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Star Couplings: NHL Star Sean Avery Suspended For Calling Elisha Cuthbert “Sloppy Seconds”

  • Hockey player Sean Avery, who used to date actress Elisha Cuthbert (she ditched Justin Timberlake’s best friend Trace Ayala for Avery), was suspended by the NHL for making inappropriate public comments. At a press conference yesterday, he said, in reference to Calgary Flames defenseman Dion Phaneuf, who is currently dating Cuthbert: “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.” Who knew the NHL has such tough policies on manners? [Us Weekly]
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  • A 9-Year-Old Pick-Up Artist Shares His Secrets

    Holy adorableness. While Mystery, “The Pick-Up Artist,” makes our hair stand up on its ends, the 9-year-old version makes us squeal. Little Alec Greven just published a book with Harper Collins called, “How To Talk To Girls.” In it he explains how a young gentleman can win the affections of his paramour on the playground, with such gems as “comb your hair and don’t wear sweats” and “if I say hi and you say hi back, we’re probably off to a good start.” He also warns his readers, “It is easy to spot pretty girls because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry. Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil.” He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular girl. Remember, some pretty girls are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.” HA! For the record, Alec is happily single, saying he is a little too young for actual dating. Call us in 10 years, cutie. And in the meantime, send us an IM — we have an open slot on our “Guys On Our IM” roster… [NY Post]

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    Thoughts From Guys On Our IM: The “Before Marriage” Sex List

    The other day, one of the Guys On My IM told me, “Guys want to bang a model, a stripper, a famous chick, and maybe a flight attendant before getting hitched.” I’ve heard such sentiments before, though not from any guy I truly respected (I actually respect this particular guy, despite his pre-marriage hump list). Given how many guys go to strip clubs and get all google-y eyed for Gisele Bundchen, couldn’t this general statement apply not only to the men I know and love, but also most guys, period? I decided to ask the rest of the Guys On My IM for their opinions — and while it turns out that none of them have a strong desire to schtup a pole dancer, they all do have SOME sort of ideal bedpost notch list…. Keep reading »

    The Last 31 Days Of 2008: Eat Whatever The Hell You Want

    Most of us, upon the arrival of the new year, swear to begin a nutritional regimen Madonna would of and take up jazzer-yoga-lates or some other new fangled workout routine. Some will stick to their resolutions; others will last a respectable amount of time before binging on burritos; and a solid portion will cave by January 7th. Regardless, for the, now, 30 days remaining this month, just embrace all the delicious food and beverages being shoved in your face at holiday parties, dinner dates, and mom and dad’s house. You have all of next year to feel crappy about yourself with Glamour‘s help! For now, eat like a fat kid let loose in Magnolia Bakery and drink like an alcoholic swimming in a river of vodka. Here are some recipes that will help.

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    Star Couplings: Marriage Is In The Hands Of The Jolie-Pitt Kids

    • Brad Pitt says he’ll marry Angelina Jolie when it’s important to their kids. Hasn’t little Zahara already been bitching that mom and dad aren’t married like Shrek and Princess Fiona? [Us Weekly]
    • Dear Robert Pattinson, please do not date Camilla Belle, she has been tainted by a Jonas Brother. Love, The Frisky [Us Weekly]
    • Kelly Rutherford, who plays Serena’s mom on “Gossip Girl,” is expecting her second child. She and her husband already have a son named Hermes. Start placing your bets for the new kid’s name — Gucci? Birkin? Fendi? Louis Vuitton? [DListed]

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    Tyra Forces Her Neck On Robert Pattinson

    I know there is a bit of a Robert Pattinson backlash occurring right now, which I don’t necessarily mind, as it leaves less competition for when I attempt to score him for three out of the five types on my rebound list. I still might have to fight off Tyra Banks though, by the looks of this clip from when she had Robert on her show on Friday. Honestly, I’m sadly aroused and jealous. While I would never be so lame as to actually ASK him to bite me, I kind of want him too. And he leaves a mark! Keep reading »

    The Last 31 Days Of 2008: Watch The First Four Seasons Of “Lost”

    “Lost” is back for its fifth season on January 21, means you have 51 days left to catch up on seasons 1-4, but truly, you can do it in the 31 (well 30 and a half) days left this year. All of the episodes are currently available on ABC.com or you could always Netflix them. You will not regret it. Except the part where you don’t leave your couch other than to eat, sleep, use the restroom, and go to work because it is JUST THAT ADDICTIVE.

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    Britney Spears Is Sad, Y’all

    Last night’s MTV documentary, “Britney Spears: For The Record,” was a fascinating, revealing, but extremely controlled look at the pop star’s crazy life. While at times Britney seemed to be having fun and back to her “old self” (if we ever knew her at all, that is), she also seemed extremely sad and said as much. Sure, her life has gone back to normal and we likely won’t be seeing anymore pantyless crotch shots in the tabloids and her hair, post-head shaving, is starting to grow back, but she sure doesn’t seem much happier than before. As she says, her life is too controlled, and lacks passion. I feel bad for the girl and hope she can find a happy medium between dangerously rebellious and trapped in a cage. Clip above! Keep reading »

    Star Couplings: These Two Are Not Getting Hitched

  • Despite reports, Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are not engaged. [Us Weekly]
  • Is the rocky marriage between Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil finally over? [People]
  • Britney really did raid Madonna’s closet this weekend. [DListed]
  • So here’s the deal with the Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt nuptials — they aren’t official until they come back to the States and fill out some paperwork, since the ceremony was conducted in Mexico. [DListed]
  • Madonna and Alex Rodriguez brought their fling down to Mexico City. [Perez Hilton]
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    Liveblogging “Britney Spears: For The Record”

    Tonight I’ll be liveblogging the premiere of MTV’s Britney Spears documentary at 10pm. I am so excited my head is going to explode. Leading up to the premiere of the doc AND the release of her newest album “Circus,” Brit has been making the rounds, performing “Womanizer” at THREE European events this weekend. She totally ripped off Madonna’s look, but I can forgive her. Check out one of the performances above and then come back to this post TONIGHT AT 10PM as I liveblog the documentary with all the pent up love of a hard core Britney fan. Don’t hate. Keep reading »

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