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George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

George Zimmerman Has Been Arrested (Again)

Walking, talking, child-murdering human garbage heap George Zimmerman was arrested (again!) late last night in Lake Mary, Florida, for aggravated assault in a domestic violence case. According to Zimmerman’s attorney, he is accused of hurling a wine bottle at his girlfriend [Reminder: And I'm still single.]. The judge ordered him to surrender all of his firearms and to not have any contact with the victim or travel to Volusia County, where she lives, before releasing him on a $5000 bond.Zimmerman, of course, is the self-appointed “neighborhood watch” patrolman who shot and killed unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin in 2012, a crime for which he was acquitted in 2013. Since then, Zimmerman has been in trouble with the law multiple times, including for domestic violence and brandishing a firearm. He’s a danger to society and should have been locked up long ago. [NBC News; Orlando Sentinel]

12 Grapefruit Cocktails For Defiant Grapefruit-Obsessives Like Myself

This morning, I went to get my annual physical and while everything checked out fine, my new doc was kind of a party pooper when it came to one of my only vices: grapefruit juice. I didn’t tell her about the pot-smoking because I didn’t want a lecture, but I was stunned when she actually advised me to drink less grapefruit juice because it’s causing some minor erosion in, like, the back of my throat or something?

“Uh, I live for grapefruit juice,” I told her. “I drink it by the quart. You can’t take that away from me, I refuse!!!” Well, technically I demurred and was like, “Okay doc, whatever you say,” but with my fingers crossed behind my back. Keep reading »

Bill Cosby Joked About Assault Allegations At Canada Show

  • Serial rapist Bill Cosby (alleged smalleged) actually had the gall to make a rape joke during a comedy show last night. When a woman got up from her seat during the show, Cosby asked her where she was going and she said she was headed to the bar and offered to grab him a drink He replied: “You have to be careful drinking around me.” The audience laughed. SMDH. [People]
  • Speaking of Cosby, Tina Fey says she and Amy Poehler will be making plenty of jokes at his expense when they host the Golden Globe Awards later this month. [EW]
  • Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield continue to be the cutest, coolest couple. [People] Keep reading »

No, Your Dick Is Not Too Big To Wear A Condom

Next time you’re gettin’ down with a dude and he tries to pull the whole “Baby, I would wear a condom but they’re too tight around my big dick” thing, pause the action and show him this post. Because unless his dick is actually so big that it could qualify as a third leg, a condom will fit it just fine. Swedish pop star Zara Larsson was playing dress up with a box of condoms or something and pulled one over her foot and up her leg, wearing it like a stocking. She posted the above photo to her Instagram with the caption “To all the guys saying ‘my dick is too big for condoms’ TAKE A SEAT.” It has since gone viral, which has come as sort of a surprise to Larsson. “I merely meant it as a funny joke,” Larsson wrote on her blog, according to Gawker. “Since then newspapers have been writing about what a feminist genius I am!” [via Gawker]

Some Poor Bastard Was Paid To Photoshop A Happy Trail And Pubes On Justin Bieber

Some Poor Bastard Was Paid To Photoshop A Happy Trail And Pubes On Justin Bieber

SCANDAL! I didn’t notice this until TMZ brought it to my attention, mostly because when I see Justin Bieber, especially in a state of undress, my first instinct is to look away, but apparently, clearly, the Biebs Calvin Klein ads have been majorly photoshopped. Yeah, yeah, his abs were enhanced, but that’s to be expected. Far more hilarious is that in the print ads, Bieber has a noticeable happy trail and the inklings of some pubes peaking out from the top of his CK briefs. But as the video for the shoot shows, dude’s torso is smoother than a newborn baby’s ass. It is, as TMZ brilliantly put it, A HAPPY TRAIL OF LIES. After the jump, check out a zoomed-in side-by-side and admire the work of the poor sucker who found themselves tasked with meticulously Photoshopping pubes on Bieber’s bod. [TMZ] Keep reading »

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