, a tribute to all the guys “we shouldn’t be attracted to.” Because “if loving them is wrong, we don’t want to be right.” A few of the men included:
Jared Leto: “First he was that awful dude on ‘My So-Called Life.’ Now he wears guyliner and is in that awful band. In spite of all that, I think it really would only take me thirty seconds to get to Mars. If Jared Leto were on Mars.”
Fidel Castro: “In real life were we to ever meet, I would try to kill him. However, my techniques for murder would definitely include seduction first. Just look at that f**king beard.”
Scott Disick: “I have a feeling hair pulling and dirty talk are part of his repertoire, along with dressing like an idiot.”
In reading through their selections, I developed a few new crushes I never thought of before — mmm, Triton from “The Little Mermaid” — but I also have some suggestions of my own. Click onward for 10 guys I shouldn’t be attracted to … but f**k it, I can’t help it, I just am.