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30 Manly Things We Love

Holy crap, we’re in the middle of a crisis, y’all! Manliness is under attack! According to way too many articles to count in the last few months, men have turned into big, fat, commitment-phobic pansy asses. In an essay (via Jezebel) featured in an upcoming book about conservatism, Proud to be Right, Katherine Miller writes:

America’s elite has a problem. It’s skinny jeans and scarves, it’s Bama bangs and pants with tiny, tiny embroidered lobsters, it’s Michael Cera, it’s guys who compliment a girl’s dress by brand, it’s guys who don’t know who bats fourth for the Yankees. Between the hipsters and the fratstars, American intellectual men under the age of twenty-five have lost track of acting like Men — and these are our future leaders. We have no John Wayne, no Clint Eastwood. And girls? Girls hate it.

Look, I’m not going to argue with the fact that I’ve been disappointed by many of the men I’ve dated over the last few years, who seemed to lack backbone, common courtesy, and resourcefulness, three attributes, by the way, that I like seeing in other women as well. But this idea that dudes wearing scarves is a sign that manliness has gone the way of the dinosaurs? I don’t buy it. After the jump, 30 manly things I love that, as far as I can tell, haven’t gone anywhere. Keep reading »

30 PDA-Happy Couples Swapping Spit

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I’ve made it pretty clear that I have nothin’ against public displays of affection, so long as they are not done in the company of friends, family, or colleagues. One thing I can always support is celebrities makin’ out in public, especially when they’re caught on camera. Not everyone agrees. Katherine Heigl told Ryan Seacrest that she was recently getting hot and heavy with her husband, Josh Kelley, in their hot tub — “it was so PG,” she assured Seacrest — when a neighbor popped out of nowhere and started screaming at the couple.

“He starts screaming at us to go inside,” Heigl said, “And I’m like, ‘I’ve had it. I’ve had enough of this. This is ridiculous. It’s harassment, and I’m calling the police.’” Heigl and Kelley didn’t even bother putting on clothes when the cops arrived and delivered their side of the story, clad only in their swimsuits. Let this be a lesson to us all — PDA is not a crime!

Keep clicking to check out 29 more celebrity couples (some of whom are no longer together) going to first base.

8 Celebrity Ladies Who Did The Pursuing

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Hilary Duff was on “Regis and Kelly” the other day and said her hubby Mike Comrie thinks that she made the first move. “He claims that I hit on him first because I said his car was leaking, and it was. I was just trying to be kind … I needed a ride home!” Regis thought that was pretty funny and said, “What a hit. ‘Your car is leaking.’ She wants me! Men, they’re animals!” [People]

I imagine that guys often think I’m hitting on them because I tend to stare at people until they either get uncomfortable or make out with me, but it sounds like Duff wasn’t exactly hitting on Comrie. Some of the following lady celebs weren’t so innocent though. We rounded up some of the ladies who made the first move.

Taylor Momsen Wouldn’t Get Down With Tommy Lee

“If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it … I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f**k Tommy Lee.”

Taylor Momsen on her interest in pornography and one of the first celebrity sex tapes to make headlines. As someone who has seen the Tommy Lee/Pam Anderson sex tape, I am going to have to agree with 17-year-old Taylor. Tommy Lee is better at making the mangina than he is at making whoopie. Three words: two pump chump. [Dlisted] Keep reading »

15 Stars Posing With Guns

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Look, I consider myself a pacifist. But I shot a gun once and it was kind of awesome. All that power in such a small device. I felt like a badass for that split second when I fired and missed the tin can 20 feet away. Like I was invincible! That must be the look celebrities are going for when they pose with firearms. Keep clicking and tell me … do they scare you?!

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