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10 Things A Guy Could Say That Would Make Us Run For The Hills

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We were just waiting for Emily Maynard to jump from “BachelorBrad Womack’s loveboat. His “I’m a perfect guy now” facade was crumbling by the second during the finale. What was her first hint? When he got angry at her for questioning that his desire to be a father to her daughter was enough? How dare she! Or was it when Brad’s brother warned her “not to poke the bear”? If there’s a bear within capable of being provoked, you best believe we’re not sticking around to make its acquaintance. We’re glad Emily decided very wisely not to walk down the aisle — at least for now. After the jump, some things a guy could say that would make us hightail it in the opposite direction. Add yours in the comments. Keep reading »

Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

  • 54 bags of heroin
  • 31 empty heroin bags
  • 8 prescription pills
  • $51.22 in cash and change

Twenty-seven-year-old Pennsylannia woman, Karin Mackaliunas, was arrested for suspected burglary and reckless driving. After a routine strip search, authorities discovered all of the items listed above stored in her vagina. Now that’s a vagina! Why bother with a purse when you can carry everything you need between your legs? [NY Mag] Keep reading »

Just In Case Your Touched Your Genitals

Maybe, just maybe, you touched your genitals. And if you did, don’t forget to sanitize thoroughly with this after-genital-contact hand sanitizer. Because touching yourself can be very, very dirty. [$4.99 Blue Q] Keep reading »

Couple Commemorates Wedding With “Don’t Stop Me Now” Lip Dub


My main reason for possibly wanting to get married someday — besides, you know, joining forces legally with my partner in life and love — is so I can involve Queen, the greatest band ever, somehow. This couple did it so well. [via Buzzfeed] Keep reading »

Olivia Munn Doesn’t Trust A Girl Who Refuses An Ice Cream Sundae

“You can’t trust a girl who doesn’t eat junk food. If a girl doesn’t eat junk food, she’ll probably sleep with your boyfriend.”

Olivia Munn, arguably a little tipsy when she co-hosted “Today” with Hoda Kotb yesterday, on women you shouldn’t trust around your man. ["The Today Show" Tumblr] Keep reading »

Would You Take This Cheater Back?

Twenty-six-year-old Joe Page was caught cheating by his lady. This sign was his attempt at apologizing and winning back his woman’s love. Did his she take him back? Yes, she did. Would I? No, I would not. How about you? [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

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