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Watch Ryan Gosling Sing The “My Little Pony” Theme Song


So, I used to work for Rolling Stone. Peter Travers, the handsome gentleman with the mustache in the video above, is the film critic for the magazine. He is also a lovely person and I swear I am not ass-kissing. Peter interviewed Ryan Gosling about “Blue Valentine” for ABCNews.com and got him to sing the “My Little Pony” theme song. I am pretty sure this means that Peter Travers could convince Ryan Gosling to do just about anything, including go on a date and/or have sexual relations with me. How about it Peter? Let’s see what you’re made of. [ABC News] Keep reading »

Argentina’s “Dancing With The Stars” Is Basically Porn


Did you know that “Dancing with the Stars” exists in other countries? Yeah, I didn’t either, but I guess I live under a rock. Anyway, I don’t have any clue who these “stars” are on the Argentinian version of the show, but I found them way more entertaining than Bristol Palin or that Pussycat Doll chick. But maybe that’s because the dancing on Argentina’s “Dancing with the Stars” is practically NC-17-worthy. There’s g-strings and dry humping and miming oral sex and I am pretty sure someone had an orgasm at the end there. All around, I give this performance a 10! Keep reading »

Girl Talk: I’ve Made Multiple Marriage Promises

Despite the fact that I’ve never had a relationship longer than nine months and that one was with a 15-year-old boy, I still believe in love. I believe in the love of friends and family and despite all evidence against, I believe that I will someday meet a man who will make my life even better. Even with this hope, when I imagine the future, it generally involves a goat farm and some really cute babies, but I’ve blurred out the vision of that burly be-flanneled man of my dreams. It seems that even though I will meet a guy and tell my friends, “I think I can be with this guy for more than a few months! Yay!” A week or a month later, I’m already washing my hands of another false start. It’s not like I can’t relate to or love men, but all my closest relationships are to ex-boyfriends. It’s for this reason that I’ve set up marriage promises. Lots of them. Keep reading »

Star Couplings: Ryan Is Happy For Reese, Plus Hugh Hefner’s Infantalizing Proposal

  • Ryan Phillippe is totes happy for his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon, who just got engaged to Jim Toth. “I wish nothing but the best for the mother of my children,” he said. [NY Daily News]
  • John Mellencamp and Elaine Irwin-Mellencamp are breaking up after 20 years of marriage. [Huffington Post]
  • Apparently, Alex Rodriguez’s kids prefer ex-girlfriend Kate Hudson to current squeeze Cameron Diaz. But how will they feel about the inevitable next blonde in his rotation? [Us Weekly]

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Just Leaked: Justin Timberlake’s “Take You Down”


Justin Timberlake, who fancies himself an actor now, has recorded a new track and it’s leaked onto the internet. Above, a possibly unfinished “Take You Down.” Could that be a reference to his desire to win an Oscar this year for his role in “The Social Network”? (Fat chance of that happening.) Even though I am a diehard JT fan, I have to say if this is the best he can do after a few years away from the studio, then, yeah, I agree with him that he’s “not ready to record a new album.” Weak sauce. Your acting dreams have made you soft, Justin. [MTV] Keep reading »

This Is A Divorceable Offense!

Katy Perry, who claims to never leave the house without makeup, apparently doesn’t sleep with a thick layer of foundation and her signature red lips. Husband Russell Brand snapped this photo of a makeup-free Perry in bed (clearly against her will) and then briefly posted it on Twitter. He took it down, but not before gossip blogs everywhere grabbed the image for themselves. How should Katy get revenge? [TooFab] Keep reading »

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