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A Tale Of Two Faces

Javier Bardem is super psyched about the Lakers doing something awesome, while his baby mama, Penelope Cruz, looks to be both embarrassed by his enthusiastic display and pissed to be stuck at a basketball game on Christmas Day. Love this photo all around. Keep reading »

8 Celebs Who’ve Kept Our Justice System Working

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Always the ham, Steve Martin took his time in jury duty as an opportunity to Tweet. Some of the classics included, “REPORT FROM JURY DUTY: defendant looks like a murderer. GUILTY. Waiting for opening remarks.” Which was followed by, “REPORT FROM JURY DUTY: guy I thought was up for murder turns out to be defense attorney. I bet he murdered someone anyway.” The actor’s spokeswoman insisted that the Tweets were not factual and that Steve was “not kicked out yet.” [NY Daily News]

You can’t blame the guy for trying to have fun during what is usually a pretty boring experience, but it’s also pretty awesome that he’s doing his civic duty. We’ve rounded up a few other celebs who’ve aided our judicial system.

Trailer Park: “True Grit,” “Somewhere,” “Country Strong,” “Little Fockers,” “Gulliver’s Travels”

Who are you kidding, you know perfectly well that when you’ve run out of presents to open on Christmas Day (or you don’t celebrate Christmas) and you’ve run out of stuff to argue about with your family, that you’re going to want to see a movie. Fortunately, there are some pretty decent movies coming out this week and if you’re in the mood for something stupid, there’s plenty of that too! So when you’ve filled up on ham and eggnog, get yourself to a movie theater because nothing says Christmas like sitting in the dark, surrounded by strangers who’re also suffering for the inevitable post-Christmas blues! Happy Holidays! Keep reading »

Chloe Sevingy Wants Her Hair Pulled

“I want a guy who is masculine, good with his hands and able to build stuff and who has survival skills. Facial hair is a big turn-on. Most of the kids I hang out with in New York are hipster arty types, but I like a stronger, more physically imposing man–like a lumberjack … I’m also into a little hair pulling. I like boys to be aggressive and allow me to be a little aggressive back.”

Chloe Sevigny tells Playboy what she wants in a man. I’m having a “Being John Malkovich” moment. It’s like I’m in Chloe’s brain and she’s expressing my thoughts or something. You know, I’ve been told a few times, especially when my hair is on the blonder side, that Chloe and I look kind of alike. We’re both Scorpios. And my dream man is a Paul Bunyon type who’ll pull my hair a bit. Uh oh. Chloe’s my competition. I’m screwed. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Enrique Iglesias’ Dirty-Talkin’ New Single And Raunchy Video

That crafty bastard, Enrique Iglesias, has a new single out called “Tonight (I’m F**kin’ You)” — no, seriously, that’s the f**king title — and just released a super soft core video to accompany it, thus stealing my vote for Song of the Year. [There's also a "clean" version called "Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)," but it's even less fun than the scrubbed version of Cee-Lo's "F**k You" ("Forget You").] Way to slip in from behind at the last second, Enrique. Watch the NSFW video (there’s nekkid titties and some sex noises!) after the jump… Keep reading »

Meet The Lesbian Hugh Hefner

I’ve watched my fair share of pornography on the internet and it’s pretty obvious that most of it is made for dudes. Before nudity even occurs, I’m already turned off by the tacky costuming, bad story lines, lack of chemistry, and obviously unwashed stars. I’m a stickler for details. That’s why I’m glad to hear that there’s a lesbian pornographer who actually cares about these things. Jincey Lumpkin (best name ever) went from being a high paid lawyer for the fashion industry to founding Juicy Pink Box, a lesbian porn company. And the Daily Beast is calling her the “Hugh Hefner of Lesbian Porn.” Keep reading »

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